RAMIREZ! The Thread.

[FightThePower]

RAMIREZ! Fix Modern Warfare 2!

 

[GreyWolf257]

Ramirez! Headbutt this adorable puppy!
Ramirez! Make me a sandwich!
Ramirez! Hold me tightly and whisper sweet nothings in my ear!

 

[lwm3398]

RAMIREZ! Make Superman 64 not suck!

Sorry sir, not possible. I can fly, though.

Ramirez! Ride your rocking horse across the desert and into the terrorist encampment, then kill all of them armed only with a Nerf Gun and this piece of paper.

 

[IamQ]

RAMIREZ! Get a more american last name!
RAMIREZ! umm....hi....
RAMIREZ! Use my gun to kill all the russians! I'm too important to do anything!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

RAMIREZ! Beat Ninja Gaiden III!
RAMIREZ! Beat I wanna be the guy on Impossible mode!
RAMIREZ! Turn into a woman!
RAMIREZ! Drive a Subaru into the Russian nuclear reactor, defuse the bomb and play a game of solitaire all before dinner! Oh, and don't forget to pick up my dry-cleaning.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

RAMIREZ! Punch Cthulhu in the face and live to tell the tale!

 

[Broken Orange]

RAMIREZ! What is the answer and question to life?

 

[Irridium]

RAMIREZ! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[A random person]

RAMIREZ, make an obligatory power level joke!
RAMIREZ, punch Michael Mann for Public Enemies!
RAMIREZ, make a good version of Public Enemies!
RAMIREZ, join the cast of Nanoha StrikerS!
RAMIREZ, negotiate a good version of Haruhi season 2 with Kyoto Animation!
RAMIREZ, bring back Toonami and cancel Cartoon Networks live-action programming!
RAMIREZ, make Adult Swim realize Aqua Teen Hunger Force is crap and show Metalocalypse again!
RAMIREZ, tell extreme MRA's that a birth rate drop =/= feminism destroying western civilization!
RAMIREZ, smack some since into The Spearhead [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/528.181341-Misogyny-in-masculism-featuring-The-Spearhead#5352561], preferably with a biology textbook and a basic understanding of overpopulation problems!
RAMIREZ, beat Riku in Kingdom Hearts for me, he's too hard!
RAMIREZ, become the very best, like no one ever was!

 

[L337 Renegade]

RAMIREZ! Get me into a 10th lobby

 

[Ldude893]

RAMIREZ! Get inside Burger Town and find me a Whopper!

 

[L337 Renegade]

RAMIREZ! Free hug?
RAMIREZ! RUN INTO THE HIVE AND DISABLE THE RED QUEEN

 

[slipknot4]

RAMINEZ! Get off that mini-gun, we need you to take cover and let the trained guys do what they're supposed to do!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

RAMIREZ! Can I help you with that?
RAMIREZ! Build a Mass Effect Relay with these spoons!
RAMIREZ! Make /b/ a sophisticated place!

 

[xxcloud417xx]

RAMIREZ! Ramirez? Roach! Find Ramirez!
RAMIREZ! What does this spawn camping say about his skill level?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

RAMIREZ! Upstage Bruce Dickinson!
RAMIREZ! Lean guitar in 2.5 seconds!

 

[Tharwen]

RAMIREZ! Get off my meme!

 

[Knife-28]

RAMIREZ! Set us up, the bomb.
RAMIREZ! Sing 'Still Alive' to a Hipnotoad.
RAMIREZ! Get off my lawn.

 

[Zannah]

RAMIREZ! Protect Vince and Zampella from Tea-bagging until they respawn!