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goatzilla8463

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Neonbob said:
Well, at least you aren't bleeding from the ass.
... For some reason, that makes me think of anal rape...

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Anyway, one of my worst days was when I pushed this girl into my pool, she got out and poured coke all over me.

Earlier that day I had broken the microwaver and later that day, I broke the TV.

Life sucked on that day.
 

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AkJay said:
I was walking down the street in a heavy coat and camoflauge pants, believe it or not it was pretty cold out that day. I saw a women walking with headphones on, she seemed to be around the age of 20-25, and i could see a car was about to hit her.

I ran up to her and pulled her out of the way just as the car skid, she would have made it anyway, but it just seemed dramatic at the time. I asked her her name, and she told me "*****" and i responded "Excellent". I quickly pulled out my cell-phone and said "This is Commander Navarette, the target is safe and secure".

She asked me what that was just all about, still a bit dumb-struck from the near-crash, and i said "Ma'am, your son is very important, take care of yourself." She had told me she didn't have a son, and i was a bit mad that i didn't think of it, so i thought quickly and said "Don't worry, you will" and walked away. The thought she might possibly think i was from the future really made my day.
Did that really happen? Because if it did, you are a truly awesome person.
 
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Look at it this way, at least everyone you know didn't decide to secretly make plans after agreeing to go to the cinema on your birthday, leaving you alone at the cinema for an hour wondering what happened, only to be told by a couple they were too ill to come hours after the time they said they'd be there by, and then see pictures of them all together at a party at their friend's house on Facebook the next day.
 

Golden Gryphon

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Assassinator said:
These little fella's:
They always make me smile. This song also cheers me up, no matter how crap I feel:
B'awwwww!
That is truly adorable.

JBarracudaL said:
Buy a tarantula and a muffin of any variety.
Hollow out the muffin and make eight holes in the bottom.
Place the tarantula inside, legs through the holes, and sit back as muffin spider gets into all sorts of zany situations.
This made me burst out into laughter, really, that's...wow, I think I could watch that all day.
I second this. You are a brilliant person.
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Julianking93 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Julianking93 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
dontworryaboutit said:
I just knew someone was going to do it..
It was inevitable.
Indeed it was. And I have just remembered my love for Hong Kong Phooey.
You're welcome, and you're about the 6th or 7th person to comment of my new avatar =)
Loved that show as a kid :D
Just as a kid? I still watch that!
 

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Assassinator said:
These little fella's:
They always make me smile. This song also cheers me up, no matter how crap I feel:
B'awwwww!
JBarracudaL said:
Buy a tarantula and a muffin of any variety.
Hollow out the muffin and make eight holes in the bottom.
Place the tarantula inside, legs through the holes, and sit back as muffin spider gets into all sorts of zany situations.
This made me burst out into laughter, really, that's...wow, I think I could watch that all day.
*Heads implodes from cuteness.
 

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Golden Gryphon said:
Rascarin said:
I was kinda hoping that this was a thread to tell about bad days - I woulda told you all about this week; the worst week of my life so far.
If you want to talk about your week go ahead. The more posts in my thread the better I'll feel.
I wasn't going to, since the mods don't like that sort of thing, but you kinda asked, so what the hell. Here, I'll spoiler tag it so nobody actually has to read it...

To start us off, my brother's and his best friend come to visit. I can't stand my pig brother at the best of times, and its made even more difficult by the fact that the friend has had a crush on me for the last four years, and been pretty persistent with it. The friend buys me a HUGE bunch of flowers, and invites me out to dinner and the cinema. I'm not in the least interested, but can hardly say no because he drove over 200 miles to see me. Awkwardness ensues, culminating with me having to try and gently break his heart and leaving me feeling like a *****.

Couple of days later, my face starts swelling up around the jaw and throat, and I get a load of spot-like sores all over my face. I go to the doctor, who tells me I have a viral infection in my skin. Not only that, but she wants me to fill out a depression questionnaire because I've been getting chronic migraines (like, four in one week), caused by the stress of being "in the closet" in a family of super-religious nutcases.

So, by this stage I'm feeling pretty run down - I've had to really hurt a friends feelings, my face looks like pizza, I'm getting a migraine every other day, the doctor thinks I'm crazy; and then the real kicker comes - my mum comes and tells me that she and my dad are getting divorced.

So, I dunno, maybe it doesn't sound that bad to everyone else, but after all that in just one week, I'm feeling pretty low at the moment.

On topic: I guess this is something else I do on a bad day; whinge at the internet. It kinda helps, I guess.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
I usually do something I enjoy to cheer me up.
You could always check out F My Life [http://www.fmylife.com/] and see how bad your day could've been. There's nothing like the suffering of others to feel better.
Notice how most of those sad stories involve relationships in some way? I think that's a good case for most not to bother with the opposite sex. It won't stop me though.
 

EeveeElectro

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I got turned down from a job and my money hasn't gone in...

To be honest, I'm not in the mood for anything right now.
 

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Golden Gryphon said:
Xombee said:
The most sure fire way to happiness is to gather all of your friends together and cook bacon for them.
That would be a brilliant suggestion if I wasn't a vegetarian and all my friends weren't elsewhere for the summer.
You see that's your problem. You're a veget..vegee..I can't even bring myself to say it -.- .

But yeah, F my life ftw xD
 

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Golden Gryphon said:
JBarracudaL said:
Buy a tarantula and a muffin of any variety.
Hollow out the muffin and make eight holes in the bottom.
Place the tarantula inside, legs through the holes, and sit back as muffin spider gets into all sorts of zany situations.
This made me burst out into laughter, really, that's...wow, I think I could watch that all day.
I second this. You are a brilliant person.
One time I put a daddy long legs on a remote controlled car and drove him around.
That was a good day.
 

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Julianking93 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Julianking93 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Julianking93 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
dontworryaboutit said:
I just knew someone was going to do it..
It was inevitable.
Indeed it was. And I have just remembered my love for Hong Kong Phooey.
You're welcome, and you're about the 6th or 7th person to comment of my new avatar =)
Loved that show as a kid :D
Just as a kid? I still watch that!
I just have no idea where to find it.
 

Golden Gryphon

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JBarracudaL said:
Golden Gryphon said:
JBarracudaL said:
Buy a tarantula and a muffin of any variety.
Hollow out the muffin and make eight holes in the bottom.
Place the tarantula inside, legs through the holes, and sit back as muffin spider gets into all sorts of zany situations.
This made me burst out into laughter, really, that's...wow, I think I could watch that all day.
I second this. You are a brilliant person.
One time I put a daddy long legs on a remote controlled car and drove him around.
That was a good day.
See, if I had a spider I would never feel bad again.
 

historybuff

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Having a shitty week myself. So crappy day high five.

o/

I like to listen to stand-up comedy when I'm feeling crappy.

 

JBarracudaL

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Golden Gryphon said:
See, if I had a spider I would never feel bad again.
You need to find some, just go outside and hang oatmeal raisin cookies from a tree and the spiders will come in droves.
You can also try whistling the love ballad Brian Eno wrote for his spider entitled Spider and I, spiders everywhere swoon over the sound of that melody.
 

Golden Gryphon

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historybuff said:
Having a shitty week myself. So crappy day high five.

o/

I like to listen to stand-up comedy when I'm feeling crappy.
That made me laugh thank you. "It's the third stage of syphilis" that was pretty good.