Great thread!
Here are some of my favorites. Some profound. Some not so:
"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan
"All I can do is to be me. Whoever that is" - Bob Dylan
"Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it´s just hilarious." - Bill Hicks
"It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.? - Bill Hicks
?You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.? - Bill Hicks
"I´d rather have a bolttle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
?Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.? - Tom Waits
?I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.? - Tom Waits