Quick No More Heroes Rant and Question

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RYjet911

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I bought this game from Yahtzee's, /v/'s and a friend's recommendation, and I've so far loved every bit of it...

Every bit except for the fucking bosses.

Nothing about fighting them seems obvious. They constantly block both high and low, they are rarely stunned or even affected at all by the block breaking move, and they take as much as twenty minutes to kill.

Why should bosses take so damn long? I can't believe I'm stuck on the rank 8 boss, that stupid weeaboo school girl that constantly kills me with that sonic blast thing when she does it nine times in a row. Also, unlike any other game, the times when you CAN attack the enemy seem random, and the bosses normally only attack whenever I attack them, meaning they get a good hit or two in before I can block the last part of their combos. I've wasted a good hour on this boss just to be killed while she's on the last tenth of life or so.

What I'm really asking is does anyone have ANY tips on how to figure out when you can attack the bosses and when you can't? The only times I've managed to hit her is when she's done a charged attack, but even then sometimes she does all sorts of stupid flips, dodging EVERY attack I do. Even when I do the dark step thing I learnt from some FAQ, she's capable of dodging most, if not all, of my attacks.
 

Cahlee

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Are we talking about baseball girl? She was tough, but I'd always stay just out of her way when she was doing her flailing baseball swings and then attack her and just roll away! It's all about timing.
 

RYjet911

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No, she has a sword. I'm pretty sure it's a sword, she sheathes it occasionally to do either a charge atack or to act like Guile from Street Fighter.

SONIC BOOM
 

Cahlee

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RYjet911 said:
No, she has a sword. I'm pretty sure it's a sword, she sheathes it occasionally to do either a charge atack or to act like Guile from Street Fighter.

SONIC BOOM
Oh yeh, she was a bit tough. The main boss battle technique in No more Heroes is the same. They all have different attacks based on timing, so stay the hell way away from them until they've done their uber-attacks and then bash the crap out of them and roll away, dodging is your best friend!

I loved the boss battles in No More Heroes, they were the best part for me!
 

RYjet911

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Well, they're fun, and a great challenge, I just wish they didn't last so long. The bosses have so much life, and especially the first one I fought who split into three after you get him down to half health was just taking the piss.

"YEAH! Half way there... NO!!! FUCK YOU YOU DAMN STUPID MAN! I HATE YOU!" Then my TV broke...

...The wrist strap snapped! Honestly!!!"
 

Cahlee

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RYjet911 said:
Well, they're fun, and a great challenge, I just wish they didn't last so long. The bosses have so much life, and especially the first one I fought who split into three after you get him down to half health was just taking the piss.

"YEAH! Half way there... NO!!! FUCK YOU YOU DAMN STUPID MAN! I HATE YOU!" Then my TV broke...

...The wrist strap snapped! Honestly!!!"
I loved that! More challenge! But yeh I think I may have strained my wrist doing that Wii-mote flailing when you stun them.
 

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I loved the bosses in No More Heros, one of the greatest things about the game was the total randomness of them all :D

The Granny with the huge laser on a trolley was my Fave
 

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Cheesebob said:
I loved the bosses in No More Heros, one of the greatest things about the game was the total randomness of them all :D

The Granny with the huge laser on a trolley was my Fave
It took me FOREVER to beat her! But she was awesome. I kindof dont understand how she could be an assassin when you'd only have to walk behind her to turn her into sushi, it would take forever to wheel that big ass gun around.
 

Theo Samaritan

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Wait wait wait wait wait....

...in a world where a lot of people are bored shitless by the constant (I'm sorry but I have to quote yahtzee) "here is my weakspot please don't shoot it" bossbattles, you are infuriated because the bosses actually have a challenge?

Am I missing the point? Wasn't that what boss battles were supposed to be in the first place?
 

RYjet911

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My issue is too much challenge. When there's NO weakspot, NO way of telling when an the boss can be hurt, and being penalised for getting it wrong, especially considering when you attack incorrectly the enemy can easily deal a couple of hits. A block button, instead of blocking most fighting game style, would be a lot better. And perhaps being able to break the boss' blocks would be useful too.
 

RYjet911

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Onmi said:
you want a CHALLENGE? Mission 7 of Valkyria Chronicles with out foreknowledge of the Shitstorm you are about to endure, THATS A CHALLENGE
To be fair, I watched my friend play through a large amount of that game and he never ran into any trouble.