Wow, such a bs quiz. I know I'm a cold-hearted bastard but there are so many answers that are lawful vs. chaotic rather than good vs. evil, and I'm lawful evil.
Someone hacked my account? It's MY account, get a mod to ban the bastard and get my account back so I can take proper credit for my dickishness. What use is there in confronting the person?
Tabletop campaign ambush? Absolutely, I set the campaign up so they could have survived if they hadn't screwed up earlier, but they did. The show must go on.
I see a flipped over tortoise. I hate idiotic people, not innocent animals. The idiot that flipped it over would've had hell to pay for, but the turtle doesn't deserve to suffer.
Friend changed his password, I laugh. He's clearly an idiot and did this to himself. How am I supposed to know what his new password is?
Your fighting game buddy doesn't know the controls. Yes, I help him. It's no fun mercilessly kicking his ass if he can't even put up a fight. I also don't get to gloat about my victory if he doesn't even understand how to play.
SHODAN, lording over the miserable creatures of meat and bone.
Genie offers money for loved ones. No, money doesn't matter to me. That doesn't make me a "nice" person. My sin is pride, not greed.
Someone has made an offensive post. Well define offensive. By my definition of offensive (i.e. stupid)? Then yeah, I eviscerate them with my words. But there's another choice to discuss the matter reasonably. I like to tear posts apart in a calculated fashion. Having that answer there implies that the "let them have it" answer includes raging out.
Friends are discussing a movie and another wants to join but avoid spoilers. We can still talk about the movie without spoiling. I'm an asshole, not a
douche. I do unto others as I would expect done to me, and I expect people to not be so damn sensitive, but spoilers are just senseless meanness for the sake of meanness. That's different from uncensored honesty or unconditional fairness.
Do I get upset when Pikmin die? Yes, of course, it makes the level more difficult. I'm only upset because the stupid AI failed me or I screwed up. Minions are more useful alive than dead, I'm not going to enjoy killing them when I need them to finish the game, that doesn't mean I get emotionally attached or that I don't enjoy killing things in other games (like Sims, or whole rows of park-goers in RCT.
Apparently those answers give me a toasty heart.
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