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JLML

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If sanity is for the weak, does that make Cthulhu good? Good as in making you strong and powerful and all that stuff and not evil?

Also, if (weirdo+hat-cookie)/distance=sad me, does that mean awesomeness^hug=happiness?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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JLML said:
If sanity is for the weak, does that make Cthulhu good? Good as in making you strong and powerful and all that stuff and not evil?

Also, if (weirdo+hat-cookie)/distance=sad me, does that mean awesomeness^hug=happiness?
1) No, for I once met Cthulhu and he was most definitely sane, he was just evil...so no...again.

2) No, in the case of (w+h-c)/d = S It actually makes awesomeness^hug = Psychopathy/"the letter G"*Argyle which, if you don't forget to include the fifth law of all argyle equations, comes out to "Panda", it only comes out to happiness when you forget to use the fifth law accurately.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Hm....

QUESTION FOR THE IDIOTS....kidding, but still I has a random question too now.

Is Tom Lehrer secretly a god of music sent from above?
Is Ichthyphelia an actual term?
Why does my brain speak in second person, regardless of my apparent first person?
Is the first person to attempt to answer this Oedipus Rex?
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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StellarViking said:
Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes, yes it does.
Don't dwell on it. It just does, okay?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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TheGuiggleMonster said:
Are facts subjective based on one's own understanding of the truth? If not, how can facts be certain?
Facts are subjective to many different things, however nearly all facts are actually situationally explained. This makes it so that if all other conditions are met, the fact will hold true, and unless you aren't human/mentally sound it will apply to you as well.
 

grimmreapervi

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Does a set of all sets contain itself? If so, does the set of all sets in the set of all sets contain itself ect.?
 

Bernzz

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So...

...come here often? ;)

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?
 

Rikkano

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It sure does! Just because no one are there to hear it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
 

M0rp43vs

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
These 2 men are hiding in my closet-

WHAT DO I DO?
Pray. Either that, arm them and use them as body guards
Bernzz said:
So...

...come here often? ;)

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?
Yup
Are you?
Not much, you?


Why is fire hot?
Where is my phone?
Do you know the muffin man?
Where in the world is carmen sandiago?
What good ps3 games out now should I get that aren't shooters?
 

siahsargus

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crop52 said:
subtlefuge said:
If everyone in the world was sleeping at the same time, would the universe cease to exist?
Maybe.

Question: What is love?
Baby don't hurt me/don't hurt me/no more.

When the forth wall is broken in one play, how come it is there again in the play playing after the first play even if you stayed and didn't see it assembled?
 

Mute52

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What happens if everyone on earth sneezes at once?
How do people spend so much time on Twitter?
Could mayonnaise be fashioned into an instrument?
 

Rusty pumpkin

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If that multi dimensional theory is correct, does that mean theres a alternate universe where it isn't correct?

*The one that says for every choice/decision/action there is a dimension in which the other road has been taken.
 

SecretAlienMan

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If Sally has 5 apples and Greg has 4 apples but then Terry takes one of Greg's apples and 2 of Sally's apples, then why can't they all just shut up and eat?
 

Annoying Turd

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TiloXofXTanto said:
I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

And I'm not kidding, any question will be answered, even the terrible ones, even the ones that are unanswerable, even THAT question.
I'm not kidding John..

[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1043&t=309045]
Please answer my question :-(

How can I get a girlfriend?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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grimmreapervi said:
Does a set of all sets contain itself? If so, does the set of all sets in the set of all sets contain itself ect.?
Yes, a set of all sets contains itself, and the other does too, but it does not contain any other copies, because the set in question, is in venn diagram format with itself.

Bernzz said:
So...

...come here often? ;)

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?
1) Yes, but I must warn you, I am both asexual and not of your species.
2) Only if you're prepared to become the god of lightning....for 2000 years.
3) MY FEDORA!

MASTACHIEFPWN said:
These 2 men are hiding in my closet-

WHAT DO I DO?
Easy, you just tell the Coach that Richard Nixon is a zombie, but still the president, and plans to outlaw football. Then you take the nearest blunt object and whack coach over the head with it until he stops saying stupid things.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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M0rp43vs said:
Why is fire hot?
Where is my phone?
Do you know the muffin man?
Where in the world is carmen sandiago?
What good ps3 games out now should I get that aren't shooters?
1) Because the particles within it are both releasing heat into the air via the release and formation of chemical bonds, and because you are flammable and are susceptible to undergoing the same reactions.
2) In my pocket, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK!!!
3) The Muffin man?
M0rp43vs said:
The Muffin Man.
Who lives on Drewery Lane...Yeah, he's my baker.
4) Los Angeles, drinkin'.
5) Hm, Infamous count, and soon enough you'll be able to get the Sly cooper series, or maybe you already can...regardless, try sly cooper now.

siahsargus said:
When the forth wall is broken in one play, how come it is there again in the play playing after the first play even if you stayed and didn't see it assembled?
Because if you saw it being assembled, it would break again.

Other people hang on a second, I gotta finish this first.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Mutilator7 said:
What happens if everyone on earth sneezes at once?
How do people spend so much time on Twitter?
Could mayonnaise be fashioned into an instrument?
1) Mass K-snots
2) By typing in everything they're not doing while following Chuggaaconroy....or y'know some other celebrity/internet star/animal rights group.
3) A pipe, some ice, a mold, and a carpet made from the hair of rabid wildebeast can be used with mayonnaise to create a functional tuba.

Rusty pumpkin said:
If that multi dimensional theory is correct, does that mean theres a alternate universe where it isn't correct?

*The one that says for every choice/decision/action there is a dimension in which the other road has been taken.
Yes, this one, however it will only become true when all the others cease to exist, which will happen in 26 cycles of infinitely increasing length.

SecretAlienMan said:
If Sally has 5 apples and Greg has 4 apples but then Terry takes one of Greg's apples and 2 of Sally's apples, then why can't they all just shut up and eat?
Because they took economics in America which states:
"If Kenya has 3 apples and America wants those apples, how many apples does Kenya have?"
The multiple choice answers to this question are as follows:
"a)none"
and that's it.

Annoying Turd said:
Please answer my question :-(

How can I get a girlfriend?
Well, I can't give you a full guide but...
*looks at name*
You could just stop being an annoying turd, that would help.
Also, pay attention to everything, but only use it when it helps your target...
http://www.animeseason.com/kami-nomi-zo-shiru-sekai/
He's not real, but he's a wonderful teacher if you're able to become just as ridiculously awesome as he is
 

Akytalusia

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if there's empty space between the particles of matter, and empty space is defined as 'nothing', what is nothing? and if there is nothing between anything and everything else, then why isn't the universe considered a single solid mass of dynamic energy?