Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Robin-chan]

What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Isn't (Insert local shop name here) Wonderful?

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

"You wanna go to big town, of course you do!"

 

[Whodat]

For the Tau!! /dance

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm in space.

 

[TrailerDrake]

Press B to Jump!

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

May 11. Today is May 11, Leisure Day. Leisure Day was originally Pleasure
Day, but because of educational and cultural reasons, it was renamed Leisure
Day last year.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

GO GO GO!

YOU MUST DIE!

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Normally I hate posting in all caps, but it's necessary here...

Jesus Christ I FUCKING HATE those people. I'm so glad I get to shoot them until they are dead.

OT: Hey you're running. Only an Assassin would be running. GET HIM!

 

[FalloutJack]

"I'm sorry, but I can't let you through without your obligatory plot exposition. Off with you, then!"

 

[Biosophilogical]

"DOOOOOMMMM! DOOM, DOOM, DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!"

*three solar systems later* Doom, Doom, Doom! DOOOOOM! Doom, Doom, DOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

 

[Elemental]

"Did you find the portal gun?... Also, are you alive? That's more important, should've asked that first."