Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[General_Potatoes]

If I was an NPC i'd want to be that owl from Ocarina of Time.

This. And that is adorable :3

 

[Dimitriov]

Mountains're nice.


This's the life.


Mountains're nice.



Man, you're nosy.
Here, take this.

 

[darth.pixie]

"YES THAT'S LOCKED AND YES I CAN SEE YOU EYEING IT"

PC: DAMMIT! I was just looking around and it passed through my crosshairs!

"YES THAT'S LOCKED AND YES I CAN SEE YOU EYEING IT"


or Confessor Cromwell: "Behold! He's coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice!" every time...

makes you rethink not nuking Megaton.

"Your Health is Low."
"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"

-Guildmaster in Fable

"Good luck getting in, I've been waiting all day."

-Most annoying guy in DA2

To be fair, he has been waiting for 6 years.

 

[RuralGamer]

"I HAVE NO GREETING."

I was playing Oblivion, sneaking up on an NPC, and I wasn't sure if he was friendly or not. I saved, stood up, and spoke to him, and he just turned around and said that. I used persuade to get him to like me, he wished me a fond farewell, then drew a dagger and tried to murder me. Scariest NPC ever.

Ahhhh they are such funny encounters. I managed to do that once without him stabbing me because I had managed to exploit the 100% Chameleon glitch where the AI can't detect you, so he just stood there brandishing a knife whilst I punched him to death.

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
(said by a guard at the roadside to a mudcrab...)

 

[OutforEC]

"I'm off to die for an incompetent leader who won't even remember my name! You're in my will."

 

[Thespian]

-snip-

Aye,it reminds me of the Fable series when you play as an evil jackass. Walking through a town as a murdering thief you hear that line fifty-sixty times, to no detriment of morality.

 

[guyroxorz]

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



no but seriously MGS hasn't been good for ages.

 

[Zeema]

Let Me teach you about Context Sensitive

'Bad Fur Day'

 

[T-Bone24]

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Yes, that's locked and yes, I can see you eying it!

Bye!

 

[thatcanadianguy]

hail brave adventurer. you long long qust is almost at an end. all you need do now is~ *clips into a wall and falls off the games geography, rendering that 3 hour quest now impossible to complete without reverting to your savepoint at the BEGINNING of th quest*

 

[Alon Shechter]

Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave desert just makes me wanna say Candlejack and get the fu

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

*Are you still there?*
*Searching*
*Nap time*

Don't know if this has been used before.

 

[Epic Fail 1977]

It's not a skirt!

 

[Xealeon]

"Get out of here, Stalker. Get out of here, Stalker. Get out of here, Stalker. (and so on and so forth)"

 

[Torrasque]

I know what to say:
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EDIT:Ninja'd one minute before I posted this. >_< great

COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PHYSICS-DEFYING ASSHOLE GUARDS!!!!! GAHHHH /RAGE!!!!!!!

OP:
"Can you help me find my wife?"

 

[Crises^]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the npc from redfaction 1 when you through c4 on his head

 

[figday]

"Welcome home Artyom"

 

[Anjel]

I would be pretty freaked out at how my two(?) year old baby is bouncing around it's bedroom, climbing to the top of it's cot, balancing on the fencing and, most concerning, eyeing up the door like he knows how to pick the lock.

"Look at you, look at you... you demon baby, you!"

I'm 'Dad' in Fallout 3.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.

 

[Knife-28]

Don't forget to reload Dr Freeman!