Quotes

[Mr. Moose]

What is your favorite or most unliked quote you've heard in any game?
For the worst quotes, I'm gonna have to nominate Too Human.
"Your fear soaks your armor. I can smell it."
Lolololol
They're talking about pee.

My favorite quotes are from Halo, the one when the marine was like 'POW POW, PEW PEW'

 

[Landslide]

Sam Fisher: "You're going to make me slit your throat and look for the words inside your neck." (trying to get a password from a guard)

 

[Ultrajoe]

Anything by HK-47

 

[Littaly]

"Different time, different planet, and you still need Falco's help, good to see ya old buddy"

It always struck me as an awesomely cool and cheesy way to make a comeback

And there is also one in FFVIII, can't remember the exact words, just after you got Ragnarok, something along the lines of

"I can picture Spelphie sitting in the cockpit screaming 'WOOOOHOOOO, we're flying!"
and then moments later
Selphie: "WOOOHOOOO, we're flying!"

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Anything by HK-47

Hell yeah, HK-47 rocks

HK-47: "I informed your former apprentice that he was a meatbag. He did not seem too impressed, but you were amused, and programmed me to continue using that term."

Revan: "So, Malak was the original meatbag. I like that."

HK-47: "Of course you do, Master. You did then as well."

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. That droid was one smarmy bastard.

The Arbiter: "I have come to kill you." He just sounds so bad-ass, you know? It makes you think, Man, if I was that guy he's talkin to, I'd be scared shitless right now.

 

[varulfic]

"No hole is complete without a Freeman climbing out of it."

- Vortigaunt, HL2 Episode 2. That guy has a lot of hilarious "wtf?" sayings.

 

[Iron_will]

"The cake is a lie."
-Unknown

 

[Dommyboy]

"ERROR"
-Oblivion NPC's.

 

[Galletea]

And there is also one in FFVIII, can't remember the exact words, just after you got Ragnarok, something along the lines of

"I can picture Spelphie sitting in the cockpit screaming 'WOOOOHOOOO, we're flying!"
and then moments later
Selphie: "WOOOHOOOO, we're flying!"

Dunno bout quotes, but I'm constantly holding my head in despair at someone else's stupidity, a la Squall.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

The Lord of Terror is risen. Wrapped in the guise of man, he shall walk amongst the innocent. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all creation shall tremble befroe the burning standards of Hell.- Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred

It's awesome how creepy that sounds. The voice really helps the forboding feel of it.

 

[RobMalfunktion]

C'thun (WoW-AQ40 Instance) - "Your heart will explode."

Lechuck (Monkey Island 2) - "I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

favourite - "I'd give my left nut to see some action" -Anchev from command and conquer 3

worst - "you press "a" do you need me to explain it again? <yes/no>" -excessive amounts of A button tutorials in Enchanted Arms

 

[Omnidum]

"My favourite colour is blue, No, YELLOOOW!"

 

[Invader Ezri]

Colonel:"La li lu le lo, la li lu le lo, la li lu le lo..."
Snake: "Colonel! Snap out of it! Colonel, COOOOOOLLLOOONEEEEEEL!!!!!!"

A special dialogue between Solid Snake and that Colonel guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It was freakin' hilarious.

 

[Banhaze]

Good old Australian Halo Marine Vet. Chipps Dubbo:

[After shooting a Flood Combat Form] "Oh, God, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"

 

[Aoi Denkou]

Sonic:"Whew, so far so good.Hey that's!.."
Shadow:"That blue hegehog again of all places!"
Sonic:"I found you FAKER!"
Shadow:"Faker? You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!"
Sonic:"I'll make you eat those words!"
SA2

 

[Semper_Fidelis53]

"After you complete the testing course you will recieve grief councling and there will be cake"

-GLaDoS(Portal)

"Oooo, what's that?"

-Yellow orb(Portal)

"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!"

-Minsc(Baldur's Gate)