RANDOM SUPER POWER!

[Lazzi]

I would levitate only when confused.

I want this on so bad, actully every one should have this! Oh my God, picture an alzheimer's convention, old people would just be floating everywere!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I can control wasps but only during the season of winter.

I can walk through soild objects, but I have to be walking backwards with my eyes close.

I can transform into any pokemon I like, the only problem is everytime I try to use this power. I always end up as a Kakuna.

I can control fire, but only when I'm in the shower.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Make a persons mind blow by starring at them for long periods of time.

 

[thousandthson]

The ability to teleport only when where I need to go is a millimeter away.
The ability to hits with every shot, only if Im not caring anything.
The ability to teleport into the warp, but once Im there i can never get out.
The ability to summon anyone at all, only if they hate ma and want to kill me.
The ability to control the earth, but it only works on small stones.

 

[Wilbot666]

-Being able to broadcast a video of myself to everyone in the world instantaneously via mental mind link, but only when I'm masturbating.

This actually made me laugh out loud instead of using the abbreviation. Very nice.

My power would be teleportation that only functions when fetching snacks.