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"Women should have the right to hit men in order to give them a 'warning', but men can never hit a woman, because then it is sexist and just plain wrong, no matter how they do it" - On this very site.
Yeah, that whole "don't ever hit a woman" thing that young boys have been taught is just a way of creating a society of abusive women.

You know, there's this nifty little thing called "Equality", and even though it might not be obtained in this lifetime, we can at least start with either the "don't hit anyone, period" option, or in the case of an escalation to a fist fight, the option of letting both genders have it out.

Believe it or not, this would allow both sides to try to find alternative ways to resolve their bickering before resorting to fighting.

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bat32391 said:
gNetkamiko said:
bat32391 said:
At my high school there was this one girl when I brought dinosaurs in a conversation she butted it and said:

"Dinosaur bones aren't real! They're just tricks the Devil put in the ground to steer the faithful away from the truth of Christianity!"

I shit you not, this crazy ***** was serious. Well this is what I get for living Texas.
Yep, that's my insanely backwards home state for you.
Yeah I know I was born here its really amazing some of the crazy the stuff I hear.
I was in Texas last year, and I was thrown out of 2 diners and refused service from an entire town we were passing through becasue my friend had a bumper sticker that said

"My version: Millions of years of a complex process that we can test and see.
Your version: MAGIC MAN DID IT! LALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING!!"
lmao

Would love to have that bumper sticker, sir. Not only would it piss off a lot of people in my hometown (not to mention several members of my family, my parents included), but it would look great sitting next to the one my husband and I have that says "God was my Co-Pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him". xD

bat32391 said:
Wow really? What part of Texas were you in? I just got a nasty look for saying that only idiots watch Fox News.
That could be just about anywhere in Texas.
 

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Spot1990 said:
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SomeLameStuff said:
'The first 3 Twilight Films are better than the original Star Wars Trilogy' - Mark Kermode

*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
Well, he is entitled to his opinion. But, I do agree that saying it out loud is pretty stupid.
In fairness Kermode takes things in very relative terms. The genre and what the film was actually trying to do is as important to him as the film itself. He absolutely hates Star Wars, thinking it pussified pulp sci-fi (not his exact words).

TBH I think he's giving the director way too much credit. But Kermode at least backs his opinions up.
To quote Roger Ebert, "It's not what the film is about. It's how the film is about it."
It's actually why Kermode and Ebert are my favourite critics. I disagree with them a hell of a lot but at the same time movies I like that other critics slate (the remake of Arthur for instance) tend to get good reviews from those two for mostly the same reasons I like them simply because they know you don't measure every film by the same metric. Ebert gave American Reunion 3 out of 4 stars for christ's sake. While our own Movie Bob refused to even review it because of what it's about and the kind of movie it is. They're generally where you should go for slightly offbeat or genre films because they won't automatically slate it just for being the kind of movie it is. Also they make me reconsider movies I hated and even if I still don't like it I come away seeing some merit.
Well, Moviebob did review "That's My Boy" on his column last week saying that while he didn't like it, he thought it was good for what it was. He doesn't dismiss movies, he just chooses which ones he prefers to see. Something he doesn't get to do a lot as a critic.
Did you see his review for the Raid? He spends like a quarter of that saying he isn't going to review American Reunion basically because "fuck American Reunion and fuck anything that reminds me high school is a thing." It's not that he didn't like it that bothered me, hell I didn't see it.
Yeah, I saw it. The guy didn't like high school. Therefore, he wasn't going to enjoy it whether he saw some objective value in it or not. Seems like a pretty good reason to avoid it to me.
That's basically the point I was making. Ebert and Kermode are my favourite critics because they review everything with an open mind based on it's own merits. Even if, say, they shared Bob's opinion of high school and high school movies they would review it based on "Is this good at doing what it's trying to do?"
But, Bob didn't see the movie. He would if he had no other choice. But he did so he didn't. He didn't think there was no way it would be good. He just thought there was no way he would enjoy himself.
 

