1) a vacuum containing no substance of any kind.Akytalusia said:
2) It pretty much is actually, I don't know why it isn't considered to be one though....
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2) It pretty much is actually, I don't know why it isn't considered to be one though....
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth to the opposite end, and dropped an object over it, how would the object's speed vary?TiloXofXTanto said:
If we were to assume that the tunnel did not collapse due to the nature of gravity, the center of gravity of the planet would stay relatively the same, the object dropped would fall at the same rate as normal (9.8...meters per second per second I believe) but would invariably reach terminal velocity and cease increasing in speed, it would then fly through the center and stop at a point closer to the core than the original (due to wind resistance, energy lost to heat etc.) and repeat the process until it ran out of energy and settled at the core, transiently floating in a nonsensical circle due to the rotation of the Earth.Annoying Turd said:
...Hold on, I gotta test this...
What would be the proper procedure for a plane on approach for a carrier landing if their landing gear did not give a Locked indication?
There's a step by step process involved in dealing with such a situation.Anarchemitis said:
Step 1) Realize your mistake.
Step 2) Attempt fruitlessly to fix your mistake.
Step 3) Become Relentlessly afraid (shitting your pants is optional)
Step 4) Pray to your respective deities (Atheists laugh maniacally and curse their luck)
Step 5) Apologize to the people on the Aircraft carrier you're about to crash into over the radio.
Step 6) Die in an explosion.
Step 7) Join the Marines.
So Solid Snake, Pinkie Pie, and Han Solo walk into a pub to order rounds.
What do they order?
What is the bartender thinking during all this?
Why is the pub owner dialing for the cops?
What do they order?
What is the bartender thinking during all this?
Why is the pub owner dialing for the cops?
1) Solid Snake: WhiskyJoobNoob said:
Pinkie Pie: Cosmopolitan? Or Four Loco?
Han Solo: Always thought he was a brandy man.
2) Why is there a talking horse in my bar? I don't like his/her kind. They killed my father with their candy cane knives.
3) Because a homeless man just entered and began urinating on a table.
Question: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?
If a hipster falls in the woods, does it make a noice?
Yes, but you've probably never heard of it before.
Sarsparilla, you silly nilly! (A type of sweetened soda, like root beer)mazzjammin22 said:
Of course I care!mazzjammin22 said:
That was a perfectly good tree, but at least the mime was a proper cushion for the fall.
Poor tree..
- Why is a Hamburger not made out of Ham?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
Yes, but it was shunned by the other dimensions and never had the chance for a social life. It now lives in a trailer on the outskirts of the endless void.Rusty pumpkin said:
Maybe.the spud said:
Two factions would emerge, one spouting the word of "Bless You" and those encouraging the use of "Gesundheit." They will wage war against each other in bloody conflict, WWIII. Those on nether side will hide underground where they will do nothing but tweet about how dark it is and how they've never tasted cleaner water. You see, people like to learn things, but they don't actively seek it. So when one learns something new, be it about themselves or about life, they think it's big news and strive for quick and popular ways to share it even if it's the most mundane thing under the surface. Also, people like attention, and nothing get's attention like the melodious sounds of Mayonnaise; the hottest new wind instrument pioneered by a ragtag group of musicians whom, after loosing their brass and wood to the warring factions, needed a new sound to accompany their jug orchestra. So they figured the sounds of wind through wet glop was the most beautiful sound in the multiverse when filtered through a echo filter and an auto-tuner.Mutilator7 said:
- Because it's energy waste, when energy burns things get hot, and that's why everything that's cold is dead and everything that's hot has rights.M0rp43vs said:
- Answer hazy, ask again later.
- No, I have never met him.
- Probably with this Muffin Man you speak of.
- Can't help you there, you're on your own.
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- Why is a Hamburger not made out of Ham?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
You sir, are now on my list of "favorite people ever".TiloXofXTanto said:
How can I solve the time travel paradox?
if you don't know what I am refering to, here is basic premise, presented by the top on my list of favorite robots ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTDVqY_waiU
1) Snake will order a simple whiskey, because the bartender is suspicious and he wants to blend in with all the other people in the bar, who all appear to be drinking whiskey; Pinkie Pie will apparently order Sarsaparilla, because you spoiled the answer; and Han Solo won't order anything, because he can't speak English (being from a galaxy far far away) and will instead insist the bartender "سبشلねfa[character not found]rouﾊﾞｪｸﾞﾙ"JoobNoob said:
...Apparently سبشلねfa is a word....cause spellcheck doesn't see anything wrong with it.
2) the bartender is currently wonder whether or not he left the oven on, and how long it would take to fry horse meat.
3) The pub owner is dialing for the cops because a man walked into his bar and has begun yelling at the bartender in a language no one can understand.
...We already did that one, the tree, terrible disgrace, yadda yadda yadda.mazzjammin22 said:
You and your answer giving, you're no fun...triggrhappy94 said:
Actually, it all depends on what you define as sound. Is it a sound if no one hears it? As far as I'm concerned, it makes sound WAVES instead of actual sound, because before it reaches the ear of an a creature that can hear it, it is just displacing air.Tdc2182 said:
The short answer is: certainly not.the spud said:
The long answer is: HA! Somebody already tried that! Teh Answer is NOPE! Winning.
1) Hamburger is not made of ham because cow is more available, and English is kind of retarded.AdamRBi said:
2) A Ham Sandwich.
3) Because a ham laced hamburger is called a Ham-Hamburger.
4) Ever watch EpicMealTime? Watch that and find out the truth.
5) No, because the BLT has lettuce in it and is therefore inferior to the true hamburger.
6) Nah, I've got defective taste buds and I don't really like bacon.
7) Hamburger, though I'm just about to eat corndogs.
8) HAMDOG!! Hamdog is the greatest nonsensical superhero ever.
9) No, it means Chili dogs are warmer, as both Chilly Willy and Chili Billie will both protest, a y makes a lot of difference in the world....word.
10) Yes, damn bunsists.
11) Because A&W currently runs a monopoly on the entire trade.
...Sir, presenting this question to an asexual is the equivalent to asking an Elephant how much Bear meat it has to consume to grow feathers. (257,988 tons by the way)MaxwellMurder said:
Nevertheless, my best guess is 0.25 TB.
A mixture of gases that compose the entirety of our atmosphere made mostly out of Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Argon.febel said: