Realisticaly: who would you be?

[arnoldthebird]

You know the guy who breaks up intimate moments?
yeah, that's me

 

[Jimbo Slice]

I tend to know more than I'm letting on (and overwhelm anyone who inquires with endless babble and metaphors), quickly jump from one topic to another, and avoid stating my motives unless withholding them proves to be... problematic.
I'd probably be the one patching up the crew, creating new gear, and providing necessary tactical information. Definitely a support unit. Always searching for better solutions.
A fan long range combat, stealth, recon and manipulation. But, well placed explosions are a guilty pleasure of mine.

I'd be that scientist or mage that's always wandering around... doing what he pleases... intruding, exploring, running experiments, messing with people, touching everything.

Like a... Salarian Dr. House.

 

[Aerosteam]

An expendable soldier who gets killed off at a random fight scene. That goes for any other expendable soldier guy who has no chance of living by the end of the movie/game.

SOLVEmedia: be my friend

Pfft no.

Well... okay.

 

[Nieroshai]

Most likely, I'd be Harry Mason from Silent Hill.

 

[immortalfrieza]

The (ineffective) comic relief.

I would say I'd make a good Silent Hill protagonist, with the exception of not having a dark past or connections to some crazy death cult.

I would make a good protagonist for a survival horror game though.

Easily Scared?... Check
Physically Weak?... Check
Would rather run than fight?... Check
Decent thinking skills?... Check
BASIC firearm knowledge?... Check (I basically know which end to point and what makes it go boom... that's about it)

So... Harry Mason or Luigi?

OT: Me, I'd join up with the Big Bad sometime during his rise to power. I'm not very fit so I'd probably be a manipulative bastard, probably a Starscream attempting a Klingon promotion on the Big Bad, though I probably wouldn't succeed. I'd be the man behind the man or the Dragon at best, a mid tier boss at worst. Oh, and I love cats, so I'd probably be stroking one when the hero shows up.

...Damn... I spend WAY too much time on TVtropes.

 

[Strazdas]

The fat guy who couldnt run away from the zombies.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I'd probably be one of those who turns out to be evil or a traitor..

 

[Rikomag132]

I'd probably be one of the lowly peasants in Skyrim, while not attacking huge dragons that would obviously kick my ass.

 

[Sonicron]

I'd be the helpful kind of NPC; if you were to meet me in an RPG/MMORPG I'd probably be some kind of skill teacher, most likely for the Persuasion or Mining categories.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Probably one of the NPCs who sits around in the tutorial area providing hints about the menus and later in the game, if they bother to check back (and most wouldn't), some advanced combat hints.

Spoiler: Captcha:

Describe the Discovery Channel. Description: AMERIKANEN AM TELEFONMAST!!!!

 

[Cazza]

A random citizen who it's glued to the spot and asks the hero to find a lost treasured possession.

If I'm lucky I wouldn't to rooted to the ground and will get to walk around like NPC's in fallout 3.

 

[Dandark]

Well........

Spoiler: Who I think I would be

Spoiler: Who I would actully be

 

[The Funslinger]

Dammit . I'm thinking of cool characters i would be and i find non . Not many awsome black characters that i look/act like in video games . Hmm the closest i can think of is Sahz from Final Fantasy 13 , when i have my Afro . Now that i think about it , we are quite alike ...

The human protagonist in the Aliens vs Predator 2010 game was black.

OT: Plausibly, I could be the protagonist, or a squad member in a military shooter, as I plan to join the Royal Marines.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Probably the innkeeper or a bartender xP
I'd be one of those duplicate people you see all over
Or a nicer option, I'd join the battle for a small time and give it the whole, "Go, go! I'll fight him off, go!!" and die xD

 

[immortalfrieza]

The fat guy who couldnt run away from the zombies.

Fat people are always the first to die in a Zombie apocalypse.

That's why Columbus' list for surviving in a Zombie apocalypse rule #1 is Cardio.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I'd be the arrogant, loner, sad, (and cute, (yes I have been known for my cuteness)) teenage youth in the group that learns from the protaganist and becomes some sort of an adopted child to the protaganist.

Then I steal their soul.

 

[Sandjube]

The wise old man who says wise things in a chinese accent.

Except I'm not and old man.

Or chinese.

Or wise.

 

[Iwata]

Why would i ever need to worry no apocalyspe is ever set in australia,Bar for maybe the matrix but im pretty sure that was only filmed in australia not the actual setting.

You're forgetting the iconic "Mad Max" series that so heavily influenced Fallout and others.

Or the amazingly depressing "On The Beach".

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'd be some random guy who gets killed..

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd be some random NPC in a JRPG town wandering back and forth on a predetermined path and saying only 2 or 3 lines of dialogue.