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FelixG said:
my favorite stupid quote:

Congratulations, "Mass Effect" crybabies. You've officially set the entire medium back a DECADE as an art form
From our very own Moviebob Chipman!

So folks, how does it feel to be playing 2002 era games again?
I love Moviebob, but I don't know where his mind goes on Twitter.
 

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In my global history class about a month ago we were talking about how Russia's three main new corporations are owned by the government and how certain journalists that are anti-government over there may be "disappearing", this caused one girl in my class to say that the US also makes certain journalists "disappear". I could not facepalm any harder. A few of my other favorites are when people take information from the call of duty series and believes it makes them weapon and military experts. Some of my favorites are; "The M-16 can only fire 3 round bursts," "The desert eagle is the standard issue side arm of the American armed forces," and of course "You can shoot a .50 caliber sniper rifle while standing up."
 

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itsausernamewhatofit said:
Terminate421 said:
Vault101 said:
I take it its pretty easy to get guns in America?

I don't know...in Australia we have stricter gun laws and its not exactally mad max over here
Well its not walk in and buy it like a coke-a-cola.

There are age restrictions, like when you're 21 you can own a handgun. Then there is the whole state laws of what KIND of guns you can have. (No Sawed-offs no silencers). Then there is the whole being able to afford it, then lastly is all the paper work that says the gun you bought is specifically yours. That way, if something happens and they find your gun, it can be traced back to you etc.

Though, you don't see many people having something complex, most people in the U.S. just have something like a family revolver/pistol or a hunting rifle or shotgun. Assault rifles are found but Automatics (That are not made in the US) are outlawed.
Just a few additions to your post:
Handguns are at 21, but you can obtain a rifle or shotgun at 18
Gun law varies quite a bit by state. Some states require a licence or permit to own a gun (mine does not) but all states require a licence for concealed carry.
Those age restrictions are the ones applied to businesses with an FFL (Federal Firearms Licince). For sale or transfer between individuals there is no age restriction on the signing over of firearms not defined as pistols, so it is possible to own a rifle, shotgun, or similar firearm under the age of 18.

Slight nitpick, the term "automatic weapon" refers to any firearm that chambers another round after being fired. Automatic firearms are very common now and one of mine was not manufactured or designed in the US. I hate to be this picky but it's just that it seems like automatic is a very broad term that is often thrown around to mean fully automatic.
One thing I am happy about is how people have taken my little run down. Its a simple explanation of what I'd say the majority would know of gun laws here in the US. I had a few errors but I gave a basic run down.

I'm no weapons expert on laws but I just looked at what laws were for guns here in Georgia. Thankfully, we're relatively lenient but we do have some laws behind them.

BakaMick said:
bat32391 said:
gNetkamiko said:
bat32391 said:
At my high school there was this one girl when I brought dinosaurs in a conversation she butted it and said:

"Dinosaur bones aren't real! They're just tricks the Devil put in the ground to steer the faithful away from the truth of Christianity!"

I shit you not, this crazy ***** was serious. Well this is what I get for living Texas.
Yep, that's my insanely backwards home state for you.
Yeah I know I was born here its really amazing some of the crazy the stuff I hear.
I was in Texas last year, and I was thrown out of 2 diners and refused service from an entire town we were passing through becasue my friend had a bumper sticker that said

"My version: Millions of years of a complex process that we can test and see.
Your version: MAGIC MAN DID IT! LALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING!!"
I'm catholic and I do find that a bit offensive.

Thats like going into a church and shouting at the priest "You're a liar and a thief!"

I don't want to start another one of these but seriously, that bumper sticker was pretty wrong. (Though I will admit it's a 'little' funny, funny on the wrong side but still somewhat funny)

Though I am not crazy, I do feel Dinosaurs existed (As much as 90% of the earth) but just because they exist doesn't mean I kick out my religion.
 

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FelixG said:
my favorite stupid quote:

Congratulations, "Mass Effect" crybabies. You've officially set the entire medium back a DECADE as an art form
From our very own Moviebob Chipman!

