Quick-time events IRL.

[Segadroid]

Quick-time events, wouldn't it be funny if they were in real life?

I'll start:

Press C to drink your coffee.

Press A to scratch your bum.

Press Y to ask a question.

Press X 3 times to jack off

 

[scrambledeggs]

x 3 times?
more like 5 hundred times.

 

[Cherry Cola]

x 3 times?
more like 5 hundred times.

Yeah, I don't think 3 times is going to get me anywhere.

Here's a quick-time event for you, OP

*Press Red button to close window with boring thread*

 

[Jedamethis]

Wouldn't it be more like:

Pick up drink to pick up drink
Eat breakfast to eat breakfast

But I'm spoiling your fun now...

 

[asdasdasdasda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIj0YvDBKE&feature=related

Press x to dodge shoe. Yeah, I know it's old, but it fits so perfectly!

 

[Clyde]

dodgeball is fun. use your imagination.

 

[Segadroid]

x 3 times?
more like 5 hundred times.

It's an inside joke.

X 3 times = XXX

 

[PuppetMaster]

you're all so boring. how bout plausable ones?

you bump a vase and you have 0.3seconds to press x or it breaks
headphones on crossing the the street, see truck out of the corner of your eye. pull joystick back to backstep to curb
ect

 

[Chester41585]

Girlfriend is on to your scheme!
TAP (X) TO DODGE AGGRO

 

[wordsmith]

Your car is skidding. Pump "break" and wind controller in direction of skid.

[sub] I failed this on friday[/sub]

 

[Deathkingo]

Girlfriend is on to your scheme!
TAP (X) TO DODGE AGGRO

What if the words manifested into physical objects? Then, you could dodge them. She would eventually upgrade to throwing chairs, and turning into she-hulk, where you have to have a face off on some sort of skyscraper...with explosions in the backround...and it is raining, gotta be raining.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Girlfriend is on to your scheme!
TAP (X) TO DODGE AGGRO

Haha, I love it ^^
12 year old on Xbox LIVE, TAP X TO SHOUT LOUDER

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

One of the proposed actions would be better with a joystick.

Press X not to die. And keep tapping it - it controls your heart!

damn rival ninjas...

how about...

press Y to kiss
Press Y to kiss
Press Y,Y to add tounge
Press RS Up twice to move your hand up her leg.
Press RT to say the wrong thing
Press LT to watch her storm out
Press X to not die

....i said..Press X to not die...
Fine! Go to hell you stupid Noob! Didn't have to follow the QTE's to the letter!



yes...life would yell at you for screwing up

 

[Jekken6]

Repeadley press B to not say something stupid.

 

[Pegghead]

Press X, then Y, then B three times, then Repeatedly tap A to give yourself obsessive compulsive disorder.

Press Y again and again to keep asking pointless questions in class.