Really, REALLY weird dreams...

[Squidden]

Just last night I had the weirdest probably ever: I was on vacation and I just got some new DLC for Red Dead Redemption. In it, John Marston went to a large city. For some reason he got dropped off in a futuristic plane. He went to meet up with some contacts or something where he could get a job. It started out pretty normal except for the futuristic plane. Anyways, a cut scene happened when John Marston was talking with a group of about 5 people in a bar. One of the guys said something and Marston took out a Mac-10 and shot him in the stomach alot of times but the guy didn't die for some reason. Instead he started crying. Soon, police (or some sort of enemy) broke into the bar and the guy who got shot did some performance to get the cops to go away.

After that, they drove in 90's style cars to the crime that they were about to do. After that I don't completely know what happened, but right before I woke up, the last thing I remembered, was that the group that Marston was with and some cops got into a street battle with some kind of aliens. Alot of people were dead, and only me (not Marston, actually me) and some cop were checking the bodies. All of the aliens had bright red smooth Mass Effect-like armor with Death Masks on. The last alive alien took the helmet off, and she was some average looking blonde haired woman with dark silver eyes. She didn't speak and seemed scared, even though she had just invaded our planet with full body armor and an assault rifle.

Then I woke up.

 

[Negatempest]

The weirdest dream I remember...was actually pretty cool. You know those anime's that are long and epic that are based on a group of heroes that don't have much in common but decide to help out each other. I had a dream that felt like it was a full length/season of an anime like that. It really did feel like a LONG anime, even though I was asleep for 7 hours at best it was an adventure of a lifetime. .....I watch too many anime....LOL

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I wanted to get to University by bike, but the street was a little flooded, about one foot deep on my side on the street and getting deeper on the other side, orca-whales lying around in the shallow water trying to get a bite off of me while i cycled my way down the road. At the end of my street there was a police officer and i started yelling at him , why i had to deal with damn killerwhales on my way to uni and the damn police just stands there watching without doing something against those damn whales. Then i rode away to uni (which looked like my old school) and told some friends about it, still ranting about the lazy police that can't even cope with orcas these days.



I actually spoke out the whole rant while sleeping, waking up my gf in one giant WTF moment.


once i had an even weirder one, but it would be to long to type the whole epic tale down right now.

 

[Brandon237]

I had a horrid dream once, that woke me up in a cold sweat...

I was sitting at my computer, looking at some random webpage when I got a call on my cell, A very muffled voice that had most definitely gone through a processor, told me straight up that my best friends and my girlfriend were going to be killed, and once that was done, I too would be. To make it worse it was one of those ultra realistic dreams where you don't know you are dreaming... And the person on the phone identified perfectly where I was, what I was doing and even the web page I was looking at. Creepiest shittiest dream I ever had... Couldn't sleep that night

Although I Think I know why I got that of all nightmares, I am paranoid about death, be it myself, friends or family. And I don't know why, but I get the suspicion that I will die young... not good for the mental state...

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Had one recently, this one was a bit disturbing. I remember laying on my couch with an Ex of mine. I think we were supposed to be sleeping or something but then things took "a turn" and got rather weird. First we got rather beastially BDSM dirty together in very gothy fetishy outfits, after which I gripped her rather abruptly and tried to take a much more cutesy cuddle. Then, like something out of Dead Space, shortly afterwards she turned into some type of zombie-like version of herself, all pale and awkwardly hyper-speed twitchy and kept fighting with me biting on my ribcage. I can't remember much past that, but it was bad enough right there, methinks...

I need some comfort food now... *curls up, hugging her knees*

 

[The Funslinger]

I used to have a recurring dream when I was little, about wandering through ice caves, and being mauled by the fox's mints polar bear

 

[Sensenmann]

I had a dream that there was a poisonous candy shaped like a tooth, my parents immediately sent me on a quest to dispose of it (A la LOTR).
I had another dream last night (both dreams occured last night), that there was a disease that caused death in seconds, where people would basically puke this creamy green diseasy colour and die. The culprit turned out to be a man with a ash-colour face, with features reminiscent of a ghoul.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Inception style Dream within a dream. Let me explain:

I was having a dream about watching a Hitler speech live, and then he called me up to speak, and because of something exeptionally wierd happening I came to the conclusion that it was a dream, and consequently, woke up. To find myself in a futuristic Army billet. Didn't seem odd at the time, however I realized that me and my friend from school had to run away from a horde of zombies. and then I woke up properly, and was left to comprehend the clusterfuck I just endured.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

A fallout dream involving Snoopy and DnD. Seriously. Don't ask.

I can beat that.

Snoopy. Climbing an infinite loop of my elementary schools' staircase. With dumpsters on the landings of the staircase every few floors.