So folks, how does it feel to be playing 2002 era games again?
Well I still have this:



So in all honesty, I flip off him and his statement and enjoy the games that I enjoyed then. Then wait for Halo 2 to come out again and enjoy that as well.

Evilpigeon said:
Shooting someone and using a gun is a risk because it's loud and cam leave evidence so you aren't going to shoot someone lightly. But if they're armed then you have a risk that you probably need to take. Unless you're some sort of soldier or expecting the attack you're safer if your attacker thinks you're unarmed, hell scratch that, everyone is safer if the attacker thinks you're unarmed.
Did you ever read this? One unarmed lady and over 30 stab wounds later and it proves how shit works with criminals. And this was in America. She might have been fine with a gun in her self defense. And running away led to her rape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese

I'm not starting this argument, but NOT ALL CRIMINALS ARE THE SAME. You have the little property destruction kind, the mugger, the psycho rapist on LSD and millions of more kinds. A melee weapon is nice to have but there are many problems with that, what if there are more of them? What if the rapist can outrun you? What if you just are not strong enough?

Guns are the great equalizer.
 

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bat32391 said:
At my high school there was this one girl when I brought dinosaurs in a conversation she butted it and said:

"Dinosaur bones aren't real! They're just tricks the Devil put in the ground to steer the faithful away from the truth of Christianity!"

I shit you not, this crazy ***** was serious. Well this is what I get for living Texas.
What is this, I don't even...

It's idiots like this that make my religion look bad.
 

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Reyold said:
bat32391 said:
At my high school there was this one girl when I brought dinosaurs in a conversation she butted it and said:

"Dinosaur bones aren't real! They're just tricks the Devil put in the ground to steer the faithful away from the truth of Christianity!"

I shit you not, this crazy ***** was serious. Well this is what I get for living Texas.
What is this, I don't even...

It's idiots like this that make my religion look bad.
Yeah they really don't help the image do they?
 

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Spot1990 said:
BakaMick said:
bat32391 said:
gNetkamiko said:
bat32391 said:
At my high school there was this one girl when I brought dinosaurs in a conversation she butted it and said:

"Dinosaur bones aren't real! They're just tricks the Devil put in the ground to steer the faithful away from the truth of Christianity!"

I shit you not, this crazy ***** was serious. Well this is what I get for living Texas.
Yep, that's my insanely backwards home state for you.
Yeah I know I was born here its really amazing some of the crazy the stuff I hear.
I was in Texas last year, and I was thrown out of 2 diners and refused service from an entire town we were passing through becasue my friend had a bumper sticker that said

"My version: Millions of years of a complex process that we can test and see.
Your version: MAGIC MAN DID IT! LALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING!!"
Really, people got upset because you insulted them? Imagine that. I'm an atheist and I support freedom of speech but that doesn't mean people have to like it when you insult their beliefs.
Hey, I didn't say anything about them or their beliefs. I'm Athiest, but I'm not going to put someone down becasue they belive in a higher being. My mate has had that bumper sticker on his car for 4 years, and the people got upset with me because I got out of that car.

Terminate421 said:
I'm catholic and I do find that a bit offensive.

Thats like going into a church and shouting at the priest "You're a liar and a thief!"

I don't want to start another one of these but seriously, that bumper sticker was pretty wrong. (Though I will admit it's a 'little' funny, funny on the wrong side but still somewhat funny)

Though I am not crazy, I do feel Dinosaurs existed (As much as 90% of the earth) but just because they exist doesn't mean I kick out my religion.
My friend is just more vocal about his Athiesm, as any Athiest would be growing up in Texas, he has had 23 years of arguing with people who just shout bible passages at him when he tries to have a normal descussion about it, most of the time the people he ends up argueing with are not even the people he was talking to in the first place, just randomers who don't like what he is saying and, literaly, condemn him for it. That bumper sticker is his way of expressing his frustration with those people.
 

