Realisticaly: who would you be?

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Lugbzurg

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I'd like to be all Serious Sam, but, I'm just not that good. Maybe, the so-called "Doom Marine". Or Zapper. Well, maybe a little better than Zapper. But, I'd totally be ready to fight!
 

Kamukazi

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id be a carmine. loyal, well liked and a decent soldier but prone to being the leeroy jenkins of the group and die a horrible gorey death.
 

Karhukonna

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I would be a surviving space marine. Not the guy who bites the bullet to set the tone of the scene, but the guy who, after witnessing his brother-in-arms die for a cheap scare, gets up from cover and opens fire.

I might even lead a squad of escort mission soldiers. The ones the Chuck Norris-type main character would have to protect. Of course, we couldn't die and cause a game over, but we'd keep the mission rolling on. I'd be blabbering about pointless military jargon into the hero's headset for the whole time, though.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I'd probably be Boone from fallout new vegas, I'm handy with a rifle and I can kick ass up close if I have to, I've recently had a bum run of luck(nothing as bad as having what happened to him prior to you finding him, won't spoil that for any of you who haven't played new vegas), and I have problems that if I solved them the way I want to I'd probably hafta leave town. :p

That or a speech/guns/stealth built character with a decent score in repair, survival, and barter as well as lock picking being medium and some science... With stats leaning more toward perception, and intelligence with a decent score in strength and some endurance, with a luck score of like 4...

I'm a capable guy, and I've stared death in the face enough times not to fear it.
 

dragonswarrior

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If there was magic I would be a mage.

In any other case? I would be the guy that the hero went to for relationship advice, possibly a friend, possibly a killable NPC, the sort of oddball smart guy that doesn't get out much and is happy with it and tries his best to help with the zombies but goofs up do to crappy upper body strength and gets eaten.
 

Eric Morales

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Probably some kind of support NPC. I like to think I'm a good and a noble guy, but I'm also a huge coward so I don't see myself sticking my neck on the line. I'd probably be some kind of archivist or librarian since I do so love being an insufferable clever-clogs. If you want knowledge to help you on your quest, feel free to ask for help, but I'm not moving an inch unless under extreme circumstances. Also, what is this big orange exclamation mark doing over my head?
 

Unsilenced

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I'd be a background character that's not particularly bad-ass, but has cool catch-phrases and an unexpected fanbase.

"Oh, but you are wrong. The only reason you could disagree, is because you are losing so badly you cannot see it."
 

ccggenius12

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I'd be the merchant selling items. The apocalypse is happening and the hero needs my wares, but damned if I'm not gonna make a profit off his attempts to save everyone.
 

guidance

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Saviordd1 said:


I'd be the guy on the left.

No not Shepard

Farther left.
Wow your so much in the background your grey and blurry.

I'm pretty sure I would be in the background, but you would always see me. I never do anything but for some reason they just didn't bother to make any other npc models.
 

Pat8u

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I would be a merchant profiting from the Villians/Monsters attacks
by selling Hp and mana Pots for high prices
and/or a smart person who moves to a different country at the first sign of trouble

or
I would be the guy who doubts the hero and says there is no hope
also Why would i ever need to worry no apocalyspe is ever set in australia,Bar for maybe the matrix but im pretty sure that was only filmed in australia not the actual setting.

I would also be the guy that has a friend who is a pliot who I can convince to help the protaganist
 

thejackyl

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The (ineffective) comic relief.

I would say I'd make a good Silent Hill protagonist, with the exception of not having a dark past or connections to some crazy death cult.

I would make a good protagonist for a survival horror game though.

Easily Scared?... Check
Physically Weak?... Check
Would rather run than fight?... Check
Decent thinking skills?... Check
BASIC firearm knowledge?... Check (I basically know which end to point and what makes it go boom... that's about it)
 

Musette

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As a musician, I guess I'd be a bard. Probably wouldn't last long in a fight unless I develop the ability to deafen creatures using loud cymbal crashes or something.
 

imperialwar

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Id probably be one those random guard NPCs that never leave the training court yard, hacking at a training dummy.
You know the ones.
 

ChucklesMD

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I'd probably be fluff - perhaps not strictly background, though. I'd be there to make the scene more lively. If the protagonist saw fit to talk to me then I'd probably spout a bit of obscure inconsequential lore.

Probably one of those characters that the player would talk to 'just because he's there.'

"What do you mean you didn't talk to the IT on the sixth floor? He's in the middle of the hallway - he even has a name! The developers wanted you to talk to him! Yeah - no, he doesn't advance the plot.

Ugh. Shut up Brian."
 

Bagged Milk

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I'd be the lesser known equivalent of the Companion Cube. I'm only there for a short time, people just use me for help, and they ditch me when they're done, but everyone seems to love me for some reason.
 

SilverBullets000

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I'd be one of the brown minions from Overlord. Probably one that stood in the wheat feild too long and got burned to death because Big O himself set it on fire just for the hell of it.

That, or that Goron that rolled down the mountain in Ocarina of Time.
 

Infernai

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I'd do the smart thing and become a merchant (By which i meant, follow the hero around and scoop up any weapons and any other items at all i find from slain foes, and go around the land selling items). I would also have a policy of being able to sell/buy all manner of objects, kinda like a wandering Medieval Pawn Shop.

Adjustments may occur depending on setting.