Rambo IS a pussy

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http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

This article was posted as reply on one of my "Your first gun" thread and i wanted to share this with everyone. What are your thoughts and do you know some historical badasses? I mean even a rambo, master chief, soap mctavish, commander shepard hybrid couldn't measure up to these guys.

EDIT: sorry, i knew it was old but didnt know most of you has already read it :/
Also who is your favorite nonfiction real badass? (other than you yourself that is ;)

I would probably have to go with Yadev on the list. He basically captured a mountain by himself. While suffering from multiple broken bones and multiple fresh bullet holes.
 
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Mmmmm gotta love it when you see some one post something that you saw months ago... ;)
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Queen Boudicca

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She's Scary.
 
Irridium

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Yeah, I read that a while ago.

Was funny as hell, still kind of funny, yet old.
 
Daveman

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Yeah, if that shit's real then I'd probably go gay for all those guys...
 
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Well I've not read it before, so thanks. A great read.

Claymores all the way. All though it would of been funnier if he bludgeoned them to death with his bagpipes.
 
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That's probably the best Cracked article I've ever read. It IS old, but it was an amazing one.

You want some historical badasses? Read the one on badass U.S. Presidents. Teddy Roosevelt, I never knew :D
 
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if you like that the you love this! http://www.cracked.com/article_18429_6-soldiers-who-survived-shit-that-would-kill-terminator.html
 
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Wanna see the high score?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Blokhin

But my favorite is the Finnish sniper. That dude survived a headshot.

And I thought this thread was going to be a detailed deconstruction of Rambo as an American revenge fantasy, about how the true bravery was displayed by the Vietnamese going against the vastly better equipped Colonial Marines...um, US Army in defense of their Edenic jungle homeland. I was all prepared with my 'John Wayne is a wetter pussy!' argument.
 
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As soon as I saw this I though, "I bet they linked cracked" now I feel special.

In any case, he is. His whole talent is killing people who can't even hit themself if they put a gun in their mouth and pulled the trigger. I suppose it's cool that he can magically reload whenever he's off camera, but that's a youtube talent, not a real one.
 
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I loved the 'White Death' guy. Seven hundred and three kills... alone. In a freezing forest. Being shot and bombed. With a hunting rifle and basic military training.

And then survives losing half his fucking face.

...Shit. I am actually speechless.
 
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