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Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
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thebobmaster said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
SomeLameStuff said:
'The first 3 Twilight Films are better than the original Star Wars Trilogy' - Mark Kermode

*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
Well, he is entitled to his opinion. But, I do agree that saying it out loud is pretty stupid.
In fairness Kermode takes things in very relative terms. The genre and what the film was actually trying to do is as important to him as the film itself. He absolutely hates Star Wars, thinking it pussified pulp sci-fi (not his exact words).

TBH I think he's giving the director way too much credit. But Kermode at least backs his opinions up.
To quote Roger Ebert, "It's not what the film is about. It's how the film is about it."
It's actually why Kermode and Ebert are my favourite critics. I disagree with them a hell of a lot but at the same time movies I like that other critics slate (the remake of Arthur for instance) tend to get good reviews from those two for mostly the same reasons I like them simply because they know you don't measure every film by the same metric. Ebert gave American Reunion 3 out of 4 stars for christ's sake. While our own Movie Bob refused to even review it because of what it's about and the kind of movie it is. They're generally where you should go for slightly offbeat or genre films because they won't automatically slate it just for being the kind of movie it is. Also they make me reconsider movies I hated and even if I still don't like it I come away seeing some merit.
Well, Moviebob did review "That's My Boy" on his column last week saying that while he didn't like it, he thought it was good for what it was. He doesn't dismiss movies, he just chooses which ones he prefers to see. Something he doesn't get to do a lot as a critic.
Did you see his review for the Raid? He spends like a quarter of that saying he isn't going to review American Reunion basically because "fuck American Reunion and fuck anything that reminds me high school is a thing." It's not that he didn't like it that bothered me, hell I didn't see it.
Yeah, I saw it. The guy didn't like high school. Therefore, he wasn't going to enjoy it whether he saw some objective value in it or not. Seems like a pretty good reason to avoid it to me.
That's basically the point I was making. Ebert and Kermode are my favourite critics because they review everything with an open mind based on it's own merits. Even if, say, they shared Bob's opinion of high school and high school movies they would review it based on "Is this good at doing what it's trying to do?"
But, Bob didn't see the movie. He would if he had no other choice. But he did so he didn't. He didn't think there was no way it would be good. He just thought there was no way he would enjoy himself.
You do realise you're not even disagreeing with me right? All I'm saying is Kermode and Ebert will review anything with an open mind (unlike Bob) and your response is Bob didn't even watch it because he didn't think he'd like it.
Oh right, yeah. You're right. I'm not disagreeing with you. But, you did ignore my "That's My Boy" example I brought up first.
 

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Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
Spot1990 said:
thebobmaster said:
Spot1990 said:
uneek said:
SomeLameStuff said:
'The first 3 Twilight Films are better than the original Star Wars Trilogy' - Mark Kermode

*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
Well, he is entitled to his opinion. But, I do agree that saying it out loud is pretty stupid.
In fairness Kermode takes things in very relative terms. The genre and what the film was actually trying to do is as important to him as the film itself. He absolutely hates Star Wars, thinking it pussified pulp sci-fi (not his exact words).

