From the insurgence of bed bugs (they're everywhere now. I even saw one chilling out on the wall of a public bathroom) to fleas and what ever other pests you can imagine I started to think "What would I WANT to be infested by."
And, internet, I have come to a conclusion.
Little dinky bug sized raptors. They've adapted. Life finds a way!
You'll know you have them because, like in the Jurassic park movies, you'll hear them hooting to each other while scurrying in your walls. They'll come out at night to bite you in your sleep. You'll wake up covered in little dinky raptor bite marks.
And when I call an exterminator he MUST say "Clever girl" EVERY time he sees one or I'll kick him in the balls.
And, internet, I have come to a conclusion.
Little dinky bug sized raptors. They've adapted. Life finds a way!
You'll know you have them because, like in the Jurassic park movies, you'll hear them hooting to each other while scurrying in your walls. They'll come out at night to bite you in your sleep. You'll wake up covered in little dinky raptor bite marks.
And when I call an exterminator he MUST say "Clever girl" EVERY time he sees one or I'll kick him in the balls.
