RAMIREZ! The Thread.

[micky]

RAMIREZ! the white house is under attack, DEFEND BURGER TOWN!

 

[Chicago Ted]

RAMIREZ! This got old months ago!

Chicago Ted! It's still fucking hilarious! XD

After seeing several hundred on [HEADING=1] 4chan[/HEADING] .

MY GOD HE'S INFECTED KILL IT WITH FIRE

Really?... REALLY?... Ask around. I know there are other people on this forum who also use 4chan. There is no need for a damn witch hunt. And just because I go on 4chan, doesn't make me a /b/tard. You do know there are several other sections of it right? While I do browse /b/, I often just lurk there. Most of the time I'm on r9k.

 

[PhantomCritic]

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE!

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR SMOKE BOMBS!

RAMIREZ! LUBE UP THOSE WALLS!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

RAMIREZ! Hold this live grenade while I tie my shoelace!
RAMIREZ! Go down to the Seven Eleven and pick me up some bubblegum!
RAMIREZ! Make me an anti-tank launcher using this paper clip and raccoon!

EDIT:

RAMIREZ! Divide by zero to take out these Russians!

EDIT #2:

RAMIREZ! I am your father!

 

[Pegghead]

RAMIREZ! Fix the recession!

RAMIREZ! Get me a copy of Bubba-Ho-Tep!

RAMIREZ! Go to the chemist and get me my shouting medicine!

 

[Danny Ocean]

Title sums it up. Make an order for Private Ramirez of MW2.

I start.

RAMIREZ! Run into Chernobyl screaming with no Ghillie suit armed with only a plastic spoon!

RAMIREZ! Defuse this nuke with an egg!
Ramirez: (egg breaks) Mother F-
(nuke blows up) *BOOM*

EDIT! Some of you said I should transfer this to Forum Games, and here it is.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.186085-RAMIREZ-The-Thread

I think when people said transfer, they didn't mean copy. Methinks they meant PM a mod to actually move the thread.

 

[Nick31091]

Foley: RAMIREZ! Fire the-
Chernov: PANZERSHRECK!!!!

 

[Beastialman]

Man I was hoping for some MTG love.

 

[breadlord]

RAMIREZ! Why does you name sound like an animal name from eastern Europe?

 

[Caligulove]

RAMIREZ! WHY CANT I QUIT YOU...

 

[Dr Snakeman]

RAMIREZ! Find a unicorn, kill it, and make leather underwear for me out of its hide!
RAMIREZ! Go fight Chuck Norris and win!
RAMIREZ! Take that pistol, and put me out of my misery!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

RAMIREZ! Give me an idea for an order you can do!
RAMIREZ! Tell me why you're still listening to me!
RAMIREZ! Come back here!

 

[crono738]

I think this would be better suited to the forum games section. (Also this is incredibly 4channish).

RAMIREZ! Go get my clothes from the dry cleaning place, but watch out for the chopper, it's loaded with bears!

Or Gamefaqs-ish. But seriously, this is really, really old now.

 

[FastFoot92]

RAMIREZ! This got old months ago!

Chicago Ted! It's still fucking hilarious! XD

After seeing several hundred on [HEADING=1] 4chan[/HEADING] .

MY GOD HE'S INFECTED KILL IT WITH FIRE

Really?... REALLY?... Ask around. I know there are [HEADING=2]other people [/HEADING]

AHH IT'S SPREADING. Why the hell didn't you guys use the fire like I said to?

 

[Chicago Ted]

Spoiler

RAMIREZ! This got old months ago!

Chicago Ted! It's still fucking hilarious! XD

After seeing several hundred on [HEADING=1] 4chan[/HEADING] .

MY GOD HE'S INFECTED KILL IT WITH FIRE

Really?... REALLY?... Ask around. I know there are [HEADING=2]other people [/HEADING]

AHH IT'S SPREADING. Why the hell didn't you guys use the fire like I said to?

Spoiler

Does more really need to be said? I mean honestly, the second I mention 4chan, it's like the sentance ends. Which means you probably aren't reading this part then...

 

[TheEarlOfGrey]

RAMIREZ!! Take the day off, we'll do that....

 

[Dethpixie]

RAMIREZ! Kill the Crysis 2 writer!

 

[Dethpixie]

RAMIREZ! Kill the Crysis 2 writer!

EDIT: Shit, double post

 

[Benj17]

RAMIREZ!

Hold me...

ha win

 

[Ekonk]

RAMIREZ, fix the world economy with this tooth pick!

AND I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, SON.