I need a mod that makes all the cops invincible. There are too many people complaining about how it demoralizes society and whenever my neighbors hear that I'm playing GTA4 they tsk tsk at me saying that I'm just mindlessly murdering people. My mom said that if I kill a cop in the game a teenager somewhere kills a real cop.
Oh hey while you're at it is there a mod that turns all the blood into balloons? My mom lets me play TF2 because everyone there bleeds balloons and she told me that its okay to bleed balloons before you die. In GTA4 its some red stuff that my mom refuses to tell me what it is. This red stuff would pop up everywhere I shoot so I need it to become balloons. I likes balloons
Also is there some way to remove the guns my mom told me that all guns are bad and the very idea of thinking about using one could very well make me snap and I'm so afraid of snapping my mom said I'll kill everyone in my cul-de-sac if I use the guns in the game too much so is there a way to make the NPCs die just by putting the cross hairs on them like magic?
Wait scratch that is there a mod that removes dying altogether, can they just become little rubber duckies and cake when I put my cross hair over them with a nice bell noise or "Yahooo!"? Oh man these mods will make the game awesome I can't wait to add them in!
Oh hey while you're at it is there a mod that turns all the blood into balloons? My mom lets me play TF2 because everyone there bleeds balloons and she told me that its okay to bleed balloons before you die. In GTA4 its some red stuff that my mom refuses to tell me what it is. This red stuff would pop up everywhere I shoot so I need it to become balloons. I likes balloons
Also is there some way to remove the guns my mom told me that all guns are bad and the very idea of thinking about using one could very well make me snap and I'm so afraid of snapping my mom said I'll kill everyone in my cul-de-sac if I use the guns in the game too much so is there a way to make the NPCs die just by putting the cross hairs on them like magic?
Wait scratch that is there a mod that removes dying altogether, can they just become little rubber duckies and cake when I put my cross hair over them with a nice bell noise or "Yahooo!"? Oh man these mods will make the game awesome I can't wait to add them in!
The moral: Removing violent parts of a game just for the sake of it not being there is like removing the chassis of your car if it had a nudie picture on it. Its unusual without it and quite frankly it isn't the same. If you need to find some sort of way to water down an M rated game so that your kid is comfortable playing it, maybe you shouldn't buy it. Don't waste the developers talents by pulling off all the onions- how much would you smoothen the blade of a knife before you let your kid play with it? Instead of wasting my time asking me for some in-game options to turn off the weapon viewmodels buy a game that's suited for your tween. "I don't know any games" is not an excuse, bring a list of games your kid requested or something, us game store workers know our games, we'll help you choose a good game. While we're on the subject, no there is no Halo Kart for the PS3, no we are not hiding it, it doesn't EXIST! AARRRGH!
My first rant ever
My first rant ever