TBH I think he's giving the director way too much credit. But Kermode at least backs his opinions up.
To quote Roger Ebert, "It's not what the film is about. It's how the film is about it."
It's actually why Kermode and Ebert are my favourite critics. I disagree with them a hell of a lot but at the same time movies I like that other critics slate (the remake of Arthur for instance) tend to get good reviews from those two for mostly the same reasons I like them simply because they know you don't measure every film by the same metric. Ebert gave American Reunion 3 out of 4 stars for christ's sake. While our own Movie Bob refused to even review it because of what it's about and the kind of movie it is. They're generally where you should go for slightly offbeat or genre films because they won't automatically slate it just for being the kind of movie it is. Also they make me reconsider movies I hated and even if I still don't like it I come away seeing some merit.
Well, Moviebob did review "That's My Boy" on his column last week saying that while he didn't like it, he thought it was good for what it was. He doesn't dismiss movies, he just chooses which ones he prefers to see. Something he doesn't get to do a lot as a critic.
Did you see his review for the Raid? He spends like a quarter of that saying he isn't going to review American Reunion basically because "fuck American Reunion and fuck anything that reminds me high school is a thing." It's not that he didn't like it that bothered me, hell I didn't see it.
Yeah, I saw it. The guy didn't like high school. Therefore, he wasn't going to enjoy it whether he saw some objective value in it or not. Seems like a pretty good reason to avoid it to me.
That's basically the point I was making. Ebert and Kermode are my favourite critics because they review everything with an open mind based on it's own merits. Even if, say, they shared Bob's opinion of high school and high school movies they would review it based on "Is this good at doing what it's trying to do?"
But, Bob didn't see the movie. He would if he had no other choice. But he did so he didn't. He didn't think there was no way it would be good. He just thought there was no way he would enjoy himself.
You do realise you're not even disagreeing with me right? All I'm saying is Kermode and Ebert will review anything with an open mind (unlike Bob) and your response is Bob didn't even watch it because he didn't think he'd like it.
Oh right, yeah. You're right. I'm not disagreeing with you. But, you did ignore my "That's My Boy" example I brought up first.
Ok fair enough. The example doesn't disprove my point. Sure he doesn't always just dismiss films out of hand, but he does do it and that's my point.
Well, okay then.
 

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Yeah, my religion is full of idiots. I will admit that. "Religion is flawed because man is flawed"

Hell, I've been talked down from a catholic because I said "God's pretty lenient about Jerking off", you know what I did? Flipped him off and moved on, mostly because It was the unspoppable force meets an immovable object.

To your friend though, it is understandable to 'defend' one's self from people like them. But there are plenty times where its hard to defend oneself for the bumper sticker. Its kinda like saying "Fuck you, I'm sorry but I have to say that to you because I am right"

I'm glad you've been understanding here, some on this site feel the need to tell me I am wrong for believing in a higer power and LOVING George Carlin, Supporting Gay Rights, or just flat out believing that Velociraptors were badass.
 

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"So how did your boyfriend get you into gaming?"

Blaaaagh, such a stupid question.
Usually it's followed with:

"He didn't"
"Who did then?"
"I... did"

I can understand being surprised but I can't understand being dumb about it.

Oh, and... some members of my family believe that magic is real but science just doesn't want you to know about it. So. Yeah. That happened.
 

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Here's one my friend likes to say:

"Fuck Nintendo, I hate their consoles; but I don't hate the company."

WAT. This is a general summary of his opinion towards the Big N. And its rather insulting that he disowns a company just for reinventing motion controls. Also, he makes huge generalizations that Nintendo games are not "hardcore" or "engaging".

He keeps using those words, though I'm sure he doesn't know what he's talking about.
 

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Binnsyboy said:
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That's not how it works at all, and it will never work like that.

"Disarming the innocent does not protect the innocent". Or as I like to say, "DUH!"
Except that it does work like in many other countries, criminals are mostly disorganised and to get hold of a weapon with sufficient control and enforcement you have to be very well organised. And, you know what unless in your society is carrying around a handgun at all times, it's more likely that the attacker is going to be the one armed. You stand a much better chance of getting away from someone with a knife than a gun.

I understand that the US is perhaps too far down the rabbit hole for an immediate ban on guns to be effective but phasing them out over a long period of time could work.
There's a little less gun crime in places like here in Britain, but there's plenty of knife crime to make up for that.

I'd much prefer a situation where everyone is encouraged to have carry guns, with an amount of mandatory shooting, safety and situational training. A prospective criminal would think twice, because chances are every target is armed. People say that would just cause more death overall, but that's not necessarily true. If it's the common knowledge that everyone around you can protect themselves, it makes crime as a whole far, far less inviting and over time, there's a good chance it could lower hugely.

