Quick! Design a Character!

[Crunchy English]

What's the most interesting lead character you can make, preferably for a video game, in just 25 words?

"A time-traveling mutant mosquito who collects DNA samples from throughout history for science. His sister is dating a jerk of a dragonfly. His name is Archibald."

 

[CounterAttack]

Alarielle, the child of the local king and the goddess of necromancy. She has an evil twin sister who assassinates royalty. She uses a crossbow.

Yeah, that was the best I could think of.

 

[delet]

25? I can do it in 2.

Shape-Shifter.

Hell, that may even count as just one word, due to the hyphen.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Unevolved pokemon with spikes that breathes lava and loves tacos <3. It is both female and male and it loves to eat the posters below me.

 

[Sam G]

Eldros von Findlaech; intrepid young fifty-year-old quests to usurp the king's throne through cunning alone. Turns out he was Ganon all along.

 

[Crunchy English]

A man wakes up in a secret laboratory, only to find his ability to speak has been replaced with harmonic tones that seem to sooth everyone.

 

[sean.A7x]

Giant flying giraffe on roller skates who uses his super lazer vision to fight the evil frogs of Neptune who are trying to destroy earth.

 

[Crunchy English]

Giant flying giraffe on roller skates who uses his super lazer vision to fight the evil frogs of Neptune who are trying to destroy earth.

Ok... I can't deny that that is interesting. In fact, I would probably play that game.
But maybe I should try to make something with more... growth potential.

A charismatic investment banker with delusion of grandeur, given unique powers of manipulation by Mephisto, and sporting an anarchistic streak.

EDIT - No, too much plot there. Reworked it.