Randomness

[Guitar Gamer]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.

yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says

 

[NeutralDrow]

Occasionally, I'll (softly) punch the walls. Recently, I've also started randomly practicing my backfist strike in my spare moments.

...that sounds stranger than it did in my head.

http://www.alobbs.com/albums/albun26/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.sized.jpg
Oh I'm sorry were you saying something?

Strange. That poster is on a teacher's bulletin board at my university.

 

[Leorex]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

i thought i was the only one who made stuff up.
but yah, i do the same thing.

 

[General Alexei]

It's nice to see that people are still praising the spaghetti monster. Good times, Goood tiimes. Did I mention that I like cheese?

 

[quiet_samurai]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

i thought i was the only one who made stuff up.
but yah, i do the same thing.

I usually just do it purely for amusement, after a given time i normally reveal the truth.

 

[bodyklok]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.

yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says

Yeah I know, I just wish Kukul was here thats all.

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[Guitar Gamer]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.[/quote]
yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says[/quote]
Yeah I know, I just wish Kukul was here thats all.

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[/quote]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.

yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says

Yeah I know, I just wish Kukul was here thats all.

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[HEADING=1][/HEADING]
who's kukul again?

 

[General Alexei]

I wish Kukul was here too. Good times, goood tiimes. Did I mention that I like butter! It's like cheese but not completely solid! YaaaaaaaaaaY!

 

[randommaster]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

I've gotten my parents to believe that I have been attacked by a feral cat on the way home, and that after escaping it, I was challenged to a knife fight by bikers, who I then fought off and stole a motercycle from to get away.

They believed me until I got to the part about stealing a motercycle.

 

[General Alexei]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

I've gotten my parents to believe that I have been attacked by a feral cat on the way home, and that after escaping it, I was challenged to a knife fight by bikers, who I then fought off and stole a motercycle from to get away.

They believed me until I got to the part about stealing a motercycle.

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY EVER! Pleae tell another one! Do you like butter or cheese most?

 

[quiet_samurai]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

I've gotten my parents to believe that I have been attacked by a feral cat on the way home, and that after escaping it, I was challenged to a knife fight by bikers, who I then fought off and stole a motercycle from to get away.

They believed me until I got to the part about stealing a motercycle.

Lol why? Were you all beat up or something?

 

[Mozared]

I like to reply to Y/N questions immediately after they're asked. It usually stuns the asker into silence and all eavesdroppers into laughing.

Example:
Person: "Hey, are you going to finish that-"
Me: "Yes."
Person: *stunned silence*

Try it out sometime, it's really fun.

I actually do that too, it's brilliant. Very occasionaly I'll say something completely ridiculous out of nowhere, like "I think tomorrow I'll shave off my hair and board a plane to Israel to set up a shoe-company there".

 

[General Alexei]

A friend of mine once severed his finger (work accident, using a saw to cut some wood and he was eyeballing it, must not have been paying attention) and tried to get it re-attached. They put it on ice but he was being paid under the table and didn't have insurance at the time and I guess he didn't want to hassle with it? I'll be honest, we were both just out of high school, on our own in an apartment for the first time, and maybe took a little more recreational medication than we should have at that point in our lives.

Regardless, the finger was done for. We thought about just throwing it out but that seemed kind of pathetic. Besides, we didn't want somebody to find it in our garbage (in retrospect, these are both horrible reasons).

Considering this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, he thawed the "meat", cut it from the bone in strips, and threw it on a frying pan.

It didn't take long and it seemed to bubble up as it fried (I don't know what caused this). I think he overcooked it because there was only enough for a taste afterwards and it was extremely rough and had turned black.

I didn't even get through my one piece, and ended up spitting it out into the sink. It kind of tasted the way a dog smells after it gets a bath. I really can't think of a better way to describe it.

Oh, also, he got a horrible infection in that hand later on. And he stole my couch when he moved out.

Note to self: Fingers taste like dog smell after baths.
PPS: Bananas are better than cheese or butter!

 

[quiet_samurai]

A friend of mine once severed his finger (work accident, using a saw to cut some wood and he was eyeballing it, must not have been paying attention) and tried to get it re-attached. They put it on ice but he was being paid under the table and didn't have insurance at the time and I guess he didn't want to hassle with it? I'll be honest, we were both just out of high school, on our own in an apartment for the first time, and maybe took a little more recreational medication than we should have at that point in our lives.

Regardless, the finger was done for. We thought about just throwing it out but that seemed kind of pathetic. Besides, we didn't want somebody to find it in our garbage (in retrospect, these are both horrible reasons).