Plus I've always held the view that once someone (e.g. a mugger or rapist) puts someone else's base human rights secondary to their own personal wants, they sacrifice priority for their own rights. Fair is fair, after all.

And I have had many conversations with people who, if it weren't for carry weapons, wouldn't be able to safely go out alone at night. One of whom is an escapist here I won't mention because it would probably be quite rude to randomly throw her into this.

With or without weapons, people will find ways to at least have the ability to kill each other. Hell, I know how to kill someone with a damn newspaper. With that in mind, I much prefer a world where your bogstandard guy can protect himself.
Knife crime is much less deadly and it's much easier to escape
Not true, because the mugger isn't going to behave the same with a knife as he is with a gun. They utilize the knife differently, hence why, when it occurs, knife crime is as fatal as gun crime.
there's also less risk of your mugger simply attacking you
I think I've made it clear that if someone has chosen to assault someone or mug them with a weapon, I no longer give a shit about the mugger's safety.

Okay, your first premise: Everyone is armed and trained in the use of a weapon. This means everyone with access to a gun, so both sides of the law. Or, in fact unless you make it mandatory to own a gun it'll go more like this; Your mugger will have a gun and there will be a % of the civilian population who're likely to be armed.
The way it's meant to work is that you can't commit assault/mugging so simply because everyone who sees it has a means to stop it, which is one hell of a deterrent. Anything that was attempted would either quickly end with the mugger being injured or killed (once again, the prevention of that is a low priority to me) or a dragged out hostage situation, which if I were a mugger wouldn't seem worth it, especially because it's almost impossible to get away with.

Now, how does premditated violent crime work?
You take your opponent by surprise, get the situation under control, get what you came for and get out.

So now, still on the criminal:

Your target is probably armed.

Your target is probably not armed.

Shooting someone and using a gun is a risk because it's loud and cam leave evidence so you aren't going to shoot someone lightly. But if they're armed then you have a risk that you probably need to take. Unless you're some sort of soldier or expecting the attack you're safer if your attacker thinks you're unarmed, hell scratch that, everyone is safer if the attacker thinks you're unarmed.

Guns are not good for self defence
You can say that all you like, but as I've said, the fact is I know too many people who are only safe going out at night because they can carry a gun to believe that. Once again, with the proper amount of care, it's the best deterrent, along with the above fact that if everyone carried guns, petty crime would have too great a risk tied to it.
It's irrelevant that you can kill people anyway, deadliness is not black and white, it's more of a scale. A gun is an order of magnitude more deadly than necessary, arming both sides with something so powerful leads to unnecessary escalation and dramatically increases the chance that someone is going to die, essentially for reasons of history and national pride.
But people die anyway. You're just as dead stabbed as if you're dead shot, and once again, my point is that the presence of guns in that world would reduce crime, and therefore reduce death. I'm not claiming it would be a perfect solution, but it's better than removing legal access to weapons all together.

For instance, here in Britain, the country famous for not even arming its police, the black market gun trade for criminals is alive and well. And to that, you're going to say legal guns puts more guns on the black market, but I'm looking more at having a larger percentage of guns present in the hands of innocent people to protect themselves than in the hands of criminals. That, in my opinion, will do more good.

Your bogstandard guy stands a much, much better chance when weapons aren't involved.
True, but there being no weapons involved is a fairy tale state. Unless you're an idealistic six year old, you're aware of this. Once again: Criminals. Black Market.
Ahh fuck I'm actually going to have to go find data aren't I? -.-

This is going to end with me bringing up crime statistics and being told that it has nothing to do with the number of weapons, just as Terminator421 said in his first post. Ah well, can't win on the internet can you?

Tell you what, I'ma write down how I reckon it'll work, then go find stuff and see if I'm right.

"If you get stabbed, it's as deadly as being shot"

My guess would be less deadly, a knife is easier to use and it's rare the criminal is actually trying to kill people. It does less damage than a bullet as well.

