Random story generator

[DOOM GUY]

...said that old guy sitting in the corner, eating taco-bell...

 

[Johnson McGee]

...because the guy next to him had his head explode...

 

[fooddood3]

...but it was a hoax, he was actually a sleeper agent from...

 

[YesYesYesandYes]

...Crazy Land where bunnies ride T-Rex and shoot lasers from their bums...

 

[Big Cat]

...and thats when gandhi said...

 

[Dark1Elder]

We must summon Cathulu....

 

[hensethe1]

the words were..

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

IN SPACE...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...where the pot-smoking hippys from pluto started to...

 

[CodenameVal]

...punch chuck norris with his own fists, causing him to...

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

...dance the conga. When all of a sudden...

 

[Chris646]

...A giant, crazed mutant duck attacked, so...

 

[berettastorm88]

...everyone ran for the...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...giant batman statue...

 

[pearcinator]

that fell on them and they all died. The end.

 

[linkzeldi]

. . . until a fairy appeared, warning our protagonists that. . .

 

[ECasThat]

(sorry this is just me failing -_-)

 

[ColdBlooded]

...in their favourite action movie hero poses while..

 

[DOOM GUY]

...The Burger King rises an evil army...

 

[JohnDoey]

...While Pamela Anderson is beat with a 2x4 and...