Suddenly, I'm reminded of Metal Gear Solid 2's convoluted ending:
"This was all part of the plan!"
"Actually, this was all part of my plan!"
"Of course! Because everything you did was unknowingly part of my plan from the beginning!"
"Fuck it, I'm going to wing my way out of this and make it seem like it was my still my plan all along!"
"This was all part of the plan!"
"Actually, this was all part of my plan!"
"Of course! Because everything you did was unknowingly part of my plan from the beginning!"
"Fuck it, I'm going to wing my way out of this and make it seem like it was my still my plan all along!"