Reasons why Oblvion is better than real life

[MiracleOfSound]

You can summon Demons from Hell to be your friends.

Just like on the Escapist.

 

[frank220]

Your horse can ride straight up a mountain like it has suction cup hooves.

 

[Nincompoop]

Any and all wounds can be healed by sleeping as little as one hour.

Or waiting =D

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Your horse can ride straight up a mountain like it has suction cup hooves.

Until it reaches the fatal angle of mountain face... the most abrupt end to a gallop since the last line of The Trooper.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You can summon Demons from Hell to be your friends.

Just like on the Escapist.

Ba-dum-tish!

Yeah. I meant you, you sexy demon.

 

[Trendkill6]

I can blow stuff up just by hyperextending my arm!

 

[SimuLord]

no one cares if you rob corpses

Tell that to Agarmir.

Cast "Fortify Fatigue" on yourself a couple thousand times, go to your local Mages Guild to buy a Cure Disease spell, and never have to worry about getting sick again. Old age can apparently still take its toll, but you'll live to your natural lifespan, guaranteed.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

no one cares if you rob corpses

Tell that to Agarmir.

Cast "Fortify Fatigue" on yourself a couple thousand times, go to your local Mages Guild to buy a Cure Disease spell, and never have to worry about getting sick again. Old age can apparently still take its toll, but you'll live to your natural lifespan, guaranteed.

Agarmir is dead, I caught him engaging in some necrophilia on Green Emperor Way and was so tuned on, I mean disgusted that I beat him to death in a fit of pleasure, I mean anger.

 

[DND Judgement]

oblivion better than real life... stating the obvious much...

 

[Pimppeter2]

MUDCRABS!!!

 

[Supernova2000]

You can achieve the highest rank in the mages guild after the current boss becomes bored with life, kills himself and sticks his soul in a gem to give you the ability to say 'no' when the notorious King of Worms asks you to join him in his great worm crusade, so that you can then kill him in just 1 sword swing, leaving you to wonder what all the bloody fuss was about. All without ever having to cast a single spell.

 

[DuplicateValue]

M'aiq knows much, tells some.
Mudcrabs.
Invisibility.
Teleporting.

Oh yeah I remember him......M'aiq The Liar, yeah?
Is he actually there for any reason in particular? 'Cos when I found him he was just running really fast down the road to Anvil....

 

[DuplicateValue]

Talking to people mid-jump, will cause you to defy gravity by freezing you in mid-air. =]

 

[Instant K4rma]

You can have the exact same conversation with the same exact people every day!

"Mudcrabs; their the worst. Disgusting creatures!"

 

[D-Roy]

The god damn hilarius shivering isle! the whole places is so f***** up you wont need drugs anymore cuz going there is like a trip it self. by the way is there more crazy and funnier game character than sheogorath?

 

[evan573]

life would be soooooooooo much simpler, with magic of course.

 

[Rankaratar]

You can pick up forks with your mind.

 

[watergirl]

Breaking out of jail is painfully simple.
You can rid yourself of any criminal record by paying some money to some people.
killing people is okay as long as you have enough money.

LOL, just like real life.