RANDOM SUPER POWER!

[Drazeric]

Ok so you just realize you have a super power the only thing is that it only works at a certain random time. For instance you can control time but only when using the bathroom. Mine would be I could shoot lazers from my eyes but only when I sneeze. So what would yours be?

 

[FortheLegion]

I would levitate only when confused.

 

[Prometherion]

I would become invisible only while yelling "Im over here, yo peeps im over here!"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Accidental reality bending powers when I'm dreaming.

 

[Drazeric]

I would become invisible only while yelling "Im over here, yo peeps im over here!"

lol my fav so far lol

 

[Aurgelmir]

Ok so you just realize you have a super power the only thing is that it only works at a certain random time. For instance you can control time but only when using the bathroom. Mine would be I could shoot lazers from my eyes but only when I sneeze. So what would yours be?

Reminds me of Mystery Men and the kid that could only become invisible when no one was looking at him.

I personally have no good powers

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I would have invincibility when I'm dead.

The irony is too much to bear.

 

[Jewrean]

I would become Omniscient (All-knowing) but only when I'm asleep.

... lol

 

[Drazeric]

Mine would be I could shoot lazers from my eyes but only when I sneeze.

Ok? Why would you want to live your life with no eyelids (it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open) ...come to think of it, you'd quickly start losing fingers too.

I would get the ability to summon and shoot fireballs, but only when it's raining. The traveling distance, power and circumference of my fireballs would be diametrically opposed to the amount of precipitation outside.

well i would be like cyclops my eyelids could stand it but i would have to learn to sneeze with my eyes open lmao

 

[SckizoBoy]

I would become Omniscient (All-knowing) but only when I'm asleep.

... lol

Damn... I like that! Way to go have some awesome dreams though...

Being telekinetic, but only in the dark.

 

[drbarno]

I would have the ability to be the best piano player ever, but only when I need to play the guitar.

 

[Mr Companion]

Incredibly muscular only when lying on my back

Great fighter, only when sitting down

Great spokesperson, when I have an erection.

Can fly, when eating (Need to constantly chow down or I plummet into the ground)

 

[Mr. Omega]

I can move at the speed of light. But only 1 inch forward at a time.

 

[DanielBrown]

The ability to fly, but only when I'm extremly drunk!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I can see perfectly in low/no light environments...but only while I'm reading. Which would actually be pretty damned useful though I couldn't kill Carnage with it.

 

[StormShaun]

Go on a crazy adventure everytime I go to sleep, man that dream about Earth being attacked by reapers was crazy and I was the only hope we had and I beta the hell out of all of them with my SUPER giant sword.......crap, that did happen didnt it

 

[Noatun]

Being faster than the speed of light, but only when I'm washing cars.

Being capable of flying, but only when I accidentaly slip over a banana peel.

Having a gigantic sword capable of destroying/killing everything, but it weighs as much as a bus.

A voice so beautiful that it can end all wars when heard, but it only works when no one's listening.

Whenever I'm holding a public speech I use the most politically incorrect vocabulary known to man.

 

[dday4you]

i would walk at the speed of airport travelators! only when i'm holding my luggage

 

[maninahat]

I have super dooper strength. But only in my sphincters.

I can deflect bullets if I stab myself.

I can fly, but only whilst travelling via public transport.