Really Annoying Teachers!

[Paul Mc]

I want to hear about all of your most unfair teacher stories like this one which happenned when me and my friend were shadow boxing outside our H.E. class:
Me and my friend were shadow boxing when a math teacher (whos identity will remain hidden) came around the corner so we stopped. He came over to me and said:
Teacher: Were you punching him
Me: No sir
Teacher: Are you calling me a liar
Me: No sir, we were only pretending to fight
My Friend: Sir, I was the one who started it
(The teacher totally ignores him turns back to me and says)
Teacher: Are you going to stop it
Me: Yes, sir
Teacher: Wrong answer, come you with me.
He took me up to his classroom, told me off and sent me back down to class were I had missed 3/4 of the lesson.
What a useless teacher!

 

[Valkyira]

Yeah well my school had a pedophile until he was fired...

 

[DuplicateValue]

Yeah well my school had a pedophile until he was fired...

Did he........you know.......do anything?

 

[Sevre]

I've a really racist old study teacher, watching the way people react to him is hilarious.

He calls one Chinese kid "Chairman Mao" and a while ago I was sitting in the study when he went up to a Chinese guy and said "Chairman Mao, how are you?" and the guy pointed out he wasn't who he thought he was and he replied " I don't care, you're all the same."

Jaws dropped for miles and stared in horror.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Try asking a teacher for help and only getting harrasment. Also try needing help urgently on some work due this week and emailing your teacher only to find the bastard doesn't check his email during the holidays like most do.

 

[Valkyira]

Yeah well my school had a pedophile until he was fired...

Did he........you know.......do anything?

There were many rumours but no actual evidence i don't think.

Someone told me that he was caught fondling himself as he was watching kids from another school swimming in the pool at our gym.
Don't know if its true or not...

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My old History teacher read straight out the book for 2 years and showed up crap on youtube. I don't know how I passed my GCSE.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

I had a teacher who refused to let me write with my left hand because she said it was 'a bad example' and 'evil' and then she had the balls to comment on my hand writing.

On the brightside I am ambidexterious now.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, my Probabilities and Statistics teacher always blames me and my friends who all sit at the same table, and make the same exact grade on tests of cheating off of one another... how ridiculous

Ok, maybe we just should start taking our own tests, because we are a bit obvious about our cheating sometimes.

In all seriousness, my teachers are fine to me. I sleep in their classes a lot and make straight A's, so they don't really get on to me that much when I fuck up.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I've a really racist old study teacher, watching the way people react to him is hilarious.

He calls one Chinese kid "Chairman Mao" and a while ago I was sitting in the study when he went up to a Chinese guy and said "Chairman Mao, how are you?" and the guy pointed out he wasn't who he thought he was and he replied " I don't care, you're all the same."

Jaws dropped for miles and stared in horror.

I know thats horrible and everything, but if i had seen a teacher do that i would have burst out laughing.

My old bilogy teacher spent the entire year handing out photocopies and then telling us things that contradicted the handouts. By the end of the first term i had 4 inches of handouts from her. Rediculous.

 

[Flos]

..."Come you with me?" The hell? Perhaps if you-

Never mind. You're a nice guy.

My Spanish teacher annoys the hell out of me. He knows I disapprove of his lessons because they tend to treat the class like idiots (because most of them, unfortunately, are Spanish-stupid. Not entirely their fault, it's difficult to learn a second language). He relies heavily on things that one would use to teach children. It's a valid technique, I just get irritated by it because I'm a goddamn senior and we're reading a fairy tale about a cow. He stops in the middle of the story and says something like, "Wow! You mean this is saying this, similar to how we say it in English... Wow!" and then he looks at the class.

I seriously wonder if he knows that nobody in the class has the cognitive power to make that leap, or if he just thinks we can't.

I have a 92% in that class. Listening to me speak Spanish is like listening to me fall down the stairs. :C

 

[Kabutos]

"Excuse me, can I go to the restroom?"

"I don't know, can you?"

That pisses me off. Almost every teacher I know does that.

 

[Pyode]

I had a teacher in middle school that was obsessed with the phase "a lot." Apparently it was some huge sin to spell it "alot" (without the space). The entire school year he had "a" on one end of the chalk board and "lot" all the way on the other. One time after writing a page and a half for an assignment, I accidentally put "alot" and he wrote the correction in huge red letters covering the entire page. Overreact much?

I also had a super senile geography teacher. He'd look right at you with your hand raised and not even notice, forget what he was talking about, the whole nine yards. This guy was so old that he had actually taught my science teacher when she was in middle school and she was like 35-40 years old.

 

[Random Argument Man]

The worst teachers are perfectionnists.

I study in education and you would laugh on how much a teacher can be annoying.

 

[x0ny]

During registration if someone is late and another student knows they're on school grounds just on their way:
Teacher: Chris?
Pupil1: Here sir
T: Katherine?
Pupil2: she's coming sir
T: is she now? (gives pervy look)

-____-

 

[Insanum]

During registration if someone is late and another student knows they're on school grounds just on their way:
Teacher: Chris?
Pupil1: Here sir
T: Katherine?
Pupil2: she's coming sir
T: is she now? (gives pervy look)

-____-

Your Teacher is awesome. Just shout "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" And put it on MLIA.

 

[PlainTwo]

I was yelled at for asking a question in class once because I didn't quite understand something in Physics.

Infact, my teacher even went as far as to tell me I shouldn't be in this academic level of class, and that I should drop down, even though I had one of the highest marks in the class.

All for asking one question...

 

[Marter]

I had a teacher who for an entire 45 minute class, believed when standing on their hind legs, bears could reach 10 meters tall. It actually took those 45 minutes for us to convince her that she meant feet, not meters.

 

[Asturiel]

"Excuse me, can I go to the restroom?"

"I don't know, can you?"

That pisses me off. Almost every teacher I know does that.

My biology teacher does something simmilar to that, he just kinda makes fun of everybody, and its funny. Like instead of that,
"Can I go to the washroom really quick?"
"No just go at your regular speed"