Random Object fight!

[Zombie_Fish]

I get into a car and drive away before the wreckage hits me.

Then my car goes off a cliff.

And falls towards the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I am skipping heads at the riverbank, and don't notice the shadow until it's too late. I am squished.

I throw Kratos at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I let out a cry of triumph!

I throw a LittleBigPlanet at the next poster.

 

[Crowghast]

I write that off as a contradiction.

I throw Reno, the biggest little city, at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

Vegas gets in the way!

I throw a wormhole at the next poster.

 

[Bhcf6693]

In my dying throes, I activate the Omega-13 and go back in time 13 seconds, long enough to create a wormhole of my own that cancels out your one! (I don't care if that's not possible. Physics is my *****. )

I throw a Little Sister at the next poster, causing a pissed-off Big Daddy to come charging at them.

 

[Neonbob]

I light the Big Daddy on fire, have my sentry bots attack it, and then launch a heat seeker at it. I then harvest the little sister!
[sup]I gotta keep up my image, you know.[/sup]

I throw outraged parents at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I use my teenage apathy to ignore the parents.

I throw the cause of the parents' outrage at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I use my complete disregard for human life and a gatling gun to silence the crowd.
Yaaay! Go me!

I throw the paste left after I finish firing at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

It lands on my BBQ, ah I love the smell of a fresh hamburger

I throw a phone at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it and sell it on eBay!

I throw a lighting rod at the next poster.

 

[world_of_dragons]

catches it with rubber gloves

throws a lit lightsaber at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I use the force to catch it, and then use it as my weapon for the rest of my life!

I throw trillions of bad puns at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I take them all in...... yes, i am that patient.

I throw bad music at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

I resist it, knowing that William Hung was only around for 15 minutes of fame makes it easier to endure the 15 minutes of singing.

I throw Ricky Martin at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I grab a baseball bat and hit him with it as hard as I can.
[sup]@Goatzilla: How...I didn't think anybody had that much patience...[/sup]

I throw a dead artist at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I rip up the mona lisa to make him cry...... wait a second, he's already dead.
[sup]I have my secrets.[/sup]

I throw abraham lincon at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I shoot him with his own repeater!
[sup]You'd better, under all that fur [/sup]

I throw a large scythe at the next poster.

 

[trombone2007]

The large scythe embedded in my thigh.

I throw a carboard cut-out of Shaq at the next poster!