Random story generator

[mega48man]

... clint eastwood had his matches who he bought from space pirates...

 

[OctoH]

...for just 5.95 at the local record store.

 

[DOOM GUY]

...why buy matches from a record store, you might ask, well it's a long story...

 

[superdelux]

...Space pirate Record store's matches can...

 

[Annoying Turd]

...change the nature of a man.

 

[SimpleJack]

For 10 cents an hour...

 

[Joseph Valdez]

...and give him 3 wishes...

 

[Roamin11]

... 1 which was to put this in forum game section...

 

[Eomega123]

...which only works if the poster is wearing a fancy hat or....

 

[DOOM GUY]

...hopefully it's option 1...

 

[Atheist.]

Unfortunately it was option two, and the dentist came in and...

 

[mcattack92]

....Because he was an ugly old coot.......

 

[The Lugz]

and ran from the room screaming at the sight of it...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...and then he ripped out his own eyes with a rusty cork-screw...

 

[Spartan448]

... And pulled a Van Gogh, and ripped off his...

 

[The Lugz]

and ran in circles screaming CANNOT UN-SEE!! for the rest of the day....

 

[Fwee]

...less famous paintings, selling them in a...

 

[Omega Pirate]

jewel encrusted stuffed Narwhale. Then the dwarfs started...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...raid the Narwhal for treasure, only to find...

 

[steampunk42]

...that the treasure wa sin another castle, so they went there, but no treasure. BUT THEN...