Rebellion!

[implodingMan]

I can't count my teenage consumption of alcohol and marijuana as rebellion because I wasn't really rebelling against anything. I wasn't trying to get back at society or prove any kind of point. It was just a good social lubricant.

Plus my parents didn't give two shits. The only talk I ever got was "if you drink and drive I will kill you".

Every other authority is generally to incompetent to give me cause to rebel.

 

[neoman10]

I killed the mayor and assumed responsibilities over the country of Kenya

go figure

 

[Good morning blues]

Once I got sick of my parents keeping me down I moved out. Does that count?

If not, probably protests

 

[GenHellspawn]

At the summer dance in high school (last day of school, senior year), I found out that 1) The music pouring into the gym was coming from an Internet radio, and 2) 2/3rds of the people in the dance absolutely hated the music (Pop and rap music). So I decided so unplug the speakers, and plugged them into my turntable (I was in the music room, that's why it was there) and played some bitchin' music.
Even better, there was only one or two people supervising, and they frankly couldn't give a rat's ass. In fact, from what some people told me, they actually liked my music better than the claptrap from the radio station (I don't blame them, it all sucked).

 

[full_empty]

Weed and Vodka(under age), that is all.

 

[Frosk]

Dyed my hair dark blue, stayed out all night, and other general teenage stuff that kids do to their parents.

Participated in a protest over the dress code at school, peaceful no one got hurt or suspended. To top it all off, it worked, we got the code changed.

 

[Beowulf DW]

During a particularly nasty argument I had with my dad, he marched over to me a grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and dropped the volume of his voice so that instead of bellowing, he was speaking in a calm, cold fury. In the past, whenever he made this vocal transition, I had always gotten scared, shut up, and yielded the argument. However, this time I just started giggling. I stopped just short of laughing right in my dad's face. I don't know what the hell I thought was so hilarious. Perhaps I just found the situation utterly rediculous. Who knows?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Hmm, perhaps it's because I'm only 15 but I haven't had much reason or opportunity to take any sort of rebellious action against anything. It'd be more trouble to actually take the rebellious action than sit back and cruise through life (for now) with the many privileges I have.

 

[Jobz]

Spent the majority of my time in high school deliberately disobeying and disrespecting teacher, principals and school board directors. Needless to say, I was in detention a lot. As well as "Special Detention" which was basically pointless, tedious, sometimes painful tasks my sadist headmaster liked to give us. For example: Trimming the grass on the football field with scissors.

None of the individual things my friends and I did to these authority figures were big deals by themselves, it was more the collective buildup of anger and rage toward us that made this amusing.

My math, biology and French teacher were out favorite targets for annoyance and insubordination.

Needless to say, by graduation we were hated. And we all received diplomas with honors, which I think pissed the teachers off even more. They didn't even get the satisfaction of seeing us fail as a result of not paying attention/caring.

 

[Ago Iterum]

every time i'm in wal-mart i make some random anouncment over the intercom, example "attention walmart customers, PENIS, that is all". take that establishment.

Been wathcing too much Family Guy?

Lmao. Caught red handed.

 

[Ago Iterum]

I went through a massive rebelious stage. Stealing from shops etc. Over it now though.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I think the worst I ever got caught for was an eternal saturday at work where almost everyone called in sick, was me, and the assistant manager from hell, and one other guy who was really cool and therefore made it sort of bearable. I ought to state, if you've seen ' Office space ' the manager in that was a clone of mine, even down to doing the whole 'ummm...yeah..we're gonna need to stay behind' crap.

I'll abbreviate the assistant manager down to ass man I think, or just ass, saves time, anyway, this is a music and movie store, its a saturday weeks from xmas, and not only is he taking one of us off the till regular, to 'tidy up' while there's queues of 40 - 50 people out the door, he's doing absolutely zero to support us, because he's doing his obsessive tidying up, telling customers to come and see one of us, when they approach him.

On top of that, he tells us 'we can't do lunch breaks today guys, not enough staff', at which point we flatly told him we ARE or we're off home now. Anyway, we somehow make it to closing, and my stress is at bursting point, genuinely, and I'm slowly thudding my head against a wall repeating 'please make him stop, make him go away, make him stop' etc, I think my mind temporarily snapped. I look and he's there just staring at me, and then sees I'm looking at him and walks off downstairs.

Anyway, I'm in the next morning, and the area manager is in, turns out he's there to give me a warning for 'affecting team morale'. Amazingly I didn't get fired for using the words 'clueless fuckwit' in an official disciplinary interview when discussing the ass man.
turns out it got overturned when I told the others and at least three members of staff went upstairs to back me up on being a good, helpful member of staff pushed to the edge by someone utterly pointless.

I don't know if a visible mental breakdown in front of your boss counts as rebellion, but he did move on soon after.

EDIT: oh , and in another store job, where I was left alone to run the place and dumped on 14 hours shifts, there were a few occasions where the 'back in 15 mins' sign would go up, the store would close and unholy acts would occur in the bathroom, I'm not proud of it, but is it truly wrong to be thinking 'yesss, I'm getting PAID for this!'? Apologies for too much info, but its more of a rebellion tale than the other bit of mine, thinking back.

In my defence I was young, male, and 14 hour shifts with no breaks?

 

[reaper_2k9]

I have rebelled but it was on a small level against someone I worked with. He was a douche bag, he would go into the computer and screw me outta hours on my paycheck and screw me over on the schedule, so one night I decided to wrap serran (sp?) wrap around his car making it impossible for him to open his car doors and then covering said serran (once again sp?) wrap in Vaseline.

 

[hungoverbear]

Rebellion lets see, when in 8th grade i went to a catholic school and i failed religion class on purpose, at my old cashier job i told my new "boss" (who was younger than me, inexperienced as hell, and he took the job away from a friend of mine who so rightly deserved it) that I will not listen to a word he says and that you honestly didnt deserve the spot your in....needless to say i quit 2 weeks later (ackward)
My film school teacher said that we had to make G rated movies for our class, so i made a movie with terintino dialog, weird thing is, he loved it...
in high school this dumbass who made team captain got in my face, so i gave him a mean right hook right in front of the coach
and at my job now (security manager) i straight up told one of our dick head servers that if someone attacks him, ill just stand by and watch. story behind that was i got a drunk customer to calm down and leave the place peacefully, but as she was walking out he mouthed off to her (something i cant repeate in here) and she turned around and got all pissed off again and took me forever to calm her down again. the rebellious part, he was head server.