Random acts of weridness to amuse yourself

Tdc2182

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Furburt said:
When I'm bored in the city, I usually get a friend along with me to ask people on the street strange questions. Sometimes I use my dictaphone thing and wear a suit and pretend to be a news crew.

Recently, me and my friend Dan stood at opposite ends of the street, asking random passers by if they'd lend us their socks.

One person agreed.
You really should film some of that for us one day.

OT: my weirdness takes place in the mall, the place I despise. A group of my friends will take turns standing in the middle of where everyone is walking and look at the ceiling with a look of horror. That gets funny looks.
 

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Ok were to start? (For full explanations just quote the one and I will explain)

Have pretended to be a Christian Missionary to get to the front of a queue in Subway.
Sang the "Modern Major General" song and stopped suddenly and waited for someone else to join in.
Danced the "Time Warp" in the middle of a shopping centre.
Gratuitos usage of the following words Hungowa and Woggle in conversations.
Made up street directions to fictional locations.
Had a full conversation using only the word "Marklar".
Delivered a rousing improve speech.
Ran for Student Council under the banner "Unapologetically Socialist".
Sang "We Didn't Start the Fire" in the middle of class.
Sung the Canadian National Anthem in front of a group of 120 people (please note I life in Ireland and have no connections to Canada in any way)

And many more that would be in-appropriate to post (or the statute of limitations hasn't been reached on).
 

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I sometimes decide to try out different accents to see how people will react to them. It's fun.
 

GrinningManiac

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I chased a friend of mine with a Swiss Army knife

In my defence, he wouldn't shut up about the Dark Knight, so I screamed WHY SO SERIOUS and chased him for half an hour. To doubly scare him, whenever he'd loose sight of me I'd stop running and start shambling with the knife held over my head like a demented, armed zombie.

That same friend, however, has done some crazy shizz WITH me as well

On a few occasions, we chased the rabbits in the fields near my house. I was talking about how my dog chases them and he seems to have a great time, so me and this other friend, wordlessly and simaltaneously, abandoned the rest of our group and pelted down the hill after the damn rabbits

Also, in the same fields, we were both walking directly behind the rest of the 'gang'. We looked at each other and, without even discussing it, both collapsed on the floor. It was nighttime and we wore dark clothes, so we were invisible. Our friends turn around, their feet LITERALLY next to our noses, and they couldn't see us and thought we'd run away. We then stalked them the entire way home, freaking them out before jumping out at them.

I did a similar thing in Peru, when all the guys were sneaking about letting down the girls' tents with them in them. I told that story about the hiding and they didn't believe me. I went away, got changed into my black silk thermal underwear (longjohns/ninja outfit), my black silk glove linings and borrowed a balaclava from John. I looked like a ninja. When we let down the girls' tent again, Hugh and Will ran away, but I lay down like I did with my other friend. Laura came out, angrily, and was laughing privately with the other girls over how Will and Hugh (both in white sport shirts) thought they were invisible behind the bush about four hundred feet away. She craned her neck to find me (remember, I'm mere inches away from kissing her boots) "Where's Ali?"

"Down here"

She screamed SO loud
 

Lemon Of Life

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Not that much, though my friend and I enjoy looking up at a cloud for ages, and seeing how many people follow suit.
 

RobThePrezodent

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Freebird. said:
RobThePrezodent said:
Might I ask, is your username a reference to the That Handsome Devil song? If so, awesome.

OP: I once tried to convince somebody that I was their conscience. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.
It is indeed. I didn't know what to call myself, so I went with that since it's a cool song. Might I ask, is your username a reference to the lynyrd skynyrd song? If so, not quite as awesome, but still pretty chill :)
 

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I wear 2 burger hats at the same time when I go to the boardwalk at Wildwood, New Jersey.
 

shwnbob

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I've got two,
Last year a friend and I were waiting at the bus stop and we decided to fake fight. He was punching my gut and it looked so real some women pulled up in her car and screamed "stop that!" it was epic!
Once it was raining really hard and me and my friend were waiting at a bus stop. We both decided to take our jackets off and ballroom dance in the rain. That was awesome!
 

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G Skunk said:
Sometimes I break out the aluminium foil and craft myself a suit of space armour. Probably best if you don't think on that one too hard.
Hmmm...I wonder wha-


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


OT: Does masturbation count?
 

Tolerant Fanboy

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I always thank vending machines, in order to prolong my lifespan after the robot uprising.

...maybe I shouldn't put this on the Internet.
 

Mr Snuffles

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Well I stand on my head against a shop wall and see how many odd looks I get...

Also I bought a catholic priest outfit and ran into the cathedral preaching!
 

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LordCuthberton said:
Someone should read up on Improveverywhere..

OT: I do stuff like this all the time. I get bored often and I'm a huge fan of THTV so it comes naturally.
After clicking that link i was on that site for over 2 hours. Amazing.
 

leviathanmisha

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Me and some friends were at Culver's and one my friends slid into my booth with a evil smirk on her face. She wrapped her arms around my waist and winked at the guy who was watching from behind the counter, before announcing to the restaurant that nothing could destroy our sweet love.

My friends found it hilarious, until she did it to them at different restaurants...my boyfriend got even a bigger kick out of watching me squirm.

I have gotten her back though. We were at the pizza parlor and she was flirting with our waiter, so I leaned over and bit her on the shoulder and whispered loud enough for our waiter to here that she should remember who's name she screams in bed...the waiter turned red and disappeared as soon as he took our order and the person to bring us our pizza was a girl...

Question of the Day: What fun is life if you can't sexually harass your friends?
 

lodo_bear

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My random acts of weirdness are usually limited to drawing cartoon chickens on every available drawing board. It makes university life more interesting (in the event that university life isn't already interesting).
 

Admrl Awsum

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Sitting in class I make faces at the teachers to see how long it takes them to notice. Or I just make weird noises and blame the mystic flying rug whom hides in the ceiling tiles. I even leave notes from the mystic rug. :D