Spore.
When I bought it, I had a flaky dial-up connection. This meant that whenever I tried to install the game, it failed. I could not install and play the game I legally bought because the game thought it was a pirated copy.
Such fucking stupidity has no words to truly describe it. And there were no words to describe my rage.
And throughout this pain in the ass of trying to install, apparently I "used up" my "install credits". And therefore couldn't install the game anymore. And to get it to install, I apparently had to buy another copy of the game. Oh, and throughout this, it managed to install Securom on my PC without my knowledge and/or consent.
[HEADING=1]THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH[/HEADING]
It is at this point most(well, all) people tell me to just download the pirated copy. My response to them is to ask if they've ever tried downloading anything on a flaky dial-up connection. It's a massive pain to get even the tiniest files, it's just fucking impossible to get a multi-gigabyte game.
Eventually a friend of mine just gave me a disk with the pirated version on it, so I could finally play the game I fucking bought. The game itself was alright.
But still. Fuck you EA, you fucking dumbass fucks who thought it would be a good and/or smart idea to make the legit copy think it's pirated. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVER THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!
And now, instead of being remembered as "the game that's basically the poster child for shitty, useless, and needlessly hostile DRM", it's known as "that boring game".
Because the hatred of DRM fell off after about a couple weeks, I guess publishers thought it wasn't really the DRM's fault so many people hated the game.
The whole situation just pisses me the fuck off. And it's caused by stupidity so great, words do not begin to describe it.
FUCK you EA.
That's another fucking point for how shitty DRM is. The people most affected by it are the people who are the least likely to fucking pirate in the first place. Just... GAH! PUBLISHERS! WHY U SO FUCKING STOOPID?!