Wizpig... muthafukken Wizpig muthafukkah.
I had a guide, magazine from, open beside me on my couch and I punched it so hard my fist went through, I think this was on day 5 of trying to beat that cheap fucker. I kicked my N64, not hard, but still. Saddest of all was my poor sweet little dog. It got so bad after a while that he could tell, he could actually tell when I was playing that race again. He didn't budge when I played Perfect Dark or Mario 64, Mario Kart, pretty much any game, but as soon as he heard the race starting he flew off the couch and hid in my bedroom for fear of all the shouting and profanity that was sure to follow. Mind you this dog was not afraid of other dogs, of thunder or fireworks, but when I was up against Wizpig he ran like the devil.
When i finally won that race, I'd had it, I was so fed up I never played the game again. Just no interest anymore. I was a Master at WipeoutXL, I played that game daily and could finish first every time. I've finished Bionic Commando Rearmed, and I've complete Ninja Gaiden 2. I've got all 1000GS for Mirror's Edge and the Mile High Club achievement. I even have Grand Pearl Poo-Bah. I know challenging, but fucking Wizpig was a cheating ************.
I can feel my rage building even now. Never been that mad over a game, not even WoW dickery pissed me off this much.