Real life Achievements

[Not Matt]

As people who play video games know, when you kill 100 000 people or get trough a game without dying or drop your best friend-box-thingy down an Aperture science incinerator or something along those lines. You get a pop-up notification telling you that you are a magnificent person and that you got an achievement for being so great. This also makes you feel great because you did something and you got acknowledged for doing so, but then you turn of your game and your boss yells at you for playing games during work hours. And now you feel kind of crappy because you didn't achieve anything at work because you were just playing games all day.
so what if you could feel great about the things you have accomplished in the world of atoms and neutrons and genetics and stuff like you do in the one of pixels?

But now i have stalled for long enough, time to explain the premise. It is quite simple you make up real life achievements for things you have done or want to do and you post them and hope for like minded folks.

Spoiler: some ideas and examples achievements

basic training-learned to walk and understood object performance

Man of the year-Helped out on charity events

Good guy Greg-Be a kind, honest, helpful and sympathetic person for your entire life (platinum trophy)

Crytonian technology-Dropped you smartphone on the asphalt without breaking it

Wedding planer-Gone on a fantastic date with a guy/girl you really like

Nirvana-Traveled to you favorite city/area/place

Bye mom-Live in another country

Two equal snowflakes-Been friends with the same person your entire life

Kamikaze-gone on a horrible date with a guy/girl you really like

Somewhere around Barstow-Driven a car/bike/boat/plane/train/etc while under the influence

I am not(e) worthy-Get an article written about you in the papers (extra points if you get on the front page)

Beating a dead horse-stayed up all night studying for a test

Project mayhem-Got in a good honest fight and won

1011 <3 0101001-Met someone online and become the best of friends with them

This is so going on tumblr-met your idol

Linguistic-never used words like: LOL/WTF/FML/ROFL/YOLO....etc

Desperate-been in more that 5 relationships in one year

Caffeine buzz-Been awake for 48 hours

Let me start over-Been unintentionally racist by telling a joke

...and shove it up your...-quit your job with head held high

Fighting wind mills-getting incredibly angry at a fictional character

42-Find your life goal and what gives your life meaning

Don't tell mummy-Get a tattoo

Like a clove-Buy a tailor made suit

6 armed hug-Have a threesome

Suicide mission-Make peace with your ex

Cold beauty-Witness the amazing sight of the aurora borealis with your own eyes

Children of Gilgamesh-Read 5 classically books(cult classics count too)

do you know why i stopped you-Have a run-in with the law

David and Goliath-Kill something bigger than you

Climbing on walls-Go for 1 week or more without internet, TV or video games

I don't understand the people in my life, i just enjoy their company-Go on a vacation planed by someone else

Drink and fight-Celebrate st. Patrick's day in Ireland (North or south, they are both great)

Fear and loathing-Driven across the Mohave in to Las Vegas

High time-Try narcotics (Negative karma points and lose 75% respect)

Post Apocalyptic preview-Visited the modern ruins of Detroit, Chernobyl or other ghost towns

Cats, cradles and silver spoons-Get someone/get pregnant

Grave and cradle robbing -Date someone that's more than 10 years older or younger than you

Cry havoc and slip the dogs of war-Have an archenemy

Leap of faith-Go on a blind date

Remember, remember the fifth of November-Be part of a protest

All is well-Gotten your dream job

High and low-Travel the world

Spout wings-Gone skydiving

Like your French girl-Have your portrait painted

Sloth and pride-Spend an entire day in your couch eating junk food and not feel bad

A to Z-Write your autobiography

a daring do-Make love in a semi public place (train, forest, changing room, etc..)

Uncle Jesse-Brew your own beer

Fuzzy face-Grow out a full-beard and leave it there for a month (Y chromosome required)

Online persona-Make your own website

Never grow up-Fart in a crowded group

I didn't do it for myself-Give to charity...anonymously

Render unto Caesar -Let someone feed you peeled, seedless grapes.

Attention seeker -Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public

Poseidon's treasure-Swim/dive in Australia's beautiful Great Barrier Reef

Brave and fabulous-Come out of the closet

That guy-Drive a convertible with the top down with music on full volume

I am the night-Help bring a wrongdoer to justice

EDIT: Suffice to say, this is something i have thought about for a little while now.

