Random Essays

[irishstormtrooper]

For a while now, I've been writing some short essays on whatever comes into my mind. I will post some, and if anyone else would like to, they can go ahead.

First, some ground rules. The essay must have as few mistakes as possible.
Second, try to keep the profanity to a minimum.
Third, don't copy anyone else.
Fourth, come up with some title for your essay.

Other than that, everything is fair game.

 

[ae86gamer]

I agree with everything but the second rule

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I agree with everything but the second rule

I agree, Nelson DeMile is a great writer. But his stories wouldn't have the same umph if people didn't have sex every other paragraph.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Life has No Philosophical Meaning

Many philosophers (and regular people), ancient and modern, say that life has some sort of grand purpose. This view is both childish and stupid. The view that often goes with it, known as the idea that humans are infinitely superior to animals is pathetic as well.

The sole purpose of any type of life is simple: Your only reason for existing is to reproduce and then die. It is not, however, to "make the most of your life," as anything you do lasts only until your death and is ultimately futile.

"Why?" you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Very few things that you do in your lifetime get passed onto your children, so self-benefit is useless, unless you like exercising and starving yourself.

That being said, all the times your parents called you useless for failing a test were not insults, but simply statements of fact.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

 

[alwaysrockon]

sex isn't profanity its vulgarism,

but ok, ive been wanting to start a thread like this for a while. check my other previous threads, there filled with stories i have written.

edit: yeah and there goanna be complete fiction.

 

[ae86gamer]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

Not pay attention. Thats what I did!

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

Not pay attention. Thats what I did!

How else does one write essays?

 

[ae86gamer]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

Not pay attention. Thats what I did!

How else does one write essays?

O_O ya lost me.......

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

Not pay attention. Thats what I did!

How else does one write essays?

O_O ya lost me.......

A person cannot write an essay in French class unless he/she does not pay attention.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Life has No Philosophical Meaning

Many philosophers (and regular people), ancient and modern, say that life has some sort of grand purpose. This view is both childish and stupid. The view that often goes with it, known as the idea that humans are infinitely superior to animals is pathetic as well.

The sole purpose of any type of life is simple: Your only reason for existing is to reproduce and then die. It is not, however, to "make the most of your life," as anything you do lasts only until your death and is ultimately futile.

"Why?" you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Very few things that you do in your lifetime get passed onto your children, so self-benefit is useless, unless you like exercising and starving yourself.

That being said, all the times your parents called you useless for failing a test were not insults, but simply statements of fact.

Ohh, your essays are clearly full of loaded language. I see you like to take one side and argue it to the ground rather than looking at both sides.

That's what essays do (and politicians).

 

[ae86gamer]

Wait, Your expecting people to post essays? Please the school has a hard enough time getting one from me. Also you randomly write essays? Why?

What do you expect me to do in French class?

Not pay attention. Thats what I did!

How else does one write essays?

O_O ya lost me.......

A person cannot write an essay in French class unless he/she does not pay attention.

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