Rapture Tomorrow

[MercenaryCanary]

It's apparently suppose to happen at 6 PM.
So the first place that will be at 6 PM will be...?

I'm honestly just going to laugh this off.
Setting my watch for 6:01 PM.

 

[michiehoward]

It's apparently suppose to happen at 6 PM.
So the first place that will be at 6 PM will be...?

I'm honestly just going to laugh this off.
Setting my watch for 6:01 PM.

Yes apparently Jesus only works on EST or CST time.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Oh, man i can't wait to see what the more... devout (air quotation marks) catholics say when nothing happens. (should be funny )

they would say to the holy rollers TOLD YA SO!!!
<catholic

 

[Quesa]

I was walking my dog near home at 10 o'clock at night down a side street with nothing but closed businesses (and a Wal-Mart with very few customers) when I saw a man ahead of me walking toward me with a dog. To preemptively avoid the fiasco of mixing dogs, I crossed the street and continued past him. He came out into the street, waved and said:

Man: 'Beautiful day to praise God, eh?'
Me: 'Absolutely.'
Man: 'I wanted to talk with you about something.'
Me: 'I'm a Christian' *still walking*
Man: 'This is for Christians! This is a ministry that will really change your life, FamilyRadio.net!'
Me: 'Allright, I'll check it out.'
Man: 'God bless!'

Then I figured out that he wasn't a local walking his dog, he'd apparently driven past me, pulled into the Wal-Mart parking lot and gotten out to appear to casually intercept me and evangelize. I got a huge kick out of the front page of the site (this was like two years ago) talking about the rapture today.

I am amused that they stuck with the date all this time; we used to attend a church where we loved everything about it, except the pastor's insistence on preaching about the impending rapture. Of course, we're commanded to be ready, but there are only so many times you can hear "THE WORLD COULD END ON TUESDAY!"

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Living in Australia, it's gonna be 8am here when all this goes down. Kinda looking forward to waking up into Rapture. I reckon I could handle the sploicers, and I know two, er, bigger guys name Adam so I'll have a decent supply of the stuff. Oh, I bet nobody has made any Bioshock jokes yet, I am a comic genius.

Seriously though. Looking forward to sleeping through the end of the world.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Well its May 21st right now and I seem to be doing quite well-

OH SHIT! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

Spilt my drink! Aw crap its all over the desk aw dammit!

 

[ezeroast]

its the 21st here in aus and its a realy nice day

You fool!! We are all dead and this is hell!!!!

if this is hell i'm glad i'm not in heaven

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Oh, man i can't wait to see what the more... devout (air quotation marks) catholics say when nothing happens. (should be funny )

Catholics don't believe in the Rapture. In fact, this "prophecy" has been overwhelmingly panned in the Christian communities that do.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Magnitude 4.9
Date-Time

* Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 14:23:53 UTC
* Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 11:23:53 PM at epicenter
* Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones

Location 7.172°S, 127.351°E
Depth 23.5 km (14.6 miles)
Region KEPULAUAN BARAT DAYA, INDONESIA
Distances 248 km (154 miles) NE of DILI, Timor-Leste
395 km (245 miles) SSW of Ambon, Moluccas, Indonesia
446 km (277 miles) W of Saumlaki, Kepulauan Tanimbar, Indonesia
699 km (434 miles) NNW of DARWIN, Northern Territory, Australia
Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 19 km (11.8 miles); depth +/- 7 km (4.3 miles)
Parameters NST= 45, Nph= 45, Dmin=444.2 km, Rmss=0.54 sec, Gp= 65°,
M-type=body wave magnitude (Mb), Version=5
Source

* USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)

Event ID usc0003klt

So... one earth quake today, things are looking pretty good for us.

 

[mikev7.0]

All I want is a livestream of Harold Camping waking up on Sunday morning.

That is a win!!! Plus your Avatar makes it all the better

Everyone knows that Wesker is the reason the world will end.....PURE....Global....Saturation!!

Ahem.

COMPLETE...global...saturation!

I know my wesker.

Ot: I doubt it somewhat. I even feel disgusted at this guy. He's taking advantage of good, if a little naive, people. Not sure what he gets outta this, but he's still disgusting for it. The bible says you can't predict the end, and this guy tried twice. Really? It's like the Islamic terrorists that don't know Islam roughly translated means "peace".

mikev7.0: I was too SNIPpy anywho. quote]
Well, I have one thing to say about that.

Damn british gcse education.

First I appologize and second, what is the Brittish gcse? I'm quoting from a biography so it's not 100% and I don't wish to second guess an actual teacher.
Also I'm not trying to come off as athieist. No, no, I'm a Cool Aid drinker all right (as atheists call us) It's just that shenanigans like this make people question belief and it casts Deism and Faith itself into a bad light. I know I quoted Richard Dawkins although I'm a Deist myself, that's because he's a Scientist, I'm officially not. Right so then I don't argue with most of what he says (especially when it comes to genetics) because I defer to the fact that he knows more about it than I do. However, on the topic of Deism or Faith itself, I would love to debate him. The worst thing that is happening with this will be those who truly thought it was real, hell knows no fury like the dreamer betrayed and we don't need the excess pool of angst. This is America following the turn of the 20th Century. Full up at the moment.

 

[Viral_Lola]

If I had a dollar for how many times I was told the world was going to end, I would have... *Pulls out calculator* enough money to buy all the pandas in the world and dress them in top hats.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, Rapturefest 2010 was kinda boring... Not much happened. Here's hoping that 2012 brings us something a little more eventful...

 

[lobster1077]

That was a bit of a letdown then, bring on 2012. Perhaps something will occur then.

 

[Nfritzappa]

That was a bit of a letdown then, bring on 2012. Perhaps something will occur then.

Probably not,.. don't remember where I read it, but apparently scholars were off on the Mayan Calandar ending by 100-200 years...In fact it might have already happened.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Well today was very uneventful. Though I did bake some cinnamon sugar soft pretzel sticks!

 

[Taxman1]

Well today was very uneventful. Though I did bake some cinnamon sugar soft pretzel sticks!

I do want!
Recipe please.
OT: It was 6:00 two hours ago here. So much for earthquake

 

[Tiger Sora]

Well it is getting dark out..... my god. It's gona be creepers guys!!! Man your swords! The creeperpocolyps is almost upon us!!!

 

[Zelda_Lover26]

Here's how I see it for that guy...

*clears throat*

Fool society once, shame on us...

Fool Society twice, we chuck you in the looney bin.

For some reason I am also lead to believe by my father that the reason he did this was that he just wanted the attention... which I think is a bloody stupid reason to pull this. You want attention so bad, try writing a book about being a Christian or something like that.

I could continue by say things along the lines of how stupid and insane he probably (and by "probably" I mean "really, really" is) but then I would just be mudslinging :>

 

[Zelda_Lover26]

Well it is getting dark out..... my god. It's gona be creepers guys!!! Man your swords! The creeperpocolyps is almost upon us!!!

The What What now? what the heck is a creeper... sounds like something I heard on scooby doo once...

 

[Doclector]

what is a gcse?

it's a British qualification, the first people get. I was told by a religious education teacher that Islam translated into peace, another historical "fact" that turned out to be false.