RAMIREZ! The Thread.

[Dr.Susse]

RAMIREZ! Become a Egyptian with a Scottish accent and train an European guy who claims to be a Scotsman. (Cookie for reference)

 

[ottenni]

RAMIREZ! Need more cowbell!
RAMIREZ! Bake me a soufflé!
RAMIREZ! Take this fork and defend Burger Town!

 

[NeoAC]

RAMIREZ! Find Carmen Sandiego!
RAMIREZ! Give love a bad name!
RAMIREZ! Think of some more pop culture references to put here!

 

[The Infinite]

RAMIREZ! You're now on Survivor! Win the million and give it to me!

 

[T-Bone24]

RAMIREZ! Make Nickelback good!
RAMIREZ! Build some hydraulic legs for this entire country to be lifted on, double time soldier!

 

[Lionsfan]

RAMIREZ! Build a spaceship capable of flying through the sun using this plastic spork!
RAMIREZ! Prepare for Ludicrous speed!

 

[Jiggabyte]

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT AC-120 WITH A FRISBEE!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

RAMIREZ! Stop tea-bagging those Russians and shoot these guys with your magical regenerating health!

RAMIREZ! For Christ's sake, tell us where that name comes from!

RAMIREZ! How in hell do you know how many bullets are in that gun, you can't count that fast!

 

[Triple AD]

RAMIREZ! Look down the barrel of this gun while I shoot it to see if it's jammed.
RAMIREZ! The cake is a lie.
RAMIREZ! Complete I wanna be the guy, Ikaruga and Mile High Club on veteren with the eyes blindfolded and doing it with your mouth.
RAMIREZ! i herd u liek mudkipz
RAMIREZ! I like turtles

 

[Scde2]

RAMIREZ! Get a picture of me in front of the destroyed White House!
RAMIREZ! Cover us why we have a beer!
RAMIREZ! Distract those falling helicopters!

 

[Jiggabyte]

RAMIREZ! Make the Kessler Run in less than 10 parsecs!
RAMIREZ! Slay the Hydra with your knife!

 

[vento 231]

RAMIREZ! Bring the Flying Spaghetti Monster into being RIGHT NOW!
RAMIREZ! Build Liberty Prime from spare parts you find around your house!

Was the flying spaghetti monster a south park quote?

OT: Ramirez!! fix my red ring!
Ramirez!! Save Demetri!!
Ramirez!!! What's your name!!
Ramirez!!! This is madness!
Ramirez: Madness? This. is. Spaaartaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Infinite]

RAMIREZ! Bring the Flying Spaghetti Monster into being RIGHT NOW!
RAMIREZ! Build Liberty Prime from spare parts you find around your house!

Was the flying spaghetti monster a south park quote?

Really? I dunno, I got it from the Church of the Spaghetti Monster phenomenon. Anyways
RAMIREZ! Eat this bag of live crabs!

 

[Ruffythepirate]

RAMIREZ! Go take out that Deathstar with your knife!

 

[BakaSmurf]

RAMIREZ! Catch this live grenade with your teeth and disarm it with your tongue!

RAMIREZ! Find out why Colonel Marshall looks so much like Adam Sandler, STAT!

RAMIREZ! So what are you, Spanish or...?

 

[Zhalath]

RAMIREZ! GET TO DA CHOPPA!

 

[Scde2]

RAMIREZ! Massage my back and feet!
RAMIREZ! Don't ask, don't tell!

 

[Hippobatman]

RAMIREZ! Cure AIDS!
RAMIREZ! Find Oscar Mike, We're leaving!
RAMIREZ! It's just a flesh wound!
RAMIREZ! ..... Sorry, force of habit!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

RAMIREZ! Say sorry to the Russians!

RAMIREZ! Screw you!

RAMIREZ! Be a protagonist of the best thing ev....oh you already are...

RAMIREZ! Defuse that nuke with you F**KING MIND!

*edit* RAMIREZ! Bring Sgt.Reznov and everyone in Nazi zombies back, we could use them right now!

 

[scnj]