Really Girls? A Tuning Fork?

[Trolldor]

http://www.watoday.com.au/lifestyle/lifematters/whats-in-a-handbag-sex-toys-knickers-and-dog-biscuits-20110524-1f1uy.html

Sex toys, screwdrivers and spare knickers are among the items regularly carried around in handbags, according to a survey of women.

The poll confirmed what most men suspect - women really do carry almost everything but the kitchen sink in their handbags, with many ladies also confessing inner handbag "demons" of envy and pride through an emotional attachment to their favourite bags.

Essentials including keys, tissues and make-up were carried alongside sex toys, porn videos, spare
knickers, tarot cards, dog biscuits and a piano tuning fork - just in case.

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Always have clean knickers on, in case you get hit by a bus. If you die with unsuitable knickers on, you will surely die of shame when people find out!

At least, that's what my mummy taught me...

 

[windlenot]

Don't wanna be out of tune for that... Big... Important... Recital?

 

[Argonian alchemist]

My mother kept my baby teeth. But a tuning fork...? really? why? I mean, I know why... but... when?

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Essentials including keys, tissues and make-up were carried alongside sex toys, porn videos, spare
knickers, tarot cards, dog biscuits and a piano tuning fork - just in case.

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

A tuning fork? But... if one had a sex toy, why would one need a tuning fork? I mean, other than to actually tune a piano.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Well, this says something about culture eh? No more money, and drivers licenses in the bag...

 

[SilentCom]

wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny

Haha, I thought the same thing too. But seriously, what are they going to do with a tuning fork? Maybe they're keeping a tiny piano in their purse that needs tuning...

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Huh... I wonder what the number of people that had this things actually was. I mean there can't have been many with tuning forks...

 

[booker]

Am I the only one who thinks the tuning fork would be the most useful item out of " sex toys, porn videos, spare
knickers, [and] tarot cards"?

 

[silversnake4133]

Surely you can not grasp the sheer AWESOMENESS of the Tuning Fork! 8D

*bows down*

 

[loodmoney]

Wait, "Ten of the most unusual things found in handbags were:[...]
7. Vampire voodoo doll"

What is that? Is it a voodoo doll that one uses on vampires? Or is it a doll that just looks like a vampire? Does it need to feed on blood in order to survive?

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I imagine the tuning fork is actual piano players. Maybe I'm thinking about it too logically.

 

[bluepotatosack]

Hey, I know plenty of people that carry around tuning forks. Not as useful as a pitch pipe, but still comes in handy.

 

[Ladette]

I decided to kill two birds with one stone and make the worlds first tuning fork vibrator. Just in case a situation ever came up where I required both.

I almost never carry a bag, and when I do I prefer a drawstring backpack.

I just don't have that much stuff.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Hey, you never know when a tuning fork will come in handy. The moment you don't have one is the moment you need it.

 

[godofallu]

Essentials including keys, tissues and make-up were carried alongside sex toys, porn videos, spare
knickers, tarot cards, dog biscuits and a piano tuning fork - just in case.

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

A tuning fork? But... if one had a sex toy, why would one need a tuning fork? I mean, other than to actually tune a piano.

I don't think it matters to them as long as they getting those good vibrations.

Oh man that pun was music to my ears. Remind me to tune into your posts more often. Seriously, I don't want to sound crazy but that just had a real ring to it "good vibrations". Awesome.

Anyways this article kind of scared me. Now anytime I see a girl holding a bag i'm going to think of old teeth and socks. Not the most sexual things to think about.

 

[Gaiseric]

My mom's purse is as big as a small backpack and weights a good 10-15 pounds.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

I usually carry around a computer bag. You would not believe what I have inside it.

It's a computer XD