(Feel free to lol while reading)
Today i decided to go outside for some exercise, because i am a lazy, unfit and unemployed bum. After fixing up my old bike i set off. After 10 seconds of getting on the bike, the chain came off, then the gears fucked up. I then fixed the gears and chain in my front garden. Later, after a steady "omg my bike works" moment, I came across the largest hill in my town which steams towards an extremly busy roundabout which leads to the A19. Now this place is perfect for a real life Burnout game: big hill, lots of traffic, woods, ramps and a bridge. Here is me, burning down the hill at around 30mph.. then it happened. My back wheel buckeled and the brakes stopped working *gasp* flying towards the roundabout i had to do the sharpest fucking right turn ever in history, otherwise i would be playing said Burnout game on a bicycle. After banking this turn, i lost balance due to the speed i was going, damaged my knee and my bike is broke beyond repair (i cant find the pedal that broke off after my sideways drift). I could of easily died very horribly.
My point is .. FUCK EXERCISE AND GIVE ME A VIDEO GAME INSTEAD.
Today i decided to go outside for some exercise, because i am a lazy, unfit and unemployed bum. After fixing up my old bike i set off. After 10 seconds of getting on the bike, the chain came off, then the gears fucked up. I then fixed the gears and chain in my front garden. Later, after a steady "omg my bike works" moment, I came across the largest hill in my town which steams towards an extremly busy roundabout which leads to the A19. Now this place is perfect for a real life Burnout game: big hill, lots of traffic, woods, ramps and a bridge. Here is me, burning down the hill at around 30mph.. then it happened. My back wheel buckeled and the brakes stopped working *gasp* flying towards the roundabout i had to do the sharpest fucking right turn ever in history, otherwise i would be playing said Burnout game on a bicycle. After banking this turn, i lost balance due to the speed i was going, damaged my knee and my bike is broke beyond repair (i cant find the pedal that broke off after my sideways drift). I could of easily died very horribly.
My point is .. FUCK EXERCISE AND GIVE ME A VIDEO GAME INSTEAD.