 

[Barbas]

I rather like this idea, this time of the year is cold and dark and a bit too serious. Why don't you start up a forum game? I got these ones today:

I can quit whenever I want: Bought 5 or more games from the Steam Autumn Sale of 2013

Motorhead: Drank 5 or more cups of coffee in 5 hours

 

[alandavidson]

Wow? so from the list provided by the OP:

Spoiler: My achievements

basic training-learned to walk and understood object performance

Man of the year-Helped out on charity events

Crytonian technology-Dropped you smartphone on the asphalt without breaking it

Wedding planer-Gone on a fantastic date with a guy/girl you really like

Two equal snowflakes-Been friends with the same person your entire life

Kamikaze-gone on a horrible date with a guy/girl you really like

Somewhere around Barstow-Driven a car/bike/boat/plane/train/etc while under the influence

I am not(e) worthy-Get an article written about you in the papers (extra points if you get on the front page)

Project mayhem-Got in a good honest fight and won

1011 <3 0101001-Met someone online and become the best of friends with them

This is so going on tumblr-met your idol

Caffeine buzz-Been awake for 48 hours

...and shove it up your...-quit your job with head held high

Fighting wind mills-getting incredibly angry at a fictional character

42-Find your life goal and what gives your life meaning

Like a clove-Buy a tailor made suit

Suicide mission-Make peace with your ex

Cold beauty-Witness the amazing sight of the aurora borealis with your own eyes

Children of Gilgamesh-Read 5 classically books(cult classics count too)

do you know why i stopped you-Have a run-in with the law

David and Goliath-Kill something bigger than you

Climbing on walls-Go for 1 week or more without internet, TV or video games

I don't understand the people in my life, i just enjoy their company-Go on a vacation planed by someone else

High time-Try narcotics (Negative karma points and lose 75% respect)

Post Apocalyptic preview-Visited the modern ruins of Detroit, Chernobyl or other ghost towns

Cry havoc and slip the dogs of war-Have an archenemy

Leap of faith-Go on a blind date

Remember, remember the fifth of November-Be part of a protest

All is well-Gotten your dream job

High and low-Travel the world

Like your French girl-Have your portrait painted

Sloth and pride-Spend an entire day in your couch eating junk food and not feel bad

Fuzzy face-Grow out a full-beard and leave it there for a month (Y chromosome required)

Online persona-Make your own website

Never grow up-Fart in a crowded group

I didn't do it for myself-Give to charity...anonymously

Render unto Caesar -Let someone feed you peeled, seedless grapes.

Attention seeker -Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public

I am the night-Help bring a wrongdoer to justice

So that's me?

And some to add to the list:

Running Man - Ran more than 5 miles without stopping

Red Eye - Played games for more than 10 hours straight

Modern Warfare - Participated in a Nerf war

 

[Esotera]

That's a pretty extensive list in the OP...here's a few I thought of:

So Meta - unlocked 10 Xbox achievements

Thunderthighs - cycled more than 20 miles

Death from above - hit someone with a water baloon from a multistory building

Food of the gods - construct a meal containing bacon, cheese, and peanut butter

Procrastination - write 5 achievements on the escapist when you should be working

 

[mitchell271]

True Kvlt: called a band a "poser band"

Reading Masochist: made it through George R. R. Martin's A Feast for Crows without once thinking, "Wow, this is boring"

Guitar God: get someone to sleep with you because of your speedy guitar skills

Speaking from experience, that last one is a lot harder than you think when you play metal.

 

[Souplex]

Literary snob: Read something famous for being long and boring from start to finish by your own volition

Land baron: Either own property in a major city, or own a very large amount of property in rural areas.

Trophy unlocked: Have a statue built in your honor.

Moneybags: Be within the wealthiest 5% of people in your nation.

Self made: Unlock the "Moneybags" achievement on a playthrough where you were born middle-class or lower.

Athlete: Be good at a sport.

A higher power: Achieve peace with your spiritual place in the universe. (Or lack thereof.)

Speedrun: Achieve your life goals before you turn 40.

A good end: Die happy.

 

[Grach]

Here we go:

Corner of the Earth: Find your place in the world.

lim x->infinity (1-1/x)^x = e: Pass Calculus I.

Get Lucky: Have sex.

Shadow Link: Master yourself.

BFG: Operate a 50. Cal (or higher) firearm.

This is a real knife!: Use a machete.

Good Vibrations: Be the heart of the party.

Mr. Bungle: Go full retard.

Shoki: Work at a rehab clinic.

Dirty Harry: Beat Spec Ops. The Line.

M'Kay?: Consume drugs at least twice.

It can't be seen but there's blood on the green: Learn the history of World War II.

You Are (Not) Alone: Beat your depression.