Real Life [CHEATS ACTIVATED]

[throwmeawaykid]

Hey guys this is my first post here just thought it would be fun to ask: If you could add cheat codes to real life, like games, how would you enter them? or list a cheatword and then put what it would do! have fun! i was thinking something like this:
input "ROSEBUD"- Unlock all cut scenes

 

[Kermi]

inb4 nude mod

I think I'd definitely have to go with a money cheat. It'd be like Sim City where I abuse a glitch in the system to earn baffling amounts of interests every year. Technically that exists in real life but not all of us can be the head of a Fortune 500 company.

 

[JoJo]

Welcome to the Escapist Mister Redgrave, don't forget to read the forum rules and keep out of the basement! For more advice, watch the following information video:


OT: Flying car cheat from San Andreas... man that would be fun.

 

[throwmeawaykid]

Hey guys! thanks for responding so quick! just thought of something i want to open this to more than just cheats, you know, "keep moving forward" and all that i want to not only cover real life cheats but easter eggs you would want to see in real life and even glitches! ill let that bake in the oven for a while can't wait too see some answers!

p.s: to JoJo, thanks for the welcome man great to be here, also thanks for the video you left behind it was very informative!

 

[Jonluw]

Hey guys this is my first post here just thought it would be fun to ask: If you could add cheat codes to real life, like games, how would you enter them? or list a cheatword and then put what it would do! have fun! i was thinking something like this:
input "ROSEBUD"- Unlock all cut scenes

Welcome to the escapist.
Read the rules, or your stay will be short. And stay out of the basement. You don't want to go there.

And a lot of people don't realize this: But you're allowed to swear as long as you're not swearing at some ****.
And if you want to reply to someone, it's important that you remember to click the 'quote' button so that they'll get a message alerting them of the reply.

The escapist might not count as real life, but I still think this is a fun fact:
You can actually enter 'cheatcodes' on the escapist.

You just click this button, then a small box will appear where you can write certain choice words, for example "Bieber" to produce some funky effects such as playing background music in a thread until you leave it.

OT: I guess you'd activate it by shouting "activate console" or something.
Then you could write "sled" to have a little Line rider guy riding around on stuff near you.

 

[throwmeawaykid]

Are you trying to troll the new guy? seriously, am i going to click the button and like, the face from Cry of Fear is going to pop out?

 

[White Lightning]

Are you trying to troll the new guy? seriously, am i going to click the button and like, the face from Cry of Fear is going to pop out?

Press the button. It will bring you ever lasting happiness and candy.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Does the console itself count as a cheat? If so I'll just take that.

player.additem 0005ad9e 10000
setessential 00000007 1
player.teachword 0003f9ea

Fun, it would be had. If not... I guess Rosebud or Motherlode would suffice.

 

[Jonluw]

Are you trying to troll the new guy? seriously, am i going to click the button and like, the face from Cry of Fear is going to pop out?

You have to press the quote button when you're replying to people, man.
But no it isn't one of those surprise scare things where something scary suddenly pops up.
You even get a badge for using it.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Turn off AI that way I win all arguments. Or spawn 50 nukes into same area just to see what happens. Don't worry I'll make save before trying this one

Hey guys this is my first post here just thought it would be fun to ask: If you could add cheat codes to real life, like games, how would you enter them? or list a cheatword and then put what it would do! have fun! i was thinking something like this:
input "ROSEBUD"- Unlock all cut scenes

Welcome to the escapist.
Read the rules, or your stay will be short. And stay out of the basement. You don't want to go there.

And a lot of people don't realize this: But you're allowed to swear as long as you're not swearing at some ****.
And if you want to reply to someone, it's important that you remember to click the 'quote' button so that they'll get a message alerting them of the reply.

The escapist might not count as real life, but I still think this is a fun fact:
You can actually enter 'cheatcodes' on the escapist.

You just click this button, then a small box will appear where you can write certain choice words, for example "Bieber" to produce some funky effects such as playing background music in a thread until you leave it.

Yes the red button is fun for all.

Spoiler

 

[throwmeawaykid]

To The Artificially Prolonged, thanks for the heads up loved the Admiral Ackbar! also your use of the real life cheat codes is great, especially the disable AI bit!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

To The Artificially Prolonged, thanks for the heads up loved the Admiral Ackbar! also your use of the real life cheat codes is great, especially the disable AI bit!

Anytime. Welcome to The Escapists.

 

[dyre]

I wouldn't even need cheat codes...just give me a save/reload function and I'm set for life!

 

[Jonluw]

Yes the red button is fun for all.

Spoiler

Have you no sense of fun at all?

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Yes the red button is fun for all.

Spoiler

Have you no sense of fun at all?

Shame on you Jonluw preying on the new guy like that. We should be setting an example for the new guys, not playing cruel tricks on them.

Got to admit though, I was tempted to go along with it but at the last minute I was pricked by my conscience to do the right thing.

 

[throwmeawaykid]

Seriously guys you could have given me the spinning button, at least that would have been fun! and also you must be the only guys left on the internet that care about Justin Bieber, except for 9 to 13 year old girls that is....

 

[Jonluw]

Yes the red button is fun for all.

Spoiler

Have you no sense of fun at all?

Shame on you Jonluw preying on the new guy like that. We should be setting an example for the new guys, not playing cruel tricks on them.

Got to admit though, I was tempted to go along with it but at the last minute I was pricked by my conscience to do the right thing.

It's not the right thing!

The new kids need hazing to make them grow up tough!
I was going to tell him the spinning button would cure it. He was going to become a man with intimate knowledge of what adversity feels like.

Now he'll just grow up to be a limp and flaccid anti-confrontationist useless forum user.

 

[throwmeawaykid]

Hey Jonluw, I am actually a 4chan veteran kind of just gave it up for this, thought it would have more stimulating conversations and more tasteful individuals, so i have been through my fair share "hazing" and I have more than my fair share of "intimate knowledge of what adversity feels like". So yeah.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

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It seems we have different ideologies on this issue. If you make them grow up tough they will resent you for it. No matter I'm sorry for spoiling your fun. There will be future newbies for you to haze, I cannot protect them all.

I wouldn't even need cheat codes...just give me a save/reload function and I'm set for life!

Good thing real life does not have a checkpoint system, I'd have hated to do all by exams only to get a game over and have to start right back at the first day of school.

 

[Launcelot111]

Hey Jonluw, I am actually a 4chan veteran kind of just gave it up for this, thought it would have more stimulating conversations and more tasteful individuals, so i have been through my fair share "hazing" and I have more than my fair share of "intimate knowledge of what adversity feels like". So yeah.

Dear sir, just for your knowledge, if you quote someone using the handy quote button, then it sends them a message saying that they've been quoted (as I'm sure you've experienced yourself at this point). It's more effective at communicating than simply writing "Hey Jonluw, ..." for actually getting your point to that person. And if the quoted text is super long, then the protocol is [quote} snip (or some witty comment related to the nature of the snipped text or to your subsequent snipping of it)[/quote}