Considering this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, he thawed the "meat", cut it from the bone in strips, and threw it on a frying pan.

It didn't take long and it seemed to bubble up as it fried (I don't know what caused this). I think he overcooked it because there was only enough for a taste afterwards and it was extremely rough and had turned black.

I didn't even get through my one piece, and ended up spitting it out into the sink. It kind of tasted the way a dog smells after it gets a bath. I really can't think of a better way to describe it.

Oh, also, he got a horrible infection in that hand later on. And he stole my couch when he moved out.

..........

Get the fuck out.... really?

 

[Kogarian]

A friend of mine once severed his finger (work accident, using a saw to cut some wood and he was eyeballing it, must not have been paying attention) and tried to get it re-attached. They put it on ice but he was being paid under the table and didn't have insurance at the time and I guess he didn't want to hassle with it? I'll be honest, we were both just out of high school, on our own in an apartment for the first time, and maybe took a little more recreational medication than we should have at that point in our lives.

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I didn't even get through my one piece, and ended up spitting it out into the sink. It kind of tasted the way a dog smells after it gets a bath. I really can't think of a better way to describe it.

Oh, also, he got a horrible infection in that hand later on. And he stole my couch when he moved out.

Now that is a life worth living.

 

[zauxz]

Now thats just being desperate for attention.

 

[bodyklok]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.

yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says[/quote]
Yeah I know, I just wish Kukul was here thats all.

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[/quote]

I... Fuck, I don't do anything random. I must be the most boring person in the world. I don't even say things like "Xenu bless you" or flying spaghetti monster be praised"

*Takes the cowards way out*

me nether................................though I do randomly state that i do cocaine out of a inside joke that no one get's............kukukukukukukuuuu yeeaaaahh!

You know who I miss? Kukul. 90 Days for fucks sake. I mean come on.

yes I totally know who your talking about.................but by KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU YEEEAAAAHH!! I meant what dr rockso says

Yeah I know, I just wish Kukul was here thats all.

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[HEADING=1][/HEADING]
who's kukul again?[/quote]
Oh god you fail at quoting so hard. I laughed at your post for about half an hour dude. How the hell did you manage to do that?

 

[fuzzball]

I say any random thought in my head sometimes, conversations could be about spaghetti one instant and then I could have 20 different thought paths and start talking about dinosaurs without telling anyone that was the new topic, then switch to WW2 or something.

There's always a logical connection, but by the time I've made 20 such connections...
My mind is not a wheel with spokes connecting to the center of the idea, it's a HUGE chain, gradually morphing through the links.

Makes things rather confusing for others.

OMFG i do the same thing. Every time i switch topics so fast people think i am crazy for topic jumping so fast but its all logical, their minds just cant keep up

 

[randommaster]

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

I've gotten my parents to believe that I have been attacked by a feral cat on the way home, and that after escaping it, I was challenged to a knife fight by bikers, who I then fought off and stole a motercycle from to get away.

They believed me until I got to the part about stealing a motercycle.

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY EVER! Pleae tell another one! Do you like butter or cheese most?

I play lacrosse, and last year the playoffs were in a different city. Most of the team was sleeping in the house of one of our teammates, so it was pretty much a "find a space on the floor" situation. I fell asleep early, about 10:30 or so, while most everyone else was still up watching television. The next part I am unsure about, since I was asleep, but apparantly someone accidentaly kicked my foot and I promptly twisted around and kicked the crap out of the fireplace equipment. I woke upp at this point because I heard a loud crash and saw everyone looking at me, which was really creepy since I had no idea what was going on.

I'm really not sure how this happened, since I have tried to replicate it, and I cannot. Also, apparantly I was snoring, but nobody wanted to risk bodily harm by shaking me.

I'll totally lie about my job or somehting like that. Or say I'm realted to some random B list celebrity. About a year ago a friend of a friend commented on the movie True Romance and how hot Patricia Arquette is in that movie, and asked me if I agreed. I was like "Uh no.... she's my cousin." It was funny because he believed it and probably still does.

I've gotten my parents to believe that I have been attacked by a feral cat on the way home, and that after escaping it, I was challenged to a knife fight by bikers, who I then fought off and stole a motercycle from to get away.

They believed me until I got to the part about stealing a motercycle.

Lol why? Were you all beat up or something?

No, I just felt like doing it when they asked how my day was going.

Most people have to get into the crazy mindset. I have to get into a normal mindset.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I flex a lot. I like to admire my physique