"my point is that the presence of guns in that world would reduce crime"

This is where the bit about crime statistics comes in. I also kinda wonder what is necessary for something to be classed as knife or gun crime. But seriously, people do not attack you by walking up to you and giving you a chance to pull a weapon, it's rare that you being armed makes a difference. It's even more rare with guns involved.

"the black market gun trade for criminals is alive and well"

Come on, that's a silly comment. You can't seriously think that there is a high chance of guns being involved unless we're talking organised crime in the UK. My whole premise is that it doesn't matter all that much if civilians are armed.

Telling me that people are only safe to go out at night because guns is irrelevant. It's probably not true that they're only safe because they're carrying a gun but obviously if they're available it's going to give you the best sense of security.

"And to that, you're going to say legal guns puts more guns on the black market"

There might be, not sure. It is certain however that a larger percentage of potential criminals are going to be able to get their hands on something when it's possible buy it in a shop.

"True, but there being no weapons involved is a fairy tale state. Unless you're an idealistic six year old, you're aware of this. Once again: Criminals. Black Market."

So now after acknowledging that people having no weapons is the best scenario that people being armed with less deadly weapons is somehow worse than escalating things. Your average criminal in the Uk does not have access to a gun, unless you're 6 you'll understand that the black market isn't magic, it quite simply can't come anywhere near matching the availability of making something legal.


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Time to go do some research, see if this is right.



First and most obvious comparison, honestly didn't expect someone to actually even try and contend that there's more gun crime in the US.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/jan/10/gun-crime-us-state

You would not believe how hard it is to find Reliable looking data on UK gun crime that's under 5 years old.

www.parliament.uk/briefing-papers/SN01940.pdf

Best I can find.

Alright, according to the first article 8,775 where shot and killed in the US as a result of firearm gun crime in 2010.

The total number of crimes committed where a firearm was probably used in the Uk is 11,870 - this includes people with air rifles, air pistols which account for 4436 of the 11,000. Of the remaining 7434 gun crimes, just above 20% were done with fake guns. So there were 5947 crimes committed in the Uk using a real gun.

Of these 499 end up with someone either getting seriously hurt or dying. 58 people were killed using a gun.

311m people in the US

http://www.google.co.uk/publicdata/explore?ds=kf7tgg1uo9ude_&met_y=population&idim=country:US&dl=en&hl=en&q=population+us

62m people in the UK

http://www.google.co.uk/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=sp_pop_totl&idim=country:GBR&dl=en&hl=en&q=population+uk

Below is worked out using the above:

% of the population shot and killed:

US: 2.82*10^-3 % of the population shot last year. 0.00282%

Uk: 9.35*10^-5 % of the population shot last year. 0.00000935%

Parlimentary pdf says gun crime accounts for 9% of homicide in the UK. Going to assume this means that 58 = 9% of murders in the UK. therefore there were around 644 murders in the Uk last year.

So 0.00103% of the Uk population was deliberately killed last year. So total number of deaths versus only Us firearms deaths and we still come out with less than half as many, proportional to population. You might also be interested to know that finland has the highest murder rate in Europe and also has the highest gun ownership excluding Switzerland.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/20/murder-rate-lowest-12-years

There's more i could do about violent crime in general but this took a long time, kinda interesting though. I think violent crime in general is more even (from what I skimmed). But this all ties back into what I was saying originally when guns are not involved crime is nowhere near as deadly, according to this data and what I've worked out it is in fact half as deadly. I doubt you can be arsed to go through all this, I only did it because I like to make sure I'm on the right side of the argument. Ah well, there was a little bit of rounding involved with the % and population figures but I gave you all the numbers I used so you should be able to replicate my results should you feel like checking them.
 

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Terminate421 said:
Vault101 said:
Terminate421 said:
Thats not how gun crimes work simply.

By taking away guns from common citizens, CRIMINALS will not be as afraid to use their guns because they know the common citizen they feel like robbing/raping/killing will not be able to equal the playing field (using a gun) without it being illegal.

