Quick Waker-upper!

[Dommyboy]

* Hire a hobo to fire a shotgun wildly into the air at 6AM

* Red Bull

* Give said hobo Red Bull

Hmmm. I've been trying the same method except with Mother instead of Red Bull and on occasions some ecstasy to the hobo, just to spice things up.

 

[Archereus]

I wake up and get a drink of the caffeinated persuasion.

Umm..you mean coffee?

For me I get up...that's it. After sleep I never feel drowsy...

nothing beats that yep, wake up shower walk with music blasting...always wakes you right up

 

[thatstheguy]

I do a drum roll on my snare drum.

 

[the_tramp]

If I have to get up for something important booked train ticket or something then I always seem to wake up 10 minutes before my alarm.

Hiding the alarm clock on the other side of the room under some stuff or is a place that you have to reach for helps because you need to think about it. Alternatively set another alarm for about 5 minutes after #1, when you're going back to sleep again the other one goes off and causes a shock of adrenaline around your body.

 

[JokerGrin]

Splash cold water on my face or slap myself a couple of times. Works a treat.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

How do I get up? I generally don't. Usually I groan, get up, turn off the alarm clock, go back to bed, wake up 3 hours later saying "shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitSHIT!"

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Coffee, cigarette, check news to make sure world exists, maybe some toast/cornflakes + tea if there is time.

 

[bad rider]

Drink tea, piping hot in under 5 minutes. Use between gaps in history lessons/lectures for maximum effect.

 

[xitel]

I get out of bed, go to the bathroom, take some pills, and slap myself in the face a couple times. Like, serious slaps. That wakes me up really good.

 

[Trivun]

I usually sleep in and end up missing morning lectures. It's silly though, that the university expect us to be ready at 9:00am 3 days a week to go to lectures, especially when on two of those days I don't have anything else until after 1:00pm. When I do get up though, I just get a coffee and a cereal bar and eat/drink that through the lecture. Keeps me alert until lunch, at least...

 

[Erana]

Turn on my alarm clocks, and make them really loud.
It wakes me up, but I keep jumping out of my meter-high bed and snagging my night gown on something.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm not awake 'till about an hour after I get up. I wander around the house, occasionally making incoherant comments on various things the family is doing, to which they usualy reply patronisingly. My family gets a lot of garbled sounds similar to swearwords from me in the morning.

 

[hippo24]

A 60 decibel alarm clock, that has a vibrating pad in your pillow, and complete with flashing lights.

Its physically impossible for me to not be awake after my monster alarm clock goes off.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Cold water, coffee, loud music and paying a guy to prod you every 10 seconds...

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Sex, in the morning with your significant other while in the shower,(To hide morning breath.) it does wonders trust me.

 

[gremily]

Your mom.