Random/Wise Sayings

[Pandairon]

Everyone knows a friend of a friend who said something random or wise. Maybe you are that someone, eitherway post the most random or wisest things you have either heard or said yourself.

Heres mine of the internet:

"Oh internet. You are a tennis ball, and I am a puppy. You baffle and infuriate me, and yet I never tire of you."

 

[Randoms]

If at first you don't suceed, don't take up skydiving.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

 

[MintyNinja]

"Shotguns can be stealthy, kill everything and no one's left to raise the alarm!"

 

[biscuit86]

never eat anything bigger than your own head

 

[CosmicCommander]

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

 

[wooty]

Never interupt your enemy while he's making a mistake

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?.