Real Life Roleplaying

[Neo Zx-Tole]

if you were given 5 million dollars to act out your own personal RP fantasy, What would you do with it?
Build a Castle to live in?
Gather 50 of your buddies, get drunk, paint yourselves green and run around in loin cloths pretending to be orcs?
Build yourself some type of bullet proof Super Suit??
or buy a tank ( yes i know tanks cost more then 5mil) and run over your neighbors car after hes refused to get the Stupid Car alarm fixed, so it doesn't go off if someone such much as farts in its general direction

 

[Labyrinth]

I would drag all the Escapists I know and like to one massive LARP. They choose their costumes, I buy it, we dick around for a weekend.

 

[101194]

I would drag all the Escapists I know and like to one massive LARP. They choose their costumes, I buy it, we dick around for a weekend.

I would do that for Free

 

[Adam Jenson]

I would drag all the Escapists I know and like to one massive LARP. They choose their costumes, I buy it, we dick around for a weekend.

Awesome suggestion. I would be completely for it!

If anything I would probably opt for a Changeling the Lost

 

[Larenxis]

I'd donate the money to finding a cure and roleplay I don't have this terrible disease...

(Kidding; just so you know)

 

[Aardvark]

First I'd have to destabilise the world political climate to the point where an all-out nuclear war occurs, wiping off all life on Earth. But in preparation, I'll have to spend some of it to ensure that enough people will survive the apocalypse that their descendants can emerge and try to rebuild civilisation. Sadly for them, I would have also released biochemicals into the air that caused ordinary nuclear-proof animals to change into hideous, slavering humanivores. Fortunately, the last of the cash I'll have spent on ammunition that I'll store in every book case and abandoned foot locker I can find.

Sadly, I won't have the cash to cryogenically freeze myself to see this glorious RP future.

 

[hebdomad]

Changes 5 million to unlimited budget...

The moon landings... With real Saturn five rockets, moon walks, 1970s tech, and music. Heck we will even get President Kennedy back.
(yes landing on the moon is a must)

 

[Silver]

Well, I'd make that money grow, obviously, through roleplaying. Build these awesome LARP-settings, several villagers, ships, boats (yes, there's a difference) and such. And the rent the places out, and arrange LARPs there, get some money going, and expand them.

Then I'd build the most awesome setting on the south pole. Dig out trenches, walls and houses in the ice (not igloos, real houses) with bridges, streets, and lots of running water, and then build canoes and ships and stuff and have someone add it as the Golden age of LARPing and the coolest LARP ever in wikipedia. I will be immortalised, at least until the server crash, or when there's not enough quotes.

 

[Zephirius]

I'd hire the entire staff of Scrubs so I could RP being a producer for Scrubs and basically having them make episodes just for me. Though I dunno if 5 mil would be enough.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Use the 5 million to train me and my friends to become batman esque-superheroes gunning aroung places doing awesome stuff and helping noobs out.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

1) Build a medieval-style fortress
2) Dig a moat
3) Build a trebuchet in the courtyard, for chucking large rocks at cars and bystanders
4) Stock it with the bare necessities: food (real and junk food), refreshments, every video game console, game and the best desktop PC (with lan and DSL, natch) I can afford, generators and wells, in the event of a siege
5) Lock myself in said fortress and force people to tell 100 knock-knock jokes to enter

 

[johnman]

1.Hire a lot of anorak wearing mercenaries
2.Use said Mercs to help me spring hundreds of criminals from prison
3.Take the whole bunch out to the Chernobyl exclusion zone
4.Arm them
5.Play STALKER

 

[zen5887]

After the cool response the Nerf thread got.

5 million dollar Nerf war! Holy fucking shit!

Or

An amazingly detailed DnD game across the English countryside. I'm talking chainmail, swords, longbows, making camp and paying people to dress up as orcs and attack us.

 

[fedpayne]

I'd wish for more wishes! LOL!

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Go buy millions of jelly babies - Put them on a little (Tiiiiny) empty island - Id then emerge out of the sea and pretend to be a giant and scare the jelly babies natives.

Abit like Doshin the Giant. Apart from Im not yellow.

 

[October Country]

Wow, so many opportunities, my first choice would be something steampunkish. Get a bunch of my friends and dress up as air pirates and fly around in a giant airship/zeppelin and attack honest airships with our awesome steam cannons.
Edit: Or the zombie apocalypse! Get 90 % of some major city to be the zombies and start thrashing everything. And I call being one of the survivors.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Buy a really rare hat and look pretty...

 

[Flying-Emu]

An amazingly detailed DnD game across the English countryside. I'm talking chainmail, swords, longbows, making camp and paying people to dress up as orcs and attack us.

I cast my vote for this.

However! I'd need an operation to remove my shins so I could drop to appropriate gnomish height level. And I'd need a new mandolin. Hrm.

 

[Ranooth]

I would drag all the Escapists I know and like to one massive LARP. They choose their costumes, I buy it, we dick around for a weekend.

Will there be beer?

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I would just make an impenetrable building that is bomb, disease, famine, children, people proof. Then I would put 2 billion zombies on the outskirts of it. Then, I would begin to stockpile any type of weapon I could get my hands on. I would attach Mini-guns on the towers. After that, I would buy a helicopter. Finally, when all of this is done, I would declare war on America.