Hello, Nyarlathotep? Someone's trying to muscle in on your territory. See if you can bring your boss down to give old squidface a slap.
Quick!! C'Thulhu is awake!
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I would ride an ICBM all the way to Cthulhu's giant, tentacle-y head, "Dr. Strangelove" style. May as well die in the most insane way possible while trying to destroy a living god known to turn the minds of men to mush with a mere glance.
To quote Calls for Cthulhu
"but a bag on your head and crawl into the corner naked, it wont help but it'll seem less strange when the insanity arrives"
Or
Take car, go to mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
"but a bag on your head and crawl into the corner naked, it wont help but it'll seem less strange when the insanity arrives"
Or
Take car, go to mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
Don't you see!? By saying his name so much, you are spreading the knowledge of the elder gods! We all know too much now, we're all doomed. Good job, OP, good job.
Praise YOG-SOTHOTH and write my name in his book...then at least me and Cthulu will be fellow employees.
Well considering I live in South Eastern Australia I'd either be dead or hiding in Port Phillip Bay to avoid the C'thulhu while inadvertly putting myself in danger of being stung by a blue ring octopus, various jellyfish, stonefish and stingrays or being gnawed upon by some of the larger sharks in our bay.
Let's see: fight, flight, or shit my pants? Well... I'd hope that, being so close to the US border, the US military would react a little faster than they did in Cloverfield and take that shit out. I'd hide in my elementary school's WWII bomb shelter (small radio in hand, fuckload of batteries, case of water, and probably a lot of hysterical sobbing and crying, resulting in a burning rash under my eyes) until I receive word of Cthulhu's demise. You can live for three weeks without eating, as long as you're hydrated.
I would NOT try to be a hero in this situation, and I most certainly would NOT even pretend to be all badass and tough like I'm in a video game. This is real life, and it's fucking Cthulhu. In my opinion, anyone who didn't mention shitting their pants, at least a little bit, is either in total denial, or lying their ass off.
I would NOT try to be a hero in this situation, and I most certainly would NOT even pretend to be all badass and tough like I'm in a video game. This is real life, and it's fucking Cthulhu. In my opinion, anyone who didn't mention shitting their pants, at least a little bit, is either in total denial, or lying their ass off.
Hah! This, too, while sobbing.direkiller said:
I would go to C'Thulhu, and tell him to get the fuck out... what? You didnt say it had to be a good idea...