Reasons why Oblvion is better than real life

[Kinguendo]

Never farting.

But also no girlfriend to push under the blankets if you did

Hahahaha!

Hmm, also you would have a loin cloth that you could never remove!?!

 

[Rhob Anybody]

The fact when you jump into the water be it sea or stream you dont just jump out again going "Damn thats cold.... I think I've just changed gendre.... I mean my genitals have dissapeared inside and my nipples are huuuuuge!!!"

 

[Izakflashman]

Also you got soapy tit wanks from hot dark elves.

EDIT: Don't give me that look, someone had to say it.

Dunno what version you played but I want it.

I second that.

Why is Oblivion better than real life? You can stop playing.

You can stop playing life to.

 

[Kinguendo]

Also you got soapy tit wanks from hot dark elves.

EDIT: Don't give me that look, someone had to say it.

Dunno what version you played but I want it.

I second that.

Why is Oblivion better than real life? You can stop playing.

You can stop playing life to.

Yeah, but stop playing life and it is permanent, you can just switch Oblivion back on.

 

[Izakflashman]

I like how you can just rip a bear's/wolf's pelt of with your bare hands as well.

Yeah that was pretty cool, but what got me was the fact that you could do that and the Wolf/bear/imp/whatever still looked excetly te same.

Yerr, seeing a mutilated imp corpse would really brighten up the game.

You ask me those Imps were born mutilated, ugly mofos.

Jeeze. All your posts make me crack up. I'm still laughing.

 

[Cheesebob]

You can ride an invincable horse which can carry your shit for you.

INVINCEABLE. HORSE.

 

[hearty0]

Also you got soapy tit wanks from hot dark elves.

EDIT: Don't give me that look, someone had to say it.

Dunno what version you played but I want it.

I second that.

Why is Oblivion better than real life? You can stop playing.

You can stop playing life to.

Yeah, but stop playing life and it is permanent, you can just switch Oblivion back on.

ARE YOU TEH MINDREADER?

Oh yea and if someone bugged you, you could take them to the aptly named Dive Rock and arrange an "accident".

 

[Darkhill]

You can ride an invincable horse which can carry your shit for you.

INVINCEABLE. HORSE.

INVINCEABLE HOARSE!!!!!!!!!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Never farting.

But also no girlfriend to push under the blankets if you did

Hahahaha!

Hmm, also you would have a loin cloth that you could never remove!?!

Oh God I just realised how smelly my Orc's crotch must be...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

You can download mods for rideable dragons, new worlds and awesome (and free) weapons. I mean, I want a dragon in real life.

 

[Darkhill]

You can download mods for rideable dragons, new worlds and awesome (and free) weapons. I mean, I want a dragon in real life.

I don't. Try cleaning up after it.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

You can download mods for rideable dragons, new worlds and awesome (and free) weapons. I mean, I want a dragon in real life.

I don't. Try cleaning up after it.

Ah, well no one shits in oblivion. So a constipated dragon. I want a constipated dragon in real life!

 

[Darkhill]

I want a constipated dragon in real life!

Can't say I hear that everyday...

Anyway, it'd just be stroppy.

 

[Fablaam]

If you knock your Shadowmere unconscious you can store millions of tons on items inside her body!

 

[zauxz]

In real life if you eat a strange plant you will not get the ability to see in the dark, walk on water, or become invisible.
I have tried, You just throw up and fell dizzy for a few hours.

 

[Syntax Error]

Fast travel. Bar none. And I can finally have armor on my horses. ARMOR ON MY HORSES!!!!

 

[The_Rev]

Crouching in a corner makes you invisible, great for when the Jehovas witnesses call round

Also you got soapy tit wanks from foxy night elves.

EDIT: Don't give me that look, someone had to say it.

HAhahahahahh!!!!! Awesome....

 

[Fraught]

-Days go very, very fast, so by the time we are here, the sun would've already faded away.
-Everyone has the same voice, there are only 3 kind of different voices in the world.
-Daedric Princes are there to mess your shit up, can't live a normal life.
-Any man can sneak behind you, kill you, run away.
-Guards know that you committed a crime, although they didn't see it.
-You can't lift your feet.
-You can't move your arms much.
-You can't smile.
-You can't look around with your eyes, you can only turn with your whole body.
-Same as previous, but with your head.
-There obviously isn't much human communication, in terms of physical and verbal. Pretty much all you do during your life is do quests and deal with weird cults, and buy things from shops (books, equipment, scrolls).

Yeah, I know, those weren't exactly positive arguments to the whole "Oblivion is better than real-life", but I balanced it out, kinda.

Anyway, most of the things everyone says here is the things that are meant to make the game fun, that are in almost all games ever (well, atleast a good lot).
So why exactly TES IV: Oblivion?

 

[JokerGrin]

Also you got soapy tit wanks from foxy night elves.

Heh I knew the version I got was lacking that certain "something".

Great thread miracle mate!