Too many factors including Police Response time, location, culture, user, and just over all situation make it impossible to say "Just take them away" (I don't even want to have that right taken away)

Besides, one of Americas founding ideas was to have the right to own a fire arm, it'd be a shit idea to take that idea away because of technological advances.
I take it its pretty easy to get guns in America?

I don't know...in Australia we have stricter gun laws and its not exactally mad max over here
Well its not walk in and buy it like a coke-a-cola.

There are age restrictions, like when you're 21 you can own a handgun. Then there is the whole state laws of what KIND of guns you can have. (No Sawed-offs no silencers). Then there is the whole being able to afford it, then lastly is all the paper work that says the gun you bought is specifically yours. That way, if something happens and they find your gun, it can be traced back to you etc.

Though, you don't see many people having something complex, most people in the U.S. just have something like a family revolver/pistol or a hunting rifle or shotgun. Assault rifles are found but Automatics (That are not made in the US) are outlawed.
Actually, suppressors, short barreled rifles, sawed-offs and all forms (imported and domestic) of fully automatic firearms can be owned in the US (so long as the full autos where manufactured before a specific date in 1986). The catch is there is a much more stringent background checking process reserved for people who wish to own those types of firearms.

There are some STATE laws that dictate what you can and cannot own in regards to the aforementioned devices, but in most states, it's all legal, so long as you pass the federal check.
 

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"All religions are wrong because science is always right. I can't stand living in a world where people believe in some deity while CONSTANTLY oppressing others"
I agree with pretty much all others, but this one is kinda defensible to a certain extent. It depends on WHERE in the world this is being presented and how is it phrased. That exact quote... no, I wouldn't agree with someone who asserted it. But if it was rephrased to "Religious ideas do not have the same weight as scientific ideas, as they usually have no basis whatsoever for their claims, and while science might be wrong sometimes, the whole purpose of its core method is to always be open to accept new notions that replace or improve the old ones. I can't stand living in a world where people clutching their archaic ideas are holding back our development as a species."... I would clap.

And on the note of GUNS. I live in Argentina, a country with though gun-control laws. And yes, we have a famous case of self-defense now, google "Baby Etchecopar gun" and you'll find something about it and be able to draw your conclusions. But, here's the catch. If delinquents know chances are you are not armed, in most cases, they won't be armed either, because the conviction is a hell of a lot lighter in case they are caught, so there won't be any bloodshed. Armed self-defense might also end up biting you in the ass, specially since people DON'T know self-defense laws, and shoot to kill, not to protect themselves after the robber is no longer a threat but to extract revenge for the attempted burglary or out of a sense of power and self-righteousness, and thus, end up (DESERVEDLY) going to jail. It reduces the amount of deaths in general. Even among criminals. And yes, I don't want them dead. I want them jailed. In an overwhelming majority of cases, you won't be killed if you surrender your belongings. It's most assuredly frustrating, but its your life...
Also, death is not a punishment that's proportional to the offense committed. In the heat for the moment, you might think so. You work hard for your shit. This low-life scumbag wants to take it. Fuck him, you shoot. You're angry and too close to the act in question. That's why it's up to the judicial system to decide and make a cold, calculated, rational call. Not up to you, heated up, angry, high on adrenaline and holding a gun.
And, to close up, its was my understanding that there's a higher chance you'll shoot someone you know than a robber if you have a gun in the house. I'm aware there's an argument being made for guns being for self-defense, but... it takes more training handling it to incapacitate someone than it does to kill them. Ergo, the gun is made for killing people. If it's easier to kill with it than it is to render incapable of harm (without causing death), then it's an instrument of killing. Not of self-defense like a stun gun (unless you shoot someone with a cardiac condition like that incident in Canada but chances are your typical rapist/robber/Fox News Anchor won't be one of them) or a pepper spray.

Just as above, it depends on how the argument is put. You can't just choose the worse possible way to present it (or a similar, weaker one) to dispute the idea. But the thread is on the stupidity of people sayings so there's a chance the problem is not the idea, but that persons presentation and understanding of it.