Racing with avatars

[freebiewitz]

Okay in this we are all in a race, In which our avatars are in any kind of car or vehicle you imagine. The person above you is in front of you so you have to post how you outmanuver them, use whatever means you can to get in front and remeber imagination is the only thing slowing you down!

My paladin teleports to the front of the race.

 

[freebiewitz]

Well yeah I know they cant teleport by themselves but they can use scrolls or items besides if you dont like threads like these why post in them? You kinda ruin it, However if it really is against the rules the mods will probably either ban me, take it down or give me a warning.

Anyways my paladin is still at the head of the pack

 

[runedeadthA]

Through mysterious ghostly powers I posses you and cause you to attack the other racers with an axe. And then my racing house Mysticlly moves to the front of the race (ghost houses can do that )

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Well, I use my energy sword to castrate your weiner-mobile and then fly ahead in my Banshee, speeding to the front while in the sky, leaving all of you behind.

 

[terribleyetfun]

seeing as how I`m from a video game I grab a cart from Mario kart and hit you with a blue shell and as I passed you I laughed manically while throwing banana`s in my wake.

 

[freebiewitz]

Riding a polar bear with armor I aim my rocket launcher at the ground propelling myself forward tumbling into the mario kart knocking it over then the bear gets up and starts running some more.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

riding the HYDRA from gears of war 2 (since my avatar is Skorge if you cant see it) i eat your polar bear and the propels it self forward. your in second for a few seconds before its stomach juices digest you.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I would be driving Shelby GT350 giving everyone a dirty look while I fly past to the front popping caps in everyone's ass.

 

[RagnorakTres]

I'm riding the Batmobile (from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight), so I jump over you and disperse road chains behind me, blowing out your tires.

 

[freebiewitz]

Uhhh bat mobile? Isnt your avatar some sorta ninja?
Anyways. Before the hydras digestive juices can absorb me I activate devine shield Then I pour prune juice everywhere making the hyrda throw up spitting me out propelling me forward to the front of the race.....Though now I got hydra acid all over me....

 

[stormcaller]

I soar above head on Saragosa(Frost Dragon Queen,Now a frost Wyrm as of the WOTLK intro cinematic) and freeze you all dead in your tracks, that's what you get for denying the one true King.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I get a fighter jet from red alert 3 and drop bombs on your dragon causing it to crash down on all the other racers allowing me to advance to first place.

 

[prinxess]

Me, ontop of a fast Blastoise blows you outta the sky with a devastating Hydro Pump. Advancing to first place is easy as I flooded the track with water and my Blastoise can swim ahead.

 

[Xhumed]

I spam Blink, so I'm constantly 20 yards ahead of everyone. Then I cast frost nova, so you all get stuck...and yeah, this is a really pointless thread. Reported.

 

[SnowCold]

*Looks at avatar*
Well shit...

 

[Mr. Fister]

Can we PLEASE have a stop to the, "post something responding to the person above you based on an avatar" threads?

Especially when there's already an avatar-based game currently going on here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.89193]

And since I doubt this topic will stop until it's locked, will the next person please not make a helmet joke?

 

[Overlord_Dave]

Stop complaining people. This section is for forum games. Other than RPs, what else is there?

Besides, I learn to ride the worm and you are all subsequently pwned. Then I shout "BOOMER!". (See, it's to do with my avatar )

 

[itstimeforpie]

Suddenly my hunter pounces on you and rips you apart, taking control of the worm and ganing the lead.

 

[chuckman1]

I'm driving Sweet Tooth so I blow you up with a barrage of missiles.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

i fire the large turret on the Hydra and destroy the sweet tooth.