Reasons why Oblvion is better than real life
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You can fill an entire street with potatoes and cabbages and nobody bats an eyelid..
Oblivion > Life.
Oblivion > Life.
You can become an unkillable badass by switching a bar all the way to the Easy side.
Armor, no matter how heavy, becomes lighter with enough use.
You get to kill stuff... and no one can stop you! >
Armor, no matter how heavy, becomes lighter with enough use.
You get to kill stuff... and no one can stop you! >
Nah, he's just a easter egg.DuplicateValue said:
M'Aiq on Multiplayer :
"M'Aiq does not know this word. You wish others to help you in your quest? Coward! If you must, search for the Argonian Im-Leet, or perhaps the big Nord, Rolf the Uber. They will certainly wish to join you."
We were all thinking it. Someone to say it indeed.bodyklok said:
I think the whole thing of being hailed as a thief as soon as you picked something up in a shop to look at it would get old.
Oh, and you can bribe girls into liking you.
I hate Oblivion too, that's why I like this particular thread, we're all mercilessly listing those aspects ranging from silly, like how 2-handed weapons are attached to your back via invisible velcro to pure walking-up-to-a-pride-of-lions-dressed-as-a-steakingly stupid like the king of worms scenario.darthzew said:
Yeah, Patrick Stewart is the only decent voice actor in the game and he's only in it for about 5-10 minutes.
We forgot the best one
BECOME A DANM GOD (Mortel god) you know because you are mega awsome and if your my character you would be the head of the:
Fighters Guild
Thiefs Guild
Mages Guild
Dark Brotherhood
etc (champion of etc)
Thing I would hate is that you go up to someguy and say,
You:I will eat you and drink your bodily fluids because I speak to dead people and I own a whole entire castle and armoury....
Him: Hmm you seem fit, you running alot?
You: WTF did you hear me!
Him: Wanna come back to my place?
You: What!
Him: Nice day sir
You:.....umm what just happend.....screw this (kills dude)
BECOME A DANM GOD (Mortel god) you know because you are mega awsome and if your my character you would be the head of the:
Fighters Guild
Thiefs Guild
Mages Guild
Dark Brotherhood
etc (champion of etc)
Thing I would hate is that you go up to someguy and say,
You:I will eat you and drink your bodily fluids because I speak to dead people and I own a whole entire castle and armoury....
Him: Hmm you seem fit, you running alot?
You: WTF did you hear me!
Him: Wanna come back to my place?
You: What!
Him: Nice day sir
You:.....umm what just happend.....screw this (kills dude)
You can become the head of all guilds in a few days even though the other members of the guilds have been working much much longer than you and have far more loyalty.
You can use a dagger to stop a warhammer strike dead in it's tracks.
You can become a master of the sword yet you're still swinging it around like a kid with a toy in a tantrum, which also includes a bit of balet (you'll notice in 3rd person view), ie when you do a spinning attack.
You can become a master of the sword yet you're still swinging it around like a kid with a toy in a tantrum, which also includes a bit of balet (you'll notice in 3rd person view), ie when you do a spinning attack.
I get a kid with hair like a Hersheys Kiss following me everywhere so I can kill him?
That was always great.
I can break into peoples house at night, murder them in their sleep, steal all their wordly goods and get out without ever having to face consequences?
Yeah
That was always great.
I can break into peoples house at night, murder them in their sleep, steal all their wordly goods and get out without ever having to face consequences?
Yeah
Lucien Lachance is there.
People at friendly settlements will let you into their houses no matter who you are.
The currency looks SO COOL. I have a Septim coin from a Collector's Edition, and it's seriously the best thing ever. Be a ***** to carry around in quantaties, though.
People at friendly settlements will let you into their houses no matter who you are.
The currency looks SO COOL. I have a Septim coin from a Collector's Edition, and it's seriously the best thing ever. Be a ***** to carry around in quantaties, though.
