Rebecca Black Conspiracy!

[Zer_]

Oh man, this is some juicy stuff. Who would've thought...

Spoiler

Rebecca Black is a time traveling assassin!!!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

For people who don't want to listen to the video, it's an exact reading of

Heard it before. Still think it's just people pulling words out of the air.

 

[hazabaza1]

What the shit did I just watch.
And why does it make sense?

 

[SilentCom]

It gets greyer.

Bieber is acutally her father... and her mother.

Well that makes sense.

OT: Actually it's just a funny coincidence... or is it.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

This is why I am highly sceptical of all conspiracy theories, you can find eerie coincidences in anything, also I think some of these facts may have been made up, After a quick google search I believe Samuel Kickin was not a driver in the car, Kennedy wasn't going to sign anything about buses, and I doubt that anyone would have recorded what he had for breakfast in such detail. Yes I know no one believes it anyway, but its interesting that virtually every fact is blatantly wrong, and you wouldn't even think to question it.

 

[MarsProbe]

That has to be a joke. There's no way anyone could take this kind of notion so seriously they would need to go so far as to dig out their digitally altered saturday morning villain voice.

Though the concept of Rebecca Black as a time travelling assassin was good for a laugh. Perhaps it was her controlling that spacesuit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

She took care of his brother too!

THE COMMUNIST APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!

 

[ScoopMeister]

Brilliant theory, shame its a load of bull though. It would be great if all of this was actually true.

 

[yndsu]

Yeah, she is an assassin. Only that she was not sent back in
time to kill JFK, she was sent back to kill the brain cells of
anyone listening to her song. And then to make them all part
of her zombie army with what she will try to kill Sarah Conner.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Wait if she was sent back in time to kill Kennedy does that mean there is an alternate dimension where kennedy wasn't killed? sign me up!

 

[artanis_neravar]

Wait if she was sent back in time to kill Kennedy does that mean there is an alternate dimension where kennedy wasn't killed? sign me up!

If she was sent back in time to kill Kennedy, doesn't that mean that The Doctor can go back and stop it? sign me up!

 

[Super Toast]

This is clearly 100% fact. Doomsday is upon us.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Wait if she was sent back in time to kill Kennedy does that mean there is an alternate dimension where kennedy wasn't killed? sign me up!

Spoiler: That reality has a warning sign you know.

OT: So... If her plan was to assassinate JFK, what does she get out of it?

 

[DJDarque]

There's More: Kennedy suffered from Short Leg Syndrome (one was shorter than the other), which caused him severe back pain, which in turn led to his addiction to pain killers. On the day of the assassination, Kennedy was wearing a back brace that made it impossible for him crouch down and avoid fire from the book depository (or the grassy knoll).

Now remember that dorky girl sitting in the back seat of the car in the Rebecca Black video?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz8vx6GHf1qziw1wo1_250.gif

BRACES!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G5bsiBZILi0/SudnMHg4O6I/AAAAAAAAAgQ/vH_nhsTNGYE/s320/dramatic_gopher.jpg

I'm more concerned about the fact that she considers that dancing.