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Eldritch Warlord

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Trust me, this is different from other quote threads.

In this thread you post a quote, any quote, but you must label it by category. The categories are: funny, badass, deep, WTF?, fake [category], [category] in context. Here's some examples on both what the categories encompass and how to properly post them.

Funny

"I need you to charm a stream outta this ol' busted hose, by which I mean my penis." -Big T Larrity, Code Monkeys

Badass

"Tonight we dine in Hell!" -Leonidas, 300

Deep

"Move into a man's house and remain there for forty years, share every meal and discuss every topic with that man. Then take him to the volcano and hold him over the fire and on that day, you shall know that man." -Sun Tzu

WTF?

"The Big Bang is impossible according to science!" -dust, space

(a brief note here; yes, you can quote people from the Internet)

Fake Badass

"Alright people, let's do this! We're gonna get in every vehicle, and we're gonna go into their base, and we're gonna kill them all, and take their flag. They think this is a game but we ain't playin' no games people! Let's just get in every vehicle and get their flag and win this! Oorah!" -guy playing Halo 3

("Fake" means that the quote is completely made up or attempts and fails to be in its category or both)

Funny in Context

*This thread*

"Not another quotes thread!" -The Escapist Mods

(A ___ in Context almost certainly requires a setting, the explaination of setting should enclosed by asterisks (*) as shown)

If you think I should add an additional category I would prefer if you informed me via a private message.

And that's all, enjoy.
 

AntiAntagonist

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Eldritch Warlord post=18.72498.762748 said:
Deep

"Move into a man's house and remain there for forty years, share every meal and discuss every topic with that man. Then take him to the volcano and hold him over the fire and on that day, you shall know that man." -Sun Tzu
Thought that was someone else. Shan yu? Shuan Yu? Xuan Yu? Don't remember the pinyin.
 

Eldritch Warlord

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AntiAntagonist post=18.72498.762898 said:
Eldritch Warlord post=18.72498.762748 said:
Deep

"Move into a man's house and remain there for forty years, share every meal and discuss every topic with that man. Then take him to the volcano and hold him over the fire and on that day, you shall know that man." -Sun Tzu
Thought that was someone else. Shan yu? Shuan Yu? Xuan Yu? Don't remember the pinyin.
Sun Yu is the new translation, but most copies of The Art of War still say Sun Tzu.