Rebuild of Superpowers Getting Thread

[Whateveralot]

My superpower I got last time was quite good. But now I'm just being screwed over.


This thread...had so much potential.

[HEADING=1]Unlovability[/HEADING]

-Nobody likes you.
-Overtime lonliness may induce madness.
-If too strong may make others hate you enough to wish harm or death.
-May not make others feel the same
-No one will care about you, NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Now I'm going to lay in a corner and cry.

Thanks, OP. Please know you're a right bastard.

 

[Shadie777]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra-Universal_Creation

Well, you're all fucked!

 

[ADDmuse]

I got Matter Substitution, which pretty much means I can replace your spinal cord with a piece of rebar. I might also be able to teleport myself somewhere by swapping my atoms with other atoms.
Then I re-rolled just for fun, and got Infinite Supply. It basically allows me to have an unlimited supply of whatever I choose; though it seems I need to have some of it to start off. The page even gives immortality as a possible choice (never run out of life energy.)

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I got Angel Creation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Creation]
I can summon Angels. Neat

 

[Luke3184]

I got hook proficiency.... fucking hook proficiency! I don't even own a hook, looks like I'm destined to be a mook for some OP powered villain. /le sigh

 

[Bad Jim]

Cartomancy [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartomancy]. The ability to see the future/past/present through a deck of cards.

Cross my palm with silver folks! I'll read your fortunes!

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Thunderbird Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thunderbird_Physiology]? I can transform into a giant bird and control storms?

Hell to the yes. I mean, look at the list of powers that this apparently implies:

Spoiler

Avian Physiology
Aerial Adaptation
Atmospheric Adaptation
Claw Retraction
Enhanced Agility
Enhanced Balance
Enhanced Lung Capacity
Enhanced Senses
Enhanced Vision
Enhanced Reflexes
Hollow Skeleton
Wing Manifestation/Flight
Bird Manipulation
Enhanced Bite
Enhanced Regeneration
Health Optimization
Healing
Sonic Scream
Weather Manipulation
Air Manipulation
Cloud Generation
Electricity Manipulation
Ice Manipulation
Storm Creation
Thermal Manipulation
Water Manipulation

Yes. I am content. (Especially considering that I went "Hmm, wonder what the next random page would be" and got Enhanced Mortality [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Mortality], defined as "The power to become much more susceptible to death than the average person." That would have been joyous.)

 

[RejjeN]

I first got Enhanced Swordsmanship [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Swordsmanship] which is pretty cool, so good a Swordsman to be able to deflect bullets, wield more than two weapons and attack by just slicing air, but I decided to re-roll to see what I could get and hilariously enough I ended up with Energy Blade Construction [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Blade_Construction]... So I view this as I didn't replace the first with the second but rather complimented it ;D (Might be against the rules, but given the absurdly low chance I'll go with it anyway!)

Fear me world, I am a Jedi! (minus the telekinesis)

 

[bluerocker]

Nice [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability].

Well then; I say this is pretty satisfactory. Now, where's a metal door I can get to punching?

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Variable Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation]


I can basically nullify, or empower anything.

Other than omnipotence, that's pretty fucking OP

Fuck you Daystar, I get this. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation]

Come at me, bro.

 

[Sirtety]

Hmmmm.....Interstellar Travel.

Well I do like going to new places and seeing new sights.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Variable Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation]


I can basically nullify, or empower anything.

Other than omnipotence, that's pretty fucking OP

Fuck you Daystar, I get this. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation]

Come at me, bro.

Okay.

...

You now have no powers.

Do I win?

 

[bstrothe]

Well this sounds handy:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

 

[hazabaza1]

Aim Dodging [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aim_Dodging]
Basically, the ability to dodge mostly linear attacks with near certainty.

So I'm basically fucking Neo.
Sweet.

Variable Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation]


I can basically nullify, or empower anything.

Other than omnipotence, that's pretty fucking OP

Fuck you Daystar, I get this. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation]

Come at me, bro.

Okay.

...

You now have no powers.

Do I win?

So you're basically a five year old going "well, your thing doesn't hurt me, because I have my super shield! And my magic gun takes away all your powers and kills you for good! I win!"
Real fair, ya jerk

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Aim Dodging [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aim_Dodging]
Basically, the ability to dodge mostly linear attacks with near certainty.

So I'm basically fucking Neo.
Sweet.

Variable Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation]


I can basically nullify, or empower anything.

Other than omnipotence, that's pretty fucking OP

Fuck you Daystar, I get this. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation]

Come at me, bro.

Okay.

...

You now have no powers.

Do I win?

So you're basically a five year old going "well, your thing doesn't hurt me, because I have my super shield! And my magic gun takes away all your powers and kills you for good! I win!"
Real fair, ya jerk

Hey, as long as it exists, I can manipulate it

I don't necessarily have to remove his powers, I could just reduce the amount of blood in his veins to a drop, or super heat the air around him.

I could be quite imaginative

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Aim Dodging [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aim_Dodging]
Basically, the ability to dodge mostly linear attacks with near certainty.

So I'm basically fucking Neo.
Sweet.

Variable Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation]


I can basically nullify, or empower anything.

Other than omnipotence, that's pretty fucking OP

Fuck you Daystar, I get this. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation]

Come at me, bro.

Okay.

...

You now have no powers.

Do I win?

So you're basically a five year old going "well, your thing doesn't hurt me, because I have my super shield! And my magic gun takes away all your powers and kills you for good! I win!"
Real fair, ya jerk

Hey, as long as it exists, I can manipulate it

I don't necessarily have to remove his powers, I could just reduce the amount of blood in his veins to a drop, or super heat the air around him.

I could be quite imaginative

Apart from the fact that I can transmute anything into energy. And absorb it. You'd have to rid the surrounding area of everything to stop me, basically.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Hey, as long as it exists, I can manipulate it

I don't necessarily have to remove his powers, I could just reduce the amount of blood in his veins to a drop, or super heat the air around him.

I could be quite imaginative

You may talk the talk now Daystar, but when someone omnipotent comes and fucks your shit up you'll be sorry.

On an aside note, why does Daystar of all people get the OP powers every damn time? Fuck it, rerolling to get something that can end this guys rain of terror.

Numerical Precision.

I'm good at maths. That...that's it? THAT'S ALL THAT I GET TO FIGHT HIM WITH? Well, fuck.

 

[RejjeN]

Necron Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Necron_Physiology]
"User with this ability either is or can transform into a Necron, race of robotic skeletal warriors"

That's actually pretty cool. As someone who works in the tech industry, the "technological prowess" that comes with being an undead robo-skeleton could come in handy.

I may have to find a solution to the "pathological hatred for life and living" bit, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Hah that's pretty awesome! Though to be technical (geddit?) Necron's don't have a "pathological hatred for life and living" anymore, though they do view all other species as inferior life-forms and squatters

Enjoy having access to teleportation technology and Gauss weaponry(energy weapons that disassemble things on the atomic level), or if you're feeling particularly Royal, a Warscythe

Edit: @Froggy Slayer: You can use your god-like math calculations to drive him into bankruptcy!

 

[Abize]

Holographic Projection
The user can project a holographic copy of oneself or another object/organism. The projected holograms will often only move as directed by the user's mind and can usually be dispersed by the slightest touch, as well as distort and fade if viewed from different angles.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holographic_Projection

Oh the trolling that could